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M. Proctor

Starship Captain
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« Reply #80 on: 01-06-2003 11:12 »
« Last Edit on: 01-06-2003 11:12 »

One of the orphans: "Daddy Bender...we're hungry.."

Bender: "What is it with you kids! Every other day it's food food food!"

*does a totp dance*
Gocad

Space Pope
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« Reply #81 on: 01-06-2003 14:00 »

Various Aliens: "SILENCE!"

 - Several Episodes
(another MULTIQUOTE!)
Nurdbot

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #82 on: 01-06-2003 16:40 »

Bender::Yahooooo!-That'll teach those horses to take drugs..
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The luck of the Fryish.
evan

Urban Legend
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« Reply #83 on: 01-06-2003 17:07 »

Fry: "Hey, Leela...how about a kiss for luck?"
{Leela sighs and kisses him on the cheek}
Fry: "I meant, 'tongue luck'"

-"Luck of the Fryish", again.
Gocad

Space Pope
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« Reply #84 on: 01-06-2003 17:16 »

Nichelle Nichols: "Murder isn't working, and that's all we're good at."

 - AOI I
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #85 on: 01-06-2003 17:55 »

from the rather good episode "A Taste Of Freedom":

Fry: “So what is Freedom Day? Sounds like some kinda feminine hygiene product.”
Zoidberg: “No! It’s a fabulous, crapulous day.”
Amy: “If you wanna do something, you do it. And to spleckh with the consequences!”
Bender: “You know, how I live every day.”

(Amy and Leela start to take their clothes off)
Fry: “Waauv. Nude hot-tubing? That’s all I need to hear about Freedom Day.” (Me too.)

Freedom Day... Express yourself!
  I hate my job!


Zapp: “Happy Freedom Day, ladies. Come on, let loose and show my something. Anything. Seriously, I’d take an armpit.”
Kif: [sigh]

(Linda has just recieved a necklace from Zapp, for flashing him)
Linda: “Okay Morbo, now it’s your turn.”
Morbo: “If that’s your Freedom Day wish.”
(Morbo, get up, turn around, pull up his shirt, Linda scream horribly)

Nixon: “Thank you, Secretary of Transportation.“

Nixon: My fellow Earthicans, we enjoy so much freedom, it’s almost sickening. We’re free to chose which hand our sex-monitoring chip is implanted in. And if we don’t want to pay our taxes, why, we’re free to spend a weekend with the pain-monster.”
Pain-monster: “See you April 15th folks.”

Zoidberg: “I’m swelling with patriotic mucus.”

Nixon: (about Zoidy) “Stop that red menace!”

Zoidberg: “My country’s embassy. They’re paid not to kill me.”

Zoidberg: “Ambassador Moiven, you and your staff are so kind. I’m truely humbled. ... What no marshmallows!!”

Nixon: “Let’s storm the place!! ... without my prior knowledge.

Leela: “Cool your jowls, Nixon. You [?] that Zoidberg desecrated a flag. You may even find the image of it festering in his bowels somehow offensive, but the right to freedom of expression is guaranteed by the Earth Constitution.”
Nixon: “Ahrrrroooo! Maybe so, but I know a place where the Constitution doesn’t mean squat!”
(Cut to the Supreme Court)

(Fry and Leela listen to an anti-Zoidberg folk singer)
Fry: “We’re we ever going to find a lawyer to take his case?”
Leela: “I’ll ask the head of the ACLU, once he’s done singing.”
Head of ACLU: “Doooon’t meeeeess wiith Eeeearth. ..  KILL ZOIDBERG!!”

Fry: “Who are you old man?”
Old Man Waterfall: “Name’s Old Man Waterfall, but most folks just call me Old Man.”
Fry: “I’ll never remember that.”

Zoidberg: “Oh God, I’m nerveous. Two of my three hearts are having attacks.”

Bender: “Court’s kinda fun, when it’s not my ass on the line.”

(Zoidy is guilty)
Supreme Court President: “The court orders an immediate apology.”
Zoidberg: “Apology accepted. Just don’t let it happen again.”
Hermes: “She means you, you turkey of the sea!”

Ambassador Moiven: “Attack Earth! ... Yes, I know it’s a schlepp. Just do it!”

Zapp: “Okay, Kif. Let’s show these freaks what a bloated, run-away military budget can do!”

Kif: “Sir, all planetary defenses have been disabled. Perhaps the Decapodians acquired our secret code...somehow!”
Zapp: “Well, Kif, stand by to take the blame. Steady, steady, now!”

Fry: “Hey wait, I’m having one of those things. You know an headache, with pictures.”
Leela: “An idea?”

Zoidberg: “Ambassador Moiven, you killed my lawyer.”
Ambassador Moiven: “You’re welcome.”

Leela: “Zoidberg, you set us free. I feel like I could stand to hug you. I can’t, but you know what I’m trying to say.”
Tornado

Crustacean
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« Reply #86 on: 01-07-2003 13:54 »
« Last Edit on: 01-07-2003 13:54 »

1st Post!
   big grin

Zapp: "I suffer from a terrible learning disease, Kif, what do i call it?"
Kif: "Sexlexia"


Zapp: "Cant you ask a little more sexily?..."
Leela: "Oh please, Big Zee"
Gocad

Space Pope
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« Reply #87 on: 01-07-2003 14:15 »

Welcome, Tornado!

Morgan Proctor: "Dirty Boy. Dirty, dirty, dirty..."

 - How Hermes requestioned his groove back
Bend-err

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #88 on: 01-07-2003 14:16 »

Welcome Tornado

Bender: Damn you old man!
Hawk

Professor
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« Reply #89 on: 01-07-2003 14:19 »

Robots: Hey-hey! Ho-ho! One-zero-zero-one-one-ze-ro!


Bender: Goodbye, suckers whom I always hated! *Goes out the door and gets in agian* C'mon! It will be funn!
Kryten

Space Pope
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« Reply #90 on: 01-08-2003 02:03 »

"This is the worst kind of discrimination... the kind against me!"
BendingUnit1141

Professor
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« Reply #91 on: 01-08-2003 03:15 »
« Last Edit on: 01-08-2003 03:15 »

Fry: Goodbye, suckers! Er... hello suckers..
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #92 on: 01-08-2003 10:05 »

Keeping with the theme:

Bender: "So long, coffin stuffers!" (Bender wrecks his car) "Eeeh, could one of you coffin stuffers please carry me?"
Joe25

Bending Unit
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« Reply #93 on: 01-08-2003 15:03 »

Professor: This is an outrage! I demand that you hand over you captain's jacket.

Leela: But this is my normal jacket.  I've had it for 5 years.

Professor: I said hand it over!
Hawk

Professor
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« Reply #94 on: 01-08-2003 15:07 »

Amy: Oh no! My body! Where's my parasoll?
Bender: I don't know. It wasn't here when I took your umbrella.
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #95 on: 01-08-2003 16:41 »
« Last Edit on: 01-08-2003 16:41 »

One from the season 2 commentaries that usually cracks me up:

fromage

Starship Captain
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« Reply #96 on: 01-09-2003 03:16 »

Hippie: You can't own this place man!

Professor: Of course I can! And that's because I'm not a pennyless hippie!
Bend-err

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #97 on: 01-09-2003 05:34 »

Bender: Oh, no room for Bender, huh? Fine, I'll go build my own lunar lander! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the lunar lander and the blackjack! Ah, screw the whole thing.
-The series had landed
Bad Mojo

Bending Unit
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« Reply #98 on: 01-09-2003 08:15 »

The Honking

Fry: Words! Nothing but sweet, sweet words that turn into bitter orange wax in my ear!
Gocad

Space Pope
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« Reply #99 on: 01-09-2003 11:26 »

Professor: "Who needs courage, when you have a gun?"

 - AOI II
Hawk

Professor
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« Reply #100 on: 01-09-2003 11:30 »
« Last Edit on: 01-14-2003 00:00 »

Fry: I know that monkey! His name is Donkey!
Farnsworth: Monkeys aren't Donkeys! Quit messing with my head!

AOI II
Jesus

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #101 on: 01-10-2003 10:13 »

(Zoidberg)Amy, this is for you, a set of calms for you´r beautyful hair. (Amy) Ohh, that´s so sweet, but i sold my hair to a wid-maker so i could buy a set of calms to hermies. (Hermies) Ohh, the irony, i sold my hair so i could buy this third set of calms to Zoidbeg. (Zoiberg) Thank you, these will come in handy for my new hair. (Zoidber with Hermie´s and Amy´s hair)

Xmas stry, or if it´s Cristmas story, don´t know, not so funny here, but my Avatar show how he look like if you have´nt seen it before...
 smile
Jesus

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #102 on: 01-10-2003 10:24 »

  smile
Hope it is oay i post 1 more...

femputor: I sentence you to deth.
Fry, Zapp, Kiff: Oh no.
Femputor: By SnoSno
Fry, Zapp: Wohoo
Kiff: noo
Zapp to Kiff: What are you?, Gay?

Amazone women in the mood   laff
Nurdbot

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #103 on: 01-11-2003 02:52 »

Kill me.

Bender:*on the phone*..Let me check..*Picks Albert up*Aww,Aren't you a cutie..*put's Albert down*About 25 pounds...
_____________________________ _______________
--The Cyber House Rules.
Bend-err

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #104 on: 01-11-2003 07:13 »

Fry: *gasp* Some Bart Simpson dolls!
Bart Doll: Eat my shorts!
Bender: Ok! Mmm...shorts.
-A Big Piece of Garbage
BendingUnit1141

Professor
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« Reply #105 on: 01-11-2003 07:25 »

Fry: (annoyed) I once had a friend who used to smell things with me.

-The Honking
futuramaROCKS

Crustacean
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« Reply #106 on: 01-11-2003 10:21 »

Salesman:I'm glad you dont care whether any 1 questions your sexual orientation
Fry:I care, i care plenty i just dont no how to make it stop
Salesman:One word Thundercougarfakenbird
Bend-err

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #107 on: 01-11-2003 16:32 »

Hermes: We can't compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral!
That Guy: Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood!
Amy: Look, everyone wants to be like Germany. But do we really have the pure strength of will?
Shadowstar

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #108 on: 01-11-2003 17:09 »

Flexo, though sounding just like Bender, seems to have this voice that's so funny to me.

Fry: I saw you looking at the atom.
Flexo: So, I look at lots of atoms. Shouldn't you be resting up for your shift?
Fry: Oh, you'd like it if I went to sleep, wouldn't you?
Flexo: Whatever it takes to shut your yapper. [laughs] No, I'm just kidding, you're a joker.
...
Fry: Well, that's 8 hours.
Flexo: Yeah, 8 hours of solid boredom. [laughs] No, I'm just kidding, you're a wonderful man.
- Lesser of Two Evils
M5438

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #109 on: 01-13-2003 22:42 »

Fry: I'm getting one of those things again.  You know, a hedache with pictures.

Leela: An idea?
evan

Urban Legend
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« Reply #110 on: 01-13-2003 23:15 »

Leela: "Okay, if everyone's done being stupid..."
Fry: "I had more, but go on..."

Amy: "Ai! The keys! Leela's going to kill me!"
Bender: "Nah, she'll probably have me do it."

Bender: "Try this, kids at home!
Warning: do not try this at home
FishyJoe

Honorary German
Urban Legend
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« Reply #111 on: 01-14-2003 01:42 »

"Space travel was just a metaphor for beating his wife!"
Nurdbot

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #112 on: 01-14-2003 01:43 »

"I died doing what I loved!!"
MuscaDomestica

Professor
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« Reply #113 on: 01-14-2003 02:01 »

Space Pirate: I learned too late me real treasure were me grandchildren.
totalnerd undercanada

DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #114 on: 01-14-2003 05:31 »

Some Guy Uhh.. I'd like an extra beutiful bouqet for m sweetheart please.
[Tree hands the guy a bouquet]
Adalai Average please!
Juliet

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #115 on: 01-14-2003 05:54 »

Bender: I'm back baby

Joe25

Bending Unit
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« Reply #116 on: 01-14-2003 15:24 »

"They jump right out of their pants"
Gocad

Space Pope
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« Reply #117 on: 01-15-2003 11:42 »

Bender: "I never made anybody's life easy and you know it!"


I'm watching you. Yes, YOU!
Carbito

Starship Captain
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« Reply #118 on: 01-16-2003 00:02 »

Professor: .....because I am dying...cough and fall over dead
Zoidberg:My god, he's dead!
*Professor checks*
Brain Slug

Crustacean
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« Reply #119 on: 01-16-2003 05:12 »

"...you win again, gravity"
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