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nappen

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #640 on: 08-18-2003 12:57 »

Thanks, tack.  smile
Otis P Jivefunk

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #641 on: 08-20-2003 16:27 »

Professor Farnsworth:"Good lord you're ugly!"
Cosmic B

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #642 on: 08-20-2003 18:03 »
« Last Edit on: 08-20-2003 18:03 »

Professor Fransworht In Spanish Fry

Sorry I thought this was the quote game.
How do you get to delete you post? Do you have to e-mail the administrator?
HelpTheWretched

Crustacean
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« Reply #643 on: 08-20-2003 23:49 »

All of my favourite lines come from Godfellas. It's the episode that got me hooked on the show.

Bender: Ah, the pity. Fated to drift through the void as gravity's plaything. O cruel fate, to be thusly boned; ask not for whom the bone bones! It bones for thee.

Bender: Oh my god! Are you.. God?
Galactic Entity: Possible. I do feel compassion for all living things. My good chum.
Bender: But why would God speak in binary? Unless, you're NOT God, but the remains of a computerized space probe that collided with God!
Entity: That seems probable.

Bender: So, do you know what I'm gonna do before I do it?
Entity: Yes.
Bender: What if I do something different?
Entity: Then I don't know that.
Bender: Cool, cool...

Bender: You know, I was god once.
Entity: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

Bender: Do you think what I did was wrong?
Entity: Right and wrong are just words. What matters is what you do.
Bender: Yeah, I know! That's why I asked if what I did was.. aw, forget it.

Not just some funny lines there, but some amazing creative insight!
Chump

Urban Legend
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« Reply #644 on: 08-20-2003 23:54 »

Cubert: Welcome swingers! Pull up a groove and get fabulous!

Cubert: This show is awesome! When I grow up, I'm going to have so much amnesia!

Leela: Do you two have to imitate everything you see on TV?
Cubert: Duh! We're twelve? So yes!
foxyboxing

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #645 on: 08-22-2003 09:43 »

So much for top 5s. I have recently learned that if you watch them enough, you realize that every single line is complete brilliance.

Gatebot 1: Did your hump just say something?
Fry: Uh, I... I've got talking hump syndrome. Gatebot 1: Ah, THS.

For one beautiful night, I knew what it was to be a grandmother... subjugated, yet honored

It's like there's a party in my mouth, and everyone's throwing up!

Fry: Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch?"
Leela: "Well if you don't like that, try some Archduke Chocula.".
Chump

Urban Legend
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« Reply #646 on: 08-22-2003 13:06 »

Fry: This is awesome! We're gonna be like *pow-pow-pow*! And they'll be all like *arghhhh! kerpowwww!* and then we'll have pancakes to celebrate and I'll be like *a-numm... num-num-num*!
Zapp: Precisely.
Pitt Clemens

Urban Legend
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« Reply #647 on: 08-22-2003 18:34 »
« Last Edit on: 08-22-2003 18:34 »

Fry: WAAAAA!
Leela:WAAAAA!
Emotional module: beep beep beep
Bender: YAAAWOAOAOAOAA!

-ISTE

most my fave quotes are Bender.

Bender: Don't worry Leela, soon we'll be able to look back on this and laugh. (Walks away abit, turns around)AAAHAHAHAHAHA!

-BBA

Bender: Take that Beethoven, you deaf bastard!

-ObFab
Rocketboy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #648 on: 08-22-2003 20:00 »
« Last Edit on: 08-22-2003 20:00 »

ROBOT HOUSE!! It was like Chalmers yelling at Skinner that made this gold....   smile
Otis P Jivefunk

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #649 on: 09-12-2003 11:54 »

Scruffy: When my plate's a spinnin', people start a grinnin'
Lt. Kroker

Bending Unit
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« Reply #650 on: 09-12-2003 15:34 »

Morbo: Pathetic humans! Prepare to write down the recipe!
Zoidberg maybe

Crustacean
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« Reply #651 on: 09-12-2003 21:29 »

Zapp: Kif, you had your toilet set to stun, not kill.
Otis P Jivefunk

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #652 on: 09-13-2003 06:49 »

Leela: Strike one, a personal best!
Gleno

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #653 on: 09-13-2003 12:31 »

Morbo:Windmills do not work that way....!!! Goodnight....!!!!

 evil laugh
boingo2000

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #654 on: 09-13-2003 12:36 »

*Checking to see what superpowers Fry and leela have*
Leela: Ability to command a loyalty of sea creatures?
Fry (shouting): Hey Zoidberg, get in here!
Zoidberg (from elsewhere): Screw you!
Leela: Ain't got that.
Fry: Nope!
Rage Dump

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #655 on: 09-14-2003 18:10 »
« Last Edit on: 09-14-2003 18:10 »

"Isn't that interesting honey?"
"Yep... Mind Numbingly interesting"

I just made a .wav of that, for when error messages come up.  wink
LaVaLaDy

Starship Captain
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« Reply #656 on: 09-14-2003 18:55 »

Farnsworth: Ahhh to be young again, and also a robot.

Alex

Bending Unit
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« Reply #657 on: 09-14-2003 18:59 »

Love's Labors Lost in Space

Kif:  The jackass wants to see you in his quarters.

Kif:  The fatso says you're free to go.
Fry:  Really?  Why?
Kif:  Why indeed?

I Dated a Robot

Bender (sounding like Archie Bunker):  What is the world coming to?  That Fry's a sicko pervert, I tell ya!  Dating a robot...it's an atrocomasy!
Leela:  But Fry's our friend, Bender.
Bender:  Aw geez, will you stifle there, meatbag?

Time Keeps on Slippin'

Fry:  Psst!  Leela!  I set up a time-proof shelter in the closet.  There's room for two, and you're the one I want to share it with.
Leela:  Fry, that's so sweet.  Let me see.  (She looks in)  How exactly will this protect us from time jumps?
Fry:  'Cause when we're together in here, baby, time will stand still.  (Time jump, Fry has a black eye)  Owww...!

Obsoletely Fabulous

Cartridge Unit:  Side A – We’re a community of outdated robots who refused to upgrade and came here... (reverses the cartridge)  Side B – To live a simpler existence, free of technology.
Bender:  A working cartridge unit?  Wow!  You guys went obsolete years ago!  (Cartridge Unit takes a cartridge labeled “Snappy Response” and plugs it in)
Cartridge Unit:  Your mother.

Insane in the Mainframe

Malfunctioning Eddie:  Pleased to meet you.
Fry:  Actually, we met once before.
Malfunctioning Eddie:  WHAT?!  (Explodes)

The Route of all Evil

Bender:  Aaah, beer.  So many choices...and it makes so little difference.
Fry:  How about LoBrau?  It has dots on it.
Bender:  Overruled!  The choice of champions is Pabst Blue Robot.
Fry:  I can't drink that.  The metal shavings make my throat bloody.
Bender:  Waaah, waaah!  Baby wants a Zima!
Asylum-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #658 on: 09-14-2003 19:16 »

Not sure if anyone's posted this one, but I just loved the way Billy West (as the Network President) says this:

"Silence, hack!"

I wish I could find a place for those words in ordinary conversation...
Alex

Bending Unit
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« Reply #659 on: 09-15-2003 09:48 »

Xmas Story

Fry:  Look out!  We're headed straight for those trees!
Leela:  Yeah, yeah, relax.  Trees down!
Robotic voice:  Trees down!  (Trees recede into the ground)
Fry:  Cool!  What do you have to do if you want the trees up?
Robotic voice:  Trees up!  (Fry slams into a tree as the trees rise from the ground)
Fry:  (weakly)  Trees down.
Robotic voice:  Trees down!  (Trees recede into the ground, Bender comes by on a snowboard)
Bender:  Lookin' good, meatball!

The Sting

Leela:  Uh...maybe I'm freaking out a little.
Bender:  A little?  You're screwier than my Aunt Rita, and she's a screw!
Bobby King

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #660 on: 09-15-2003 10:14 »
« Last Edit on: 09-15-2003 10:14 »

Leela: Aahh, we, we got a... ah
Fry: Thing!
Leela: Yea... that
- the game


P.S hey, PEELcome Alex   smile


Xmpel

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #661 on: 09-15-2003 11:35 »
« Last Edit on: 09-15-2003 11:35 »

Zapp: Kif I'm headed to the mensroom and I'll be needing an attendan - oh, I'm sorry, you'r crying like a woman!

@Bobby> For your own best keep to topic or the mods will bust you for spamming.
Bobby King

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #662 on: 09-15-2003 12:04 »

ok, ok, heres one:

Zoidberg: "And while you're under the knife, you could also get an ink pouch to help you escape your enemies."
Professor: "That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard, you imbecile."
Zoidberg: (squirt) "Woopwoopwoopwoop!"

P.S. dont forget, TV4 23:30
boingo2000

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #663 on: 09-15-2003 12:06 »

(Working from memory, probably not exact)

Leela: Fry, I'm scared of failure, but I'm more scared of disappointing myself.
Fry: See, I'm not scared of that at all.
CheeseItGirl

Poppler
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« Reply #664 on: 09-15-2003 18:38 »

Planet Express crew arriving for Leela's wedding
(A Bicyclops Built For Two)...
Bender:"It's a magical day!!"
Personal fave
CheeseItGirl

Poppler
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« Reply #665 on: 09-15-2003 18:46 »

What about....
"Dammit Hermes, jump already!"
"I'll just turn the wheel to maximum fastness!"
Xmpel

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #666 on: 09-16-2003 06:58 »
« Last Edit on: 09-16-2003 06:58 »

Zoidberg: Ahhh, the hypocondriac's back.

Zapp: Kif, I'm feeling the captains itch!
Kif: I'll get the powder sir.

Morbo: All humans are vermin in the eyes of Morbo!

Morbo: One day my race will destroy you!

Forza Dif - Krossa Bajen!
DrZoidbergMD

Poppler
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« Reply #667 on: 09-16-2003 23:14 »

Zoidberg:  Did you see me escaping?  I was all like 'whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop!'"

Lur:  "One of the days....one of these days!  Pow!  Zoom!  Straight to Ormicron Persei Nine!!!"
Molly

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #668 on: 09-17-2003 01:59 »

Ok, I just read 17 pages of quotes and here are some of my favorites that haven't been posted yet.

Fry: (discussing Zoidberg) Maybe he has a parasite.
Hermes: Maybe he IS a parasite.

Leela: Here you go; hot off the nebula.
Professor Farnsworth: None too soon! While you were gone, the Globetrotters held a news conference to announce that I was a jive sucka.

Hermes: MY MANWICH!!!

Fry: How do I get Leela to love me? I've got to figure it out.
Hermes: Maybe you're just a fantastic lover, Fry.
Amy: No..
Marius

Poppler
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« Reply #669 on: 09-17-2003 07:02 »

Bender: "Oh..Your...GOD!"

From: "Amazon Woman in the Mood"

I just looooooooove that Bender!

Also, the commantary on "The Luck of the Fryrish" Season 3, is so cooool! Nobody cares, nobody careeees!

  flirt

Marius, who desperately wants Fry and Leela to hook up 4ever!
Otis P Jivefunk

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #670 on: 09-17-2003 13:34 »

(from memory, not word for word)

Professor: You look wonderful, Leela.
Leela: (with totally messed up make-up) Thanx!
Professor: Insidentally, my favorite artist is Picasso

 laff
Xmpel

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #671 on: 09-17-2003 13:34 »

DXC: To hell with you Bill Odenkirk!

I can't get it out of my mind!
Jamesbondcja

Professor
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« Reply #672 on: 09-17-2003 13:39 »

This isnt another scam to get free yamacas(sp)

Its all I could think of, oh well.
canned eggs

Space Pope
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« Reply #673 on: 10-08-2003 15:21 »

Beep.
CTV

Bending Unit
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« Reply #674 on: 10-08-2003 15:33 »

Fry: Hey Bender, why are those kids following you, do you have candy stuck to your ass?
canned eggs

Space Pope
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« Reply #675 on: 10-08-2003 17:01 »

Cubert: Leela, help me apply these flame decals I got in my cereal.  They'll make the ship go faster.
Leela: What's your scientific basis for thinking that?
Cubert: I'm 12.

Awesome delivery on that one.  And a great object lesson for the rice rocket crowd.

canned eggs: all rights reserved, all wrongs reversed.
MrBurns

Bending Unit
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« Reply #676 on: 10-08-2003 17:05 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Xmpel:
DXC: To hell with you Bill Odenkirk!

Bruahaharrr, I love that one!  big grin
That whole short movie is so great!  laff
Mouse On Venus

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #677 on: 10-08-2003 17:07 »

Professor: They cut out the bee sting scene! *makes bee noises* OHHHH!!!
DXC: Hey, the Professor's here, how'd he get here?
Professor: Magic! I'm sitting here naked with a tin foil hat on!
John DiMaggio: *laughs hysterically*
Professor: Who-hoopee!

 From the "A Pharoah To Remember" commentary, which is probably the funniest of the cast get-togethers on DVD.  laff
MrBurns

Bending Unit
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« Reply #678 on: 10-08-2003 17:17 »

Thanks! Now I know what I'm gonna watch before I go to sleep tonight!  smile
Haven't seen that one with audio commentaries yet.  eek
Frymeister

Bending Unit
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« Reply #679 on: 10-08-2003 18:54 »
« Last Edit on: 10-08-2003 18:54 »

uhh, I don't know if this was said or not.

Farnsworth: Your mission is to collect honey.  Ordinary Honey
Leela: That doesn't sound so hard.
Farnsworth: This is no ordinary honey!
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