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Ttomalss
Delivery Boy
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"PROFESSOR!!! LAVA!!! HOT!!!!"
"Oh sure, break the SMART guy's machine"
and from "Less Than Hero"
The Zookeeper: "Hello, superheroes. Do you remember me?"
Farnsworth: "I don't remember much, buddy, and you're no looker."
Leela:"Uh, professor...isn't it time for your nap yet?"
Farnsworth: "Yes, dammit!!"
(slumps and starts snoring)
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elf
Delivery Boy
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« Reply #87 on: 09-08-2004 21:04 »
« Last Edit on: 09-08-2004 21:04 »
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My three favorite lines are: "Give me back my floppy face! "-Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles A Clone Of My Own-Birthday... "And you Coach Smolly, or should I say, 'Coach Hairpiece!'" And finally... Professor: Hello, Mavis! Surprised to see me back again so soon? Wanda: Mavis is dead! Professor: I expect you'll want to see my 'Angry Crotchety Grampa Discount Card.' Wanda: Sir, this card is expired Professor: But it's good for a life time. Wanda: Well, your's expired But don't forget the facial expression he makes when Heather says, "Since this is such a serious case of old..." That just left me rolling on the floor howling for hours!!!
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Spacedal11
Space Pope
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« Reply #98 on: 11-07-2004 23:16 »
« Last Edit on: 11-07-2004 23:16 »
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I love all the professor's lines really.
Leela: Professor! Don't you remember what I told you?
Farnsworth: NO!
Farnsworth: Of corse he still exists. As a flying corpse in outer space *chuckles than pauses* Oh...I made myself sad.
Farnsworth: Particularlly you Leela. *Leela slaps him*.
Farnsworth: You fat as the queen of seacows.
Farnsworth: *something* freaky deaky.
I use that word all the time "freaky deaky". Lots of my words are from Futurama.
Farnsowrth: Oh I've been down that rode Bender. I know it's fun and the parties are great but it's bad.
Something like that.
Farnsworth: This makes me the oldest member of my family *cries*.
What makes me laugh is how he cries, not the line.
Farnsworth: Insidentally, you have a dime up your nose.
Farnsworth: I as spry and free as ever. *Jumps up and his ankle cracks* See, I only broke one ankle.
Farnsworth 1: Oh getting the brain out was the easy part, the hard part was getting the brain out.
Farnsworth 1: *something again* about my handsom friend here.
Farnsworth: Oh go on.
Farnsworth: *The building is shaking* Zeus, God somebody help me!...Satin, you owe me!
Farnsworth: Poodle spit!
Farnsworth: Dibbbling poop.
Farnsworth: I'm sure Bender has just made a humerous remark. But he doesn't know that I recorded over his Soap Opera to film this.
Fry: I know that monkey, his name is donkey.
Farnsowrth: Monekys aren't donkeys! Stop messing with my head!
From the video game:
Farnsworth: I gave you a gun! What do you want a flowered dress?
Farnsworth: I'm transmitting into your internal radio, hello. *Waves to the microphone*.
I love how he says "hello".
Farnsowrth: Plus, you three never actually charged anyone!
Fry: Yeah sorry about that.
Leela: Sorry.
Bender: Aw this bends. This isn't Farnsowrth but I love this.
Bender: Has anyone ever noticed, how Fry always seems to turn on the TV at just the right moment?
I'll stop there.
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JDB
Professor
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Oohwee!! We're online!! Sweet Zombie Jesus!! Bonk! Bonk I say!! (Or something like that)
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kryptology101
Crustacean
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jeez i cant think of anything to reply back to these with i mean all the quotes are soo good. the one i was gunna use has been put up already though
Fry: I can't swallow that
Professor: Good news its a subosatory
and yes i know i spelled it wrong lol
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JDB
Professor
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Bunk you say?
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b4e
Crustacean
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'speak for yourself' after human bender kissed him in "Anthology of Intererst II"
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Dr.Jerkbird
Starship Captain
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i like: Anywho I have to buy a single piece of fruit with a cupon and then return it making people wait behind me while i complain! You? A women? We're hunting a monster not finding the quickest route ot the mall! Leela:Ill remind the way only a women can! Prof:You going to do his laundry? and many many more
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Larceny
Poppler
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Professor: This is Chapek 9, a lovely little doomed planet with lots of doomed little animals. Chapek 9 was used as a mining planet and is completely hollowed out. Leela: What will happen to all the animals? Professor: The wha? Leela: The animals. Professor: I said nothing about animals. Now CHapek 9 will implode shortly.. Incidentally, this will kill all the animals.
Professor: I made a death clock last year? Wormsworth: Yes, and it was rather pathetic. Professor: Oh my, did it put you young whippernspappers in your place? Wormsworth: Hardly. We laughed until our teeth fell out. [leaves] Professor: Oh no, I need to create an entirely new invention in 5 minutes... Perhaps some sort of death clock!
Not 100% accurate, sorry! I'm new, and I only own season one.. The sad thing is, I only know most quotes from "Fear Of A Bot Planet" -- Bec.
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i_c_weiner
DOOP Secretary
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This whole sequence from The Sting has to be my favorite Farnsworth quote.
Farnsworth: Bad news everyone. You're not good enough to go on your next mission.
Fry: Hooray!
Bender: Not good enough!
[They high-five. Leela descends from above in a harness.]
Leela: Why? Says who?
Farnsworth: Because. And says me. It's an extremely dangerous mission that killed my last crew. And you're not nearly as good as them.
Fry: Woohoo!
Bender: We live to suck another day!
[They both do a happy dance. Leela disconnects Bender from the game.]
Leela: We're just as good as any of those crews you sent to their deaths. What's the mission?
Farnsworth: Collecting honey. Ordinary honey.
Leela: That doesn't sound so dangerous.
Farnsworth: This is no ordinary honey. It's produced by vicious space bees. A single sting of their hideous neuro-toxin can cause instant death!
Hermes: And that's if you're not allergic! You don't wanna know what happens then, oh no no, God no!
Farnsworth: Your insides will boil out of your eye sockets like a science fair volcano!
Hermes: I didn't want to know1
[He bursts into tears.]
Farnsworth: These bees are larger than most Buicks and twice as ugly!
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BigBusta
Crustacean
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"Though I am still in my pyjamas" - Space Pilot 3000
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Nasty Pasty
DOOP Secretary
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*Bender comes down Chimney* Bender: Ho ho... *Professor Shoots Bender With Shotgun* Leela: Professor! Don't you remember what I told you?! Prof: NOOOOO! *shoots again*
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killerabbit
Crustacean
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Leela: This ship does 98% the speed of sound! Why are we going 35 miles an hour?
Hubert: Because we're in a hurry, that's why!
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BigBusta
Crustacean
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"you're Grandmother can go to hell!" - The Farnsworth Parabox
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