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El-Man

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« Reply #320 on: 03-15-2011 21:04 »
« Last Edit on: 03-15-2011 21:06 »



The PE Crew insisted the Professor use the Cone of Flatulence after curry and prunes for lunch.
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #321 on: 03-15-2011 23:16 »

Farnsworth's latest idea was so illogical, the only way to safely contain it was within a field generated by disco.
Nibblonian Leader

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« Reply #322 on: 03-16-2011 01:04 »

Only through the stylings of the Bee-Gees can Professor Farnsworth come up with his crazy inventions
vonboy
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« Reply #323 on: 03-16-2011 01:08 »

"My mini-disco dome was a much better idea than my angry dome!"
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #324 on: 03-16-2011 04:57 »

Professor: Hm, I seem to have plugged up the only hole for air to get into here with that disco ball. This shall make it quite hard to continue staying alive...
Xanfor

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« Reply #325 on: 03-16-2011 05:36 »

Either Frisco, tnuk, or weiner is going to win this one. My money is on the hoagie puppy.
Fnord
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« Reply #326 on: 03-16-2011 06:07 »

Either Frisco, tnuk, or weiner is going to win this one. My money is on the hoagie puppy.

What? Without giving me a chance?

I'm insulted. So insulted I'm not going to post this time.
Xanfor

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« Reply #327 on: 03-16-2011 06:16 »

What? And validate my statement? tongue
CommanderZapp

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« Reply #328 on: 03-16-2011 08:55 »

The Professor used the most rude way to show that he wasn't paying attention, He turned on the music in his porta-disco-dome.

I can't possibly win with this, so I am pleased.  laff
futz
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« Reply #329 on: 03-16-2011 10:22 »

The PE staff felt it would be a good time to redesign the pre-flight suppository while Fry and Leela were on a delivery.
x.Bianca.x

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« Reply #330 on: 03-16-2011 10:24 »

Zoidberg: (thinking) I hope no one notices I've eaten the backs of everyone's chair...
hobbitboy

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« Reply #331 on: 03-16-2011 13:44 »

Zoidberg: Is it animal, vegetable, or mineral?
Professor: Mineral.
Amy: Is it at least as big as a small moon?
Professor: Yes.
Hermes: Is it the Death Star?
Professor: Yes, damnit. Thats eight times now you've got it in less than five guesses. How are you doing that? On an entirely unrelated note, what do you think of my new holographic thought projector?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
CommanderZapp

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« Reply #332 on: 03-16-2011 13:49 »
« Last Edit on: 03-16-2011 14:23 »

Zoidberg: Is it animal, vegetable, or mineral?
Professor: Mineral.
Amy: Is it at least as big as a small moon?
Professor: Yes.
Hermes: Is it the Death Star?
Professor: Yes, damnit. Thats eight times now you've got it in less than five guesses. How are you doing that? On an entirely unrelated note, what do you think of my new holographic thought projector?
Damnit. You can't enter such smart captions. You've got to win with this.
ilovebender.com

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« Reply #333 on: 03-16-2011 20:01 »

How can the Professor breath in there?

Matt Groening
We have this concept called flexible reality...

Bender
In other words, it's just a cartoon.

Matt Groening
Yeah...
Kornography

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« Reply #334 on: 03-16-2011 20:51 »

Professor: This face means I'm thinking...
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #335 on: 03-17-2011 05:06 »

i_c_weiner wins, with El-Man running a close second.
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #336 on: 03-17-2011 06:16 »

Then...... THIS!
Fnord
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« Reply #337 on: 03-17-2011 09:36 »

Zoidberg: Don't mind me, I'm just having that dream where I'm wearing only my underwear.
El-Man

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« Reply #338 on: 03-17-2011 10:30 »

Zoidberg: You have no money either? Oy! I'll undress and lie on the table, then you give the waiter the old 'there's a Decapodian in my soup!' routine...
hobbitboy

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« Reply #339 on: 03-17-2011 12:54 »

Zoidberg: What a place. Normally restaurants make you wait ages before bringing you anything to eat but at this one they gave me that jacket and tie right away. Hmmm, delicious.



   Damnit. You can't enter such smart captions. You've got to win with this.


You'd think, but alas…

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
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« Reply #340 on: 03-17-2011 14:05 »

Zoidberg: Why always the strip poker, Professor? I'm no card shark, you know that!
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #341 on: 03-17-2011 16:43 »

Zoidberg: Are you gonna eat your female torso, Professor?
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #342 on: 03-17-2011 17:52 »

Professor:  Zoidberg!  Why are you giving me my salad in your underwear?

Zoidberg:  You told me to serve the salad undressed! 


Got this idea for a quote from an old Laurel and Hardy movie.
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #343 on: 03-17-2011 19:36 »

Zoidberg: Clothing, delicious clothing...!
SpaceMaN

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« Reply #344 on: 03-17-2011 19:43 »

Zoidberg: Ta-da! Only a napkin was under that claw!
CommanderZapp

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« Reply #345 on: 03-17-2011 20:32 »
« Last Edit on: 03-18-2011 11:05 »

Professor had a very powerful urge to go the bathroom, but he knew that deserting a decapodian game of "napkin n' claw" could have disastrous consequences.
ilovebender.com

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« Reply #346 on: 03-18-2011 17:15 »

Zoidberg
You said casual wear, damn it!
CommanderZapp

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« Reply #347 on: 03-20-2011 10:28 »

I believe we have rules for such situations as well.

It's been too long since the last poster.
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #348 on: 03-20-2011 11:37 »

Dog sammich has a habit of dragging it out. Although it has only been a day and two thirds.
hobbitboy

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« Reply #349 on: 03-20-2011 13:42 »


   Dog sammich has a habit of dragging it out.


And writing his name in the snow with it.
 flirt

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #350 on: 03-20-2011 15:09 »

Yes, I do. I like to make sure that everybody has a chance to post.

hobbitboy wins this round. ilovebender.com is runner-up.
hobbitboy

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« Reply #351 on: 03-21-2011 12:06 »

Woo hoo!


Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
futz
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« Reply #352 on: 03-21-2011 12:18 »

Bender: Yes I left it on the carpet and no you didn't get smoke out of it because it's not a cigar.
x.Bianca.x

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« Reply #353 on: 03-21-2011 12:18 »

Bender: Hey, Fry, look, an unsmoked cigar on the ground! Maybe you should pick it up and smoke it!

Fry: Wait a minute..picks up cigar with umbrella..is that..paint?

Bender: What are you talking about, it's a cigar! What other brown-coloured object would be lying around like that? Go on, take a smoke!
CommanderZapp

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« Reply #354 on: 03-21-2011 13:45 »

Fry was more than pissed off when he realised that it wasn't a burning mini-sausage Bender had put on the umbrella.
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #355 on: 03-21-2011 16:47 »
« Last Edit on: 03-21-2011 20:58 »

Fry: [puff] [puff] ... ... ...
[Bender and Fry exchange stares.]
Fry: [puff]
[Bender and Fry exchange stares.]
Fry: Good day sir. [begins to exit]
Bender: But--
Fry: [turns around] I said good day! [puts on a top hat and leaves]
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #356 on: 03-21-2011 17:22 »

Bender: You want to insert that where...?!
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #357 on: 03-21-2011 20:53 »

Bender:  Fry!  Did you wet this cigar I was smoking!

Fry:  Sure did!  Now look at it! Ha!  Ha! 

Bender:  Where do you get the audacity to ruin my property?

Fry:  You keep playing pranks on me, why can't I play one on you!

Bender:  Because I'm more superior! (throws down cigar)  That's it!  For playing this prank on me, you're grounded for two weeks, young man!

Fry:  But Bender, I....

Bender:  Wanna make it three?

Fry:  Yes, Bender. 
El-Man

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« Reply #358 on: 03-21-2011 21:23 »

Fry: I had an inspiration, Bender! A combined umbrella and cigar holder!

Bender: How do you smoke it if it's raining and the umbrella is open?

Fry: ...
Louiswuenator

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« Reply #359 on: 03-22-2011 00:37 »

Bender:  Aww, come on.  I wasn't about to grab Hermes' finger again.  Didn't you see what just happened a minute ago?
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