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« Reply #120 on: 07-18-2005 06:31 »

"I only have a few years left to live. I don't want to spend them dead."
GreyThinkyWhale

Professor
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« Reply #121 on: 07-18-2005 10:56 »

Fry: Outlaw Slurm?! Um, no need sir, grandpa's just making up stories again.
Proffessor: I'm not your grandpa, you're my uncle! [waves arms crazily in the air] From the year 2000!
[Fry spins his finger around his ear to indicate the Proffessor's crazy]
RS 2thou

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« Reply #122 on: 07-25-2005 03:29 »

Not sure if has been said already.
"Professor, Lava, HOT!!"
Carstin

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« Reply #123 on: 07-28-2005 14:04 »

Professor: "Businessplan! I keep it here right next to my heart".

80's guy: "This isn't a businessplan, this is an escapeplan"

Professor: "So long Suckers" glucks and runs off.

Fromthe episode "Future Stock"... Brilliant episode
GearShift

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« Reply #124 on: 08-08-2005 15:37 »

From Anthology of Interest 2:

Human Bender kisses Farnsworth -
Bender: Nah it's not workin anymore.
Farnsowrth: Speak for yourself!
Great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #125 on: 08-08-2005 16:50 »

"If Anyone Needs Me, I'll Be In The Angry Dome!"

"I Knew I Should Have Shown Him 'Electrogonnerah, The Noisy Killer!"

"I Will Create Some Atomic Supermen To Beat Your Team!"  (Or whatever it was he said, please forgive me, it's been a while.)
tyraniak

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« Reply #126 on: 08-10-2005 23:10 »

We'll have to endure the terrible music of the Big Bopper followed by the tragedy of his death
robertojamison

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« Reply #127 on: 08-11-2005 00:22 »

I 've got to get out of her. I have to go buy a single peice of fruit with a coupon, then return it making other wait in line behind me....
Professor Zoidy

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« Reply #128 on: 08-20-2005 22:10 »
« Last Edit on: 08-20-2005 22:10 »

" Oh, a lesson in not chainging history mister I'm-my-own-gradpa! Let's just get the heck outta here! Screw history!"

"Yes,yes, you sound like a broken mp3 player"
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #129 on: 08-21-2005 13:48 »

Prof. Farnsworth: "Now to begin the arduous task of attaching it to the ship so thatů" (time jump) (space ship sound) "Off you go, apparently."
SuperKing24

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« Reply #130 on: 08-22-2005 14:48 »

when hes showing Fry Leela and Bender the Building and he says "heres where I keep assorted lenths of wire" and doesn't pay any attention to the ship when Fry is amazed and then Farnsworth says "let me show some of the different lengths of wire i used" also, whenever Farnsworth is mad he'll always insult someone and its hilarious.
LayZ341

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« Reply #131 on: 08-22-2005 15:08 »

"We could but we won't! It's a spaceship dammit not a prom limousine! If anyone needs me I'll be in the Angry Dome."
SuperKing24

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« Reply #132 on: 08-22-2005 15:10 »
« Last Edit on: 08-22-2005 15:10 »

^and then you actually see him pacing in the angry dome, haha thats great
Wilder

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« Reply #133 on: 08-24-2005 16:26 »

My favorites are...
"Professor!  Lava!  HOT!!!"
"Tell them I hate them!"
"Incidentally, all the animals will be killed."
"I'm a genius!"
"Good news, everyone!"
"Fair news, someone!"
"Bad news, no-one!"
SuperKing24

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« Reply #134 on: 08-24-2005 18:05 »

Quote
Originally posted by Wilder:

"Incidentally, all the animals will be killed."
QUOTE]

hahaha yeah, i just wathed that episode, "what will happen to all the animals?" "i didnt say anything about animals"

~Zoidberg~

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« Reply #135 on: 08-24-2005 18:37 »

Bender:Hey that felt GREAT. 'Kisses Proffesor' Ah, its not working any more.
proffesor: Speak for yourself.
H. G. Blob

Professor
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« Reply #136 on: 08-27-2005 23:21 »

Farnsworth: "53 years old?! Aww, now I'll need a fake ID to rent ultra-porn."

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Leela: "When I was an orphan, I always wished I could grow up with my mom and dad. And now, thanks to being hurled backwards in time..."

Farnsworth: "That's not what happened! Shut up and go live with your parents!"

I'll tell you what. I'll accept their apoligy when they kiss my ass, which I don't have.
H. G. Blob

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« Reply #137 on: 08-28-2005 05:58 »

Farnsworth: Laser eye surgery is a capital idea. I'm sure Leela is tired of morons gaping at her all the time. *turns to Leela and gapes relly loud* (The Cyber House Rules)

Farnsworth: Well there's no sense fretting. *turns to Fry* Good Lord you're ugly. (Spanish Fry)

I'll tell you what. I'll accept their apoligy when they kiss my ass, which I don't have.
Benders_Fan

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« Reply #138 on: 08-28-2005 12:22 »

Good News Everyone!,and,Oh My.
Generic Zombie

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« Reply #139 on: 09-03-2005 03:26 »

Each pound weighs over ten thousend pounds

Leela:What about the animals?
Prof.:You wha?
Leela:You know the animals
Prof.:I didn't mention any animals. Now the planet will collapse in on itself in just three days. Incidently this will kill all the animals

Good news everyone, You'll be making a trip to Ebola 9, the planet of disese

Prof.:You'll be making a trip the galaxy of pain
Leela:isn't that a bad thing?
Prof.:No, iits just a name, just like the galaxy of pain or the galxy of no return
Leela: but...
Prof.:So long
commie detector

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« Reply #140 on: 09-03-2005 13:28 »

lets all talk to zoidberg
hotrod zoidberg

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« Reply #141 on: 09-08-2005 07:39 »

your on a misson to collect honey ordinary honey...

ih this is no ordiary honey!!
Professy

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« Reply #142 on: 09-08-2005 08:09 »
« Last Edit on: 09-08-2005 08:09 »

LEELA: How many atmospheres of pressure can the ship withstand?
PROFESSOR: Well it's a spaceship, so I'd say anywhere between zero and one

From the ep, "The Deep South"
Z01DB3RG

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« Reply #143 on: 09-15-2005 11:50 »

Professor: I want you to do for me your most difficult, life threatening mission yet. I want you to collect me some ordinary honey. Just ordinary honey.
Leela: That doesn't sound too hard.
Professor: Ah, but this is no ordinary honey!
Professor Zoidy

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« Reply #144 on: 09-15-2005 17:11 »

"Now i'm the oldest member of my family *cries loudly*" and " So long suckers! *manical laugh*"
commie detector

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« Reply #145 on: 09-15-2005 20:12 »

yea... zoidy your bottom is better than your top part
Professor Zoidy

Urban Legend
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« Reply #146 on: 09-15-2005 20:43 »

it's still not the exact quote though... i always mess up that quote...as do the people on IMDb.com
commie detector

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« Reply #147 on: 09-16-2005 22:10 »

hmmmmmm. HANSON rules.... I am not drunk.... wait that was my dad... oh well anyways... I still go with "Yes, lets all talk to Zoidberg" hahahahaha yea right!! heheheheh... ohh TNT is gona kill me because I laughed enough for a moderatly funny joke while I only had a minorly to not funny joke!!! AHHHHHH!!!!
Professor Zoidy

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« Reply #148 on: 09-17-2005 17:58 »

WTH is TNT? for me it means "The Neopets Team" but for you, Commie, I'm sure it's much different. I also love  "WHAT?!?!"
commie detector

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« Reply #149 on: 09-17-2005 18:01 »

 it is the channel...... it had the commercials refering to what I said...
Professor Zoidy

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« Reply #150 on: 09-17-2005 18:21 »

Ahh... g'uh.. *slaps self* Shoulda caught onto that one... "Wha? He-huh o-oh right." that';s classic Professy.
commie detector

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« Reply #151 on: 09-17-2005 18:22 »

hehe  no no
Gender-Bender!

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« Reply #152 on: 09-18-2005 08:46 »

I like how he rambles on about building atomic monsters and such...
(it could be 8 feet tall with lasers and oh my)
I don't remember exactly what he said and im too tired to check but something along the line
Liam

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« Reply #153 on: 09-18-2005 14:31 »

I know its common but i like...

'good news everyone'
Professor Zoidy

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« Reply #154 on: 09-18-2005 15:12 »

I think "Bad news nobody" was funny, because he was adressing nobody in particular and welcome to PEEL Liam. I saw Dan talking about you singing up and I haven't seen you until just now, so yeah..
BIG RED

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« Reply #155 on: 09-18-2005 17:22 »


Better yet, I build you a replacement! Some kind of gamma powered mechanical monster! with freeway onramps for arms, and a heart as black as coal!!!

Professy

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« Reply #156 on: 09-24-2005 07:32 »

"Off you go apparently"

From the ep Time Keeps On Slipping
Demeter

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« Reply #157 on: 09-24-2005 09:04 »

Farnsworth: "Hope you won't think it's evil of me to ask how you got that stylish head-wound?"

Farnsworth 1: "Oh, this old thing?" Hit's himself in the head with a wrench "I was experimenting to see if I could remove my own brain."

Farnsworth: "Of course! I had the same idea. I flipped a coin to decide if I should proceed. But it came out tails, so I didn't. How'd it go?"

Farnsworth 1: "Well, getting the brain out was the easy part. The hard part was getting the brain out." *laughs in a silly way*

Farnsworth: "Hehehe, you..."

And

Freakworth: "Dig it! All of you fitting in this box is like seriously freaked up."

Farnsworth: "Nonsense! Why, there's a whole universe in there."

Freakworth: "Dude. There's a universe in all of us."

Freak-Amy: "Right on, professor Freakworth."

Farnsworth: "Get a job!"
Jonny Wobbs

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« Reply #158 on: 09-24-2005 09:46 »
« Last Edit on: 09-24-2005 09:46 »

[Farnsworth takes some false teeth out of his trousers]
Leela: Oh lord! Teeth don't go in you pants Professor!
Farnsworth: Well I can't keep them in my mouth! There nuclear powered!
[Farnsworth turns them on. They go crazy, meanwhile, Farnsworth drinks his meat through a straw while everyone is panicing about the teeth]
Alex

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« Reply #159 on: 09-24-2005 09:54 »

Amy:  You should try homeopathic medicine, Bender.  Take some zinc.
Bender:  I'm 40% zinc!
Amy:  Then take some Echinacea, or St. John's wort.
Farnsworth:  Or a big, fat placebo!  It's all the same crap!

Mom:  I should never have tried to tamper with that cute little QT McWhiskers.
Farnsworth:  No, it was silly of me to object.  One foot tall, eight feet, fifteen feet.  What does it matter?
Mom:  You should see the new sixteen-foot models.
Farnsworth:  Sixteen feet?!  Go to hell!  I was a fool to think you'd changed, you old bat!
Mom:  Filthy toothless nerd bastard!
Farnsworth:  Damned she-fossil!
Mom:  Stink pig!

Farnsworth: What's all the hubbub?
Leela:  My God!  Even the Professor's been bent!
Farnsworth:  Thank you for your sympathy, talking square of linoleum.
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