Favourite Professor Farnsworth Quotes

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"I only have a few years left to live. I don't want to spend them dead."

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Fry: Outlaw Slurm?! Um, no need sir, grandpa's just making up stories again.
Proffessor: I'm not your grandpa, you're my uncle! [waves arms crazily in the air] From the year 2000!
[Fry spins his finger around his ear to indicate the Proffessor's crazy]

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Not sure if has been said already.
"Professor, Lava, HOT!!"

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Professor: "Businessplan! I keep it here right next to my heart".

80's guy: "This isn't a businessplan, this is an escapeplan"

Professor: "So long Suckers" glucks and runs off.

Fromthe episode "Future Stock"... Brilliant episode

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From Anthology of Interest 2:

Human Bender kisses Farnsworth -
Bender: Nah it's not workin anymore.
Farnsowrth: Speak for yourself!
Great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"If Anyone Needs Me, I'll Be In The Angry Dome!"

"I Knew I Should Have Shown Him 'Electrogonnerah, The Noisy Killer!"

"I Will Create Some Atomic Supermen To Beat Your Team!"  (Or whatever it was he said, please forgive me, it's been a while.)

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We'll have to endure the terrible music of the Big Bopper followed by the tragedy of his death

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I 've got to get out of her. I have to go buy a single peice of fruit with a coupon, then return it making other wait in line behind me....

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" Oh, a lesson in not chainging history mister I'm-my-own-gradpa! Let's just get the heck outta here! Screw history!"

"Yes,yes, you sound like a broken mp3 player"

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Prof. Farnsworth: "Now to begin the arduous task of attaching it to the ship so that…" (time jump) (space ship sound) "Off you go, apparently."

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when hes showing Fry Leela and Bender the Building and he says "heres where I keep assorted lenths of wire" and doesn't pay any attention to the ship when Fry is amazed and then Farnsworth says "let me show some of the different lengths of wire i used" also, whenever Farnsworth is mad he'll always insult someone and its hilarious.

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"We could but we won't! It's a spaceship dammit not a prom limousine! If anyone needs me I'll be in the Angry Dome."

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^and then you actually see him pacing in the angry dome, haha thats great

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My favorites are...
"Professor!  Lava!  HOT!!!"
"Tell them I hate them!"
"Incidentally, all the animals will be killed."
"I'm a genius!"
"Good news, everyone!"
"Fair news, someone!"
"Bad news, no-one!"

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Originally posted by Wilder:

"Incidentally, all the animals will be killed."
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hahaha yeah, i just wathed that episode, "what will happen to all the animals?" "i didnt say anything about animals"

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Bender:Hey that felt GREAT. 'Kisses Proffesor' Ah, its not working any more.
proffesor: Speak for yourself.

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Farnsworth: "53 years old?! Aww, now I'll need a fake ID to rent ultra-porn."

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Leela: "When I was an orphan, I always wished I could grow up with my mom and dad. And now, thanks to being hurled backwards in time..."

Farnsworth: "That's not what happened! Shut up and go live with your parents!"

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Farnsworth: Laser eye surgery is a capital idea. I'm sure Leela is tired of morons gaping at her all the time. *turns to Leela and gapes relly loud* (The Cyber House Rules)

Farnsworth: Well there's no sense fretting. *turns to Fry* Good Lord you're ugly. (Spanish Fry)

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Good News Everyone!,and,Oh My.

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Each pound weighs over ten thousend pounds

Leela:What about the animals?
Prof.:You wha?
Leela:You know the animals
Prof.:I didn't mention any animals. Now the planet will collapse in on itself in just three days. Incidently this will kill all the animals

Good news everyone, You'll be making a trip to Ebola 9, the planet of disese

Prof.:You'll be making a trip the galaxy of pain
Leela:isn't that a bad thing?
Prof.:No, iits just a name, just like the galaxy of pain or the galxy of no return
Leela: but...
Prof.:So long

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lets all talk to zoidberg

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your on a misson to collect honey ordinary honey...

ih this is no ordiary honey!!

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LEELA: How many atmospheres of pressure can the ship withstand?
PROFESSOR: Well it's a spaceship, so I'd say anywhere between zero and one

From the ep, "The Deep South"

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Professor: I want you to do for me your most difficult, life threatening mission yet. I want you to collect me some ordinary honey. Just ordinary honey.
Leela: That doesn't sound too hard.
Professor: Ah, but this is no ordinary honey!

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"Now i'm the oldest member of my family *cries loudly*" and " So long suckers! *manical laugh*"

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yea... zoidy your bottom is better than your top part

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it's still not the exact quote though... i always mess up that quote...as do the people on IMDb.com

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hmmmmmm. HANSON rules.... I am not drunk.... wait that was my dad... oh well anyways... I still go with "Yes, lets all talk to Zoidberg" hahahahaha yea right!! heheheheh... ohh TNT is gona kill me because I laughed enough for a moderatly funny joke while I only had a minorly to not funny joke!!! AHHHHHH!!!!

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WTH is TNT? for me it means "The Neopets Team" but for you, Commie, I'm sure it's much different. I also love  "WHAT?!?!"

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 it is the channel...... it had the commercials refering to what I said...

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Ahh... g'uh.. *slaps self* Shoulda caught onto that one... "Wha? He-huh o-oh right." that';s classic Professy.

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hehe 

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I like how he rambles on about building atomic monsters and such...
(it could be 8 feet tall with lasers and oh my)
I don't remember exactly what he said and im too tired to check but something along the line

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I know its common but i like...

'good news everyone'

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I think "Bad news nobody" was funny, because he was adressing nobody in particular and welcome to PEEL Liam. I saw Dan talking about you singing up and I haven't seen you until just now, so yeah..

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Better yet, I build you a replacement! Some kind of gamma powered mechanical monster! with freeway onramps for arms, and a heart as black as coal!!!

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"Off you go apparently"

From the ep Time Keeps On Slipping

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Farnsworth: "Hope you won't think it's evil of me to ask how you got that stylish head-wound?"

Farnsworth 1: "Oh, this old thing?" Hit's himself in the head with a wrench "I was experimenting to see if I could remove my own brain."

Farnsworth: "Of course! I had the same idea. I flipped a coin to decide if I should proceed. But it came out tails, so I didn't. How'd it go?"

Farnsworth 1: "Well, getting the brain out was the easy part. The hard part was getting the brain out." *laughs in a silly way*

Farnsworth: "Hehehe, you..."

And

Freakworth: "Dig it! All of you fitting in this box is like seriously freaked up."

Farnsworth: "Nonsense! Why, there's a whole universe in there."

Freakworth: "Dude. There's a universe in all of us."

Freak-Amy: "Right on, professor Freakworth."

Farnsworth: "Get a job!"

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[Farnsworth takes some false teeth out of his trousers]
Leela: Oh lord! Teeth don't go in you pants Professor!
Farnsworth: Well I can't keep them in my mouth! There nuclear powered!
[Farnsworth turns them on. They go crazy, meanwhile, Farnsworth drinks his meat through a straw while everyone is panicing about the teeth]

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Amy:  You should try homeopathic medicine, Bender.  Take some zinc.
Bender:  I'm 40% zinc!
Amy:  Then take some Echinacea, or St. John's wort.
Farnsworth:  Or a big, fat placebo!  It's all the same crap!

Mom:  I should never have tried to tamper with that cute little QT McWhiskers.
Farnsworth:  No, it was silly of me to object.  One foot tall, eight feet, fifteen feet.  What does it matter?
Mom:  You should see the new sixteen-foot models.
Farnsworth:  Sixteen feet?!  Go to hell!  I was a fool to think you'd changed, you old bat!
Mom:  Filthy toothless nerd bastard!
Farnsworth:  Damned she-fossil!
Mom:  Stink pig!

Farnsworth: What's all the hubbub?
Leela:  My God!  Even the Professor's been bent!
Farnsworth:  Thank you for your sympathy, talking square of linoleum.