I am Bender, please insert caption! (Framegrab thread)

[Reply #360 on:]

Bender:  I knew Hedonismbot lied about that night we, uh,  Cheese-it!

[Reply #361 on:]

Bender The fine Umbrella Smokables. Best $300 bucks I never spent.
Fry]/b] Gimmie that. Theif...

I got nothin' better.

[Reply #362 on:]

Deleted scene from Pink Floyd's "Have A Cigar" video

I want to change it, to:

David X Cohen: ... and if you start the Pink Floyd's Wish You Were Here at the same time as "I, Roomate", you'll see this scene while the lyrics "Have a Cigar" are being sung ...

Matt Groening: Yeah, we planned it that way.

[Reply #363 on:]

Fry
Kleptomania porn dealing body snatching is one thing, but littering...

[Reply #364 on:]

Fry: "Bender, this isn't a cigar, is it?"

Bender: "Dave's not here, man."

[Reply #365 on:]

Fry: I'll use the rain to put out this cigar!

[Reply #366 on:]

I'd say that's long enough.

The winner is…

*  NastyInThePasty  *

[Reply #367 on:]

Exxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx cellent. [tents fingers]

[Reply #368 on:]

Amy: That's a real shiny yoga mat you got there, Leela. Why'd you buy it?
Leela:  Impulse.

[Reply #369 on:]

Zoidberg's Brain
What a tasty looking carpet.

[Reply #370 on:]

Fry: Wow! Hermes is going to enjoy smoking that one, once you get it rolled up!

[Reply #371 on:]

 Leela: Hey guys, quit ogling my butt and lend a hand here!

[Reply #372 on:]

Rich Little: "And for the low low price of $29.95, you too can own your very own Bender Sleeping Bag.™"

[Reply #373 on:]

The general consensus after Bender's training pass was that he was in perfect shape for the next annual Make-yourself-as-Small-as-Possible-athlon. All that remained was the tough task of getting him home.

[Reply #374 on:]

Bender:  Can someone give me the number of that truck who hit me?

[Reply #375 on:]

Fry: We can rename him Flatbot.

*awkward silence*

 Too soon?

[Reply #376 on:]

Leela: Quick, let's get rid of him before everyone starts thinking we're all two-dimensional characters...

[Reply #377 on:]

Amy: OK, now we're a shoo-in to win the limbo contest at the Hip Joint tonight.  Roll him up and let's go, Leela!

[Reply #378 on:]

Fry: "I told you sleeping with Steamroller-Bot was a bad idea."

[Reply #379 on:]

And just like that, Bender's days as a throw rug were over.

[Reply #380 on:]

Leela: Hey! Who put Super Duper Glue on here!

All Others: (Thinking) Mmmm... cleavage.

[Reply #381 on:]

soylentOrange wins (with futz a close second).

[Reply #382 on:]

blast, this means I have to get off my lazy ass and go find a frame grab.  Well, go find a framegrab, at any rate.

[Reply #383 on:]

Fry was actually slightly more excited about the rise in quarterly profits than the disembodied hands reaching for his junk.

[Reply #384 on:]

Fry: As you can plainly see [hits chart with pointer] usage of orange ink is through the roof at the New New York School for the Color Blind!
Executives: Harumph harumph. [applause]

[Reply #385 on:]

At this point, Fry realized he wasn't dreaming about being in his underwear; this was the real thing.

[Reply #386 on:]

The moment the words were out of his mouth Fry knew that it had been a mistake to ask how big his 'package' looked in these briefs.

[Reply #387 on:]

Fry: In this graph, this column represents 23% of the population, this column represents 28% of the population and this column represents 43% of the population. Telling figures indeed.

[Reply #388 on:]

Fry: Now, fellow board members, show me how long yours is!

[Reply #389 on:]

Fry: With this data, we may very well repeal the ban on public nudity that Rudy Guliani's Head put into law.

[Reply #390 on:]

Introducing Official Allstate Corporation Underpants: Are you in good hands?

[Reply #391 on:]

Fry: Are those arms up your sleeves, or are you just happy to see me?

[Reply #392 on:]

Fry: All right, everybody, show me your masturbation techniques!

[Reply #393 on:]

The happy feeling Fry had soon disappeared when he realised that it wasn't clapping the the executives were up to, they were trying to touch his dangle.

[Reply #394 on:]

Fry
As you can see here, Mini Skirts went up last quatre and Tube Tops came down.

[Reply #395 on:]

Xanfor wins this time around

[Reply #396 on:]

In order to bring awareness to the current competition in the shippers' thread, I present this shippy framegrab!



Make me laugh.

[Reply #397 on:]

Bender started to do the "Praise the Lord!-dance" whenever someone got kissed at PE

Yeah, this is bad. Real bad. 

[Reply #398 on:]

Fry can taste the garlic Leela ate earlier and Bender knows it.

[Reply #399 on:]

The Leela-Vampire needs blood before the night is done.