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UnrealLegend

Space Pope
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« Reply #600 on: 12-05-2012 07:27 »
« Last Edit on: 12-05-2012 07:29 »

Anymore captions before I choose a winner?
Koobooki

Bending Unit
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« Reply #601 on: 12-05-2012 09:32 »

Sorry UrL, I'm done. Only count my first. The rest was prackis. Nice TOTPD laff
Koobooki

Bending Unit
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« Reply #602 on: 12-05-2012 09:34 »

Schlomo love snu-snu. Schlomo love Thog.

Jeez, yak yak yak ...

...said the pot to the kettle wink

Pot? Did you say you have pot?


Uhh– I have a pot-belly.
UnrealLegend

Space Pope
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« Reply #603 on: 12-05-2012 23:15 »

Um... sparkybarky
sparkybarky

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #604 on: 12-06-2012 03:07 »
« Last Edit on: 12-06-2012 04:48 »

What in the--? Wow, neat, UrL!

Okay, hopefully I don't almost kill the thread with this one (no American politics!):

Solid Gold Bender

Urban Legend
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« Reply #605 on: 12-06-2012 03:53 »
« Last Edit on: 12-07-2012 02:34 »

Bender and Amy were unaware that Kif was electronically trapped in  the picture frame.
UnrealLegend

Space Pope
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« Reply #606 on: 12-06-2012 04:01 »

I can't actually see the image. Also, I sort of just picked a random winner. tongue
sparkybarky

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #607 on: 12-06-2012 04:35 »
« Last Edit on: 12-06-2012 04:50 »

Doh! I will fix shortly.

Edit: fixed. And SGB, that definitely would've been a contender, had this game been for awful direct-to-market businesses.
UnrealLegend

Space Pope
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« Reply #608 on: 12-06-2012 05:05 »

Unfortunately, Amy forgot to turn the web-cam off her picture frame.
El-Man

Urban Legend
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« Reply #609 on: 12-06-2012 05:28 »

Amy: Wow, Bender, you did a great job repainting the ceiling!

Bender: Shut up, baby, I know it!
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #610 on: 12-06-2012 06:17 »

The final scene of The 25-Year-Old Asian Martian Virgin.
winna

Avatar Czar
DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #611 on: 12-06-2012 10:32 »

Amy: Your thesis on the expression of tangible markets in histrionic economic theory was just mind blowing!

Bender: Shut up baby!  I know it!
winna

Avatar Czar
DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #612 on: 12-06-2012 10:38 »

I just noticed after I made my post without reading any of the other entries that any of the jokes I would make have already been made.

Terry: Welcome to the world of tomorrow, Motherfucka!
Koobooki

Bending Unit
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« Reply #613 on: 12-06-2012 11:44 »

Wongs are from Mars, benders have no penis.

~Extra~

Amy: You were right Bender. Camera 3 DOES have a huge lens.

Amy: Baby, I'll take your Extens-OH-matic over a fluid filled bladder any day...please don't tell Kif.
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #614 on: 12-06-2012 14:07 »

Amy: Wow, what a night. What the spluck, Kiffy's still on the ceiling. What did you do you do to him anyway?

Bender: I find you organics hard to tell apart sometimes, especially in the dark. I'll get the fly swatter in a bit.
Mr Snrub

Urban Legend
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« Reply #615 on: 12-06-2012 23:03 »

Bender wasn't an expert on human anatomy, so he had to assume that the bulge emitting from Amy's crotchal region was a regular part of the human woman's body.
Koobooki

Bending Unit
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« Reply #616 on: 12-06-2012 23:36 »

Bender wasn't an expert on human anatomy, so he had to assume that the bulge emitting from Amy's crotchal region was a regular part of the human woman's body.

Biology lessons with Zoidberg?
Mr Snrub

Urban Legend
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« Reply #617 on: 12-07-2012 00:11 »

I decided to do a Family Guy and throw all characteristics for the purpose of a cheap gag.
Koobooki

Bending Unit
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« Reply #618 on: 12-07-2012 01:46 »

Ahh, you Family Guy'd it. Family Guide, Thursdays on Fox.
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« Reply #619 on: 12-09-2012 13:10 »

Bender: My arm is behind my head.
Amy: And my arm is in front of my head.
Bender: Behind.
Amy: In front.
Bender: Behind.
Amy: In front.

Fry: [After watching the above scene on TV] Wow, I still can't believe that Amy and Bender got to do a guest spot. Also, Sesame Street sure isn't what it used to be.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
winna

Avatar Czar
DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #620 on: 12-10-2012 11:14 »

Unbeknownst to Kif, Bender had always secretly held a particular fancy for taiwanese shemales.
sparkybarky

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #621 on: 12-10-2012 14:57 »

Okay, the winner: hobbitboy!

Honorable mention to winna for his use of the Terry line with "motherfucka."
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« Reply #622 on: 12-12-2012 10:43 »
« Last Edit on: 12-12-2012 11:29 »

Winner? Little old moi?
No, but seriously.


Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
El-Man

Urban Legend
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« Reply #623 on: 12-12-2012 13:59 »

Kif resigned from DOOP by putting a hand grenade into Zapp's automatic perfume dispenser.
Koobooki

Bending Unit
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« Reply #624 on: 12-13-2012 00:31 »

Congrats hobbitboy! Shame the thread died on the table.

- - -

Dr. Flimflam's Miracle Cream: Now available in handy spritzer!
(Amphibiosan not included)


~Bonususes~

Zapp really took the nickname he earned in the bedroom to heart: The Flash.

While Captain Marvel was away, Zapp the Brannigan subbed in for the week. His one superpower: Overpowering criminals with the overpowering scent of "mmusssk".

Posing as a wild-mannered government employee, Captain Marvelous prepares for another day of crime-fighting by bathing in a magical elixir containing super crime-fighting properties: Chanel No.5.

Zapp: It's not a journey Kif, Brad Pitt says so. Now quit your sulking and help me prepare for my journey...
Tastes Like Fry

Urban Legend
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« Reply #625 on: 12-13-2012 05:19 »

Hold up, Kif. This doesn't taste like breath freshener, it tastes like... pink.

[sigh]
Fnord
Starship Captain
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« Reply #626 on: 12-13-2012 09:20 »

Taking dental X-rays in the 31th Century.
AllEggsIn1Basket

Professor
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« Reply #627 on: 12-13-2012 14:03 »

With a final touch of protective topcoat, the new Branniganbot was nearly finished. The poisoned champaggen had been destroyed and the Neutral seductress detained; all that remained was for Kif to upload the hard-drive of Zapp's pick-up lines and the hush-hush DOOP cover-up of the captain's untimely death in the Lovenasium would be complete.
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #628 on: 12-13-2012 16:25 »

Kif: There's a mosquito on your nose, sir. Let me get the pesticide...
TheMadCapper

Fluffy
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #629 on: 12-14-2012 15:21 »

Kif secretly doubted that Zapp had a good idea with his color-coded erogenous zone suit. Grey for Go and Red for Stop might not be intuitive to everyone...
UnrealLegend

Space Pope
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« Reply #630 on: 12-15-2012 14:07 »

This would be Zapp Brannigan's best birthday cake yet.
Quantum Neutrino Field

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #631 on: 12-17-2012 13:28 »

Zapp: C'moon Kif, hurry up with that perfume. I have some exercise to do.

Kif: Sir, walking to the control room isn't exactly an exercise...

Zapp: But this suite is so fabulous. It's made of velour.
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« Reply #632 on: 12-18-2012 12:35 »


 <I'll give it one more day.>

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
meisterPOOP

Professor
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« Reply #633 on: 12-19-2012 05:29 »

Kif: We are loaded on the pipe Captain.

Zapp: Then...I will call for assistance.
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« Reply #634 on: 12-19-2012 12:04 »

I'm awarding this one to

*  UnrealLegend   *

for daring to be different.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
UnrealLegend

Space Pope
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« Reply #635 on: 12-19-2012 12:55 »

Excellent!

NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #636 on: 12-19-2012 17:54 »

Bender: Dammit, Meatbag, I told you this was an invisible man crossing!
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #637 on: 12-19-2012 18:25 »

Fry: Any witnesses?

Leela: Stomp, stomp................stomp! Not now.
Where did you learn to drive with such wanton disregard for human life, Fry?

Fry: NNYPD driver training.

Bender: Take that Eager Beaver Scout Troop 1001100111! Rat me out will ya!
AllEggsIn1Basket

Professor
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« Reply #638 on: 12-19-2012 19:00 »

Leela: Well guys, we've lost our lunch and wrecked the Professor's Grill-o-car. I can't believe you didn't see that Taco Truck, Fry!

Bender: Wait! Wait! I might still be able to salvage some of my Plutolska kielbasa!
Eternium

Professor
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« Reply #639 on: 12-19-2012 20:02 »

fry: *pokerface* Now all just walk away sloooowly and pretend like nothing happened...
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