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zarbfoid

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« Reply #520 on: 07-07-2003 15:19 »
« Last Edit on: 07-07-2003 15:19 »

need help from u guys again cant be bothered 2 watch through my 3 series on DVDs so was just wondering what episode fry says "right gottcha...... magic" when the prof explains something scientifically to him...just episode title needed but accurate quote would be welcome 2 thanx   smile

Just remembered yey im TOTP!  cool
Gocad

Space Pope
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« Reply #521 on: 07-07-2003 15:22 »

It's from "When aliens attack"
zarbfoid

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« Reply #522 on: 07-07-2003 15:24 »

thanx Gocad do u know the exact quote by any chance or roughly how it goes?
zarbfoid

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« Reply #523 on: 07-07-2003 15:27 »

Also just remembered one from the episode i watched last nite....fry decides 2 spend his whole 300 bucks tax rebate on coffee... Bender asks fry if he is ok cause he looks "kinda greasy" and fry replies "yeh i couldnt sleep last night not because of coffee...insomia..i couldnt stop thinking of coffee
Gocad

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« Reply #524 on: 07-07-2003 15:28 »

I think was something like this:

Fry: Got it, magic.
zarbfoid

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« Reply #525 on: 07-07-2003 15:30 »
« Last Edit on: 07-07-2003 15:30 »

thanx Gocad ur a star    smile

also talking of stars how do u get more by ur name ?
canned eggs

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« Reply #526 on: 07-07-2003 15:49 »
« Last Edit on: 07-07-2003 15:49 »

Farnsworth: "Well, Omicron Persei 8 is about a thousand light years away, so the electromagnetic waves would just recently have gotten there.  You see-"
Fry: "Magic.  Got it."

But the best line from that episode is:
Lrrr: "Surely you know McNeal. She is an unmarried human female, struggling to succeed in a human male's world."
Brannigan: "Maybe that's just her excuse for being incompetent."
Lrrr: "Silence!"

And to get more stars by your name, just keep posting.  Like that beautiful double post above.
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
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« Reply #527 on: 07-09-2003 14:41 »

Dr Zoidberg
A Medical Corporation


Futurama_Hil

Urban Legend
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« Reply #528 on: 07-09-2003 17:03 »

zarbfoid: You get more stars by posting more, just don't start posting for the hell of it to get them though.  Also, don't double post, use the edit button and try not to use little "u" as you and "2" as two, etc.  Those are really annoying.  Thank you.
Xmpel

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #529 on: 07-10-2003 00:19 »

All that Zapp 2 Kif with the rock, scissors and paper thing.

"Kif, we have a conundrum"
aussie dude

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« Reply #530 on: 07-10-2003 04:16 »
« Last Edit on: 07-10-2003 04:16 »

Xmpels is one of my favourites but i also like the slightly odd ones, I think it was war is the h word when fry says
"That dog wont bark monsignor" and from hell is other robots
fry "i know big vinnie said he was giving me the kiss of death but i still think he is gay"
leela "did he use hos tongue?"
fry "a little"
Domino Rules

Crustacean
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« Reply #531 on: 07-10-2003 16:32 »

Three things from "The day the earth stood stupid

1.
Fry: Looks like this planet is next in line
Leela: Thatīs earth [Pause] The planet we live on?
Fry: Iīd hate to be those guys.

2.
Hermes: Whats got into him, heīs twitching like Zoidburg when you say "food"
Zoidburg: Hiiiiii hiiiii haaaaa what now?

3.
Bender: 500 Dollars you say?
Zoidburg: Dog food you say?
M Jackson
Professor
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« Reply #532 on: 07-10-2003 17:08 »

Hermes: Dating your ex Fry! Have you lost all self respect?
Fry: All what?
Cube_166

Professor
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« Reply #533 on: 07-11-2003 09:19 »

I was sitting on the bus today, thinking and (I'm quite tall by the way) and there was just a pause in all mental activity and I looked at my hands, and then I just thought: My Hands Are Huuuge. I laughed so loud.
Futurama_Hil

Urban Legend
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« Reply #534 on: 07-11-2003 10:07 »

Heh, did everyone get scared?
Atticus

Bending Unit
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« Reply #535 on: 07-11-2003 14:39 »

Leela: Stop!  It's not his fault that he's an unstoppable killing machine!
DanceCommander

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« Reply #536 on: 07-11-2003 14:58 »
« Last Edit on: 07-11-2003 14:58 »

Fry:Hey, look, we're under the mistletoe...

Fry and Leela go to Kiss, but are interupted by,

Santa:Your mistletoe is no match for my T.O.W. missle!

Bushariffic!

I also like, "I'm gonna' shove coal so far up your stocking, you'll be caughing up diomands!"
canned eggs

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« Reply #537 on: 07-11-2003 17:37 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by aussie dude:"That dog wont bark monsignor"

It is War is the H Word.
"Full price for gum?  That dog won't hunt, Monsignor."
And I say that every day.  It's brilliant.
DanceCommander

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #538 on: 07-11-2003 19:21 »

You and me both Canned eggs, you and me both.

"You have the courage of a hero, and breath as fresh as a summer ham."
Bones

Bending Unit
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« Reply #539 on: 07-11-2003 19:57 »

Theu're not evil, but dont be confused, they are jerks!
Amorpheus

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #540 on: 07-12-2003 08:19 »

I'm Bender, baby, please insert liquor!"  big grin
NuHypnotoad

Crustacean
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« Reply #541 on: 07-12-2003 10:17 »

God: You've got to use a light touch; like a pickpocket or a safecracker.

Bender: Or a guy that burns down a bar for the insurance money.

God: Yes. If he makes it look like an electrical thing.
Australian Guy

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #542 on: 07-12-2003 10:29 »

Probably wasnt a good idea to to call yourself that. You may find yourself automatically banned.
Welcome back anyway.
NuHypnotoad

Crustacean
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« Reply #543 on: 07-12-2003 10:35 »

I'm not the same dude just trying to give this avatar a good name thanx
Cube_166

Professor
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« Reply #544 on: 07-12-2003 12:46 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Futurama_Hil:
Heh, did everyone get scared?

There was definate backing away from me   big grin
Mercapto

Professor
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« Reply #545 on: 07-13-2003 23:32 »

From "The Problem With Popplers":

Leela: Well, it's a type M planet, so it should at least have Roddenberries.
Beamer

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #546 on: 07-14-2003 00:10 »

I just watched When Aliens Attack again earlier today. Some excellent Zapp quotes...

"The rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards... check mate..."  tongue
Clacker

Bending Unit
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« Reply #547 on: 07-14-2003 12:50 »

one of my favs,

Zapp: "spare me your space-age techno babble Atila the Hun"  laff i love that one!
Futurama_Hil

Urban Legend
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« Reply #548 on: 07-14-2003 12:52 »

Lrrr: "that is why we should respect all living things, big and small."
Bender: "And in this case small.  Woooo."
~Spanish Fry (sorry for it being inaccurate)
reverend

Bending Unit
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« Reply #549 on: 07-16-2003 06:23 »

A Tale of Two Santas
Judge Whitey:
"Whereas I have a ham dinner with mayonnaise waiting for me back at my mansion, I find the defendant guilty as charged."
Clacker

Bending Unit
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« Reply #550 on: 07-16-2003 22:10 »

Lrrr:"i think i'll have Fry's lower-horn jerked."
canned eggs

Space Pope
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« Reply #551 on: 07-16-2003 22:25 »

It's used to it.
Clacker

Bending Unit
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« Reply #552 on: 07-16-2003 23:03 »

wooooooo!
Atticus

Bending Unit
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« Reply #553 on: 07-17-2003 00:24 »

Mr Wong: "Who gonna save us? One-Eye? Lobster-Mooch? Drunken-Garbage-Can?"
canned eggs

Space Pope
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« Reply #554 on: 07-17-2003 02:12 »

Oh, jeez - how could I have forgotten?

Bender: "I've been perusing your fortified wine list, and I've selected the '71 Hobo's Delight, the '57 Chateau Partey, and the '66 Thunderschevitz."
Sommelier: "Exquisite choices, sir."
Bender: "And...mix them all together in a big jug."
sprite

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #555 on: 07-18-2003 04:49 »

Bender: "Now, you say you're off to see the professor, cause I could use a heart. A human heart. I need to pump a lot of blood out of my basement."

(3ACV18 - Anthology of Interest II)
Zack Brannigan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #556 on: 07-22-2003 16:11 »

Fry: "I'm glad global warming never happened."
Leela: "Actually it did, but nuclear winter cancelled it out."

I laughed at that for like 10 minutes!
Slashco

Bending Unit
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« Reply #557 on: 07-22-2003 16:52 »

From Parasites Lost:

Professor: If we don't get rid of the worms now, they'll burrow so deep into the bowel that not even Hermes' famous jerk prunes could dislodge them!
Hermes: I call it Caribbean Drano.

(Ok, I'm immature, sue me)  big grin
spacepilot3000

Starship Captain
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« Reply #558 on: 07-22-2003 18:01 »

Fry: "Leela look! It's our nebula, everytime I look up at it i'll always remember the time when we almost---(Nebula gets sucked up by black hole) oh, nevermind."
canned eggs

Space Pope
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« Reply #559 on: 07-27-2003 19:34 »

Fry: "Who was that?"
Bender: "Your mama, now shut up and drag me to work!"
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