I am Bender, please insert caption! (Framegrab thread)

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Most attempts in the 30th century to rediscover the lost art of ventriloquy were spectacularly unsuccessful.

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Auctioneer: For the last time *Insert Name of Skeleton*, Skeletons can't be pole dancers! Now get off the stage!

*Insert Name of Skeleton* drooped down slowly, his hopes and dreams crushed...

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SpaceMan takes it.

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Damn! That was (IMO) my best caption yet!

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Coo. I'll probably call it tomorrow morning or afternoon, since I'm going out of town this weekend.

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Kif: Sir, how am I supposed to use any of these? This one is just a picture of you in a funny red hat!
Zapp Use that one and you're gold! Go ahead and read the caption, Kif.
Kif: [sigh] Nobody expects the Vel--
Zapp: Nobody expects the Velour Fog! [kicks back, proud of himself]

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Zapp: Here, Kif, have a steaming plate of my own fecal matter!

[Reply #728 on:]

Zapp: I'll take some more grated cheese, Kif, and some hot cyclops alien love.

Kif: *sigh*, I'll shut one eye, sir...

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Zapp: I'll have what she's having.

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Zapp: Kif, don't block my view of my woman stirring her drink.

Kif: (Sigh) It's just her spoon in her Tang sir.

Zapp: Her what Lieutenant?

Kif: Her - !!! - Aaaoouhmhp, I'm not going to say it.

Zapp: You just don't understand my sense of humor Kif.

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Zapp:  Little more pepper on there......

Kiff (sighs):  I hate being the pepper boy.

Zapp:  It's either this, or you can be the Cigars Cigarettes girl.

Kiff:  I guess this...

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i_c_weiner is the winner.


Honorable Mention to SpaceMaN.

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Huzzah! Bitches ain't shit!

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MG: And now Mr. Cohen will show us his award winning Goldfish impression! Complete with water!

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David X. Cohen: For the last time...I did not direct 'Fargo'!

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Futurama presents: Al Gore's Timed Hidden Picture Game! How many incandescent bulbs can you find in this picture before the Earth is destroyed by global warming?

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Although personal preference varied, by 3011 the "Sign My Boobs" autograph session had become an all-day ComiCon event and a big hit with panelists.

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Matt Groening And now, I proudly announce to you, the 589th season premier of the Simpsons! In Telepathic-vison!

Wow, still sucks.

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After 36 hours of Cohen holding a high A# in falsetto, Matt Groening had learned how to sleep with his eyes open, and Patric Verrone had devised a murder involving an ax, monkeys, and a bounce house.

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Fox Executive: "... and so we've barged our way into this Comic Con panel to tell you that you've been cancelled."

Cohen: "What?  You're cancelling the show again?  But you just uncancelled us!  And we work for Comedy Central!"

Fox Executive: "No, Mr. Cohen.  We're not cancelling the show.  Every time we do, it somehow comes back again.  So this time, we're cancelling you."  

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Cohen: Noooooooooooooooobody knowssssssssss the trouble I've seen, Nooooooooooooooobody knowssssssssss my sorry.......

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David X. Cohen: Before we start, will the man dressed as Zapp Brannigan please stop bothering all the Turanga Leela cosplayers?

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Cohen: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOh......Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

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 David X. Cohen: Cromulent? Never heard of it. I don't even think its a real word.

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David X. Cohen: I once caught a fish THIS big, but I'll have to demonstrate it with my mouth since my hands are not with me.

Yet again, it's bad.

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MG: You say sab-a-tage, I say sab-o-toge.

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David C. Cohen: Hey to you guys down there does it look like i'm sucking on a robot penis?

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[Alternative]

David X. Cohen: You want the title of the next framegrab thread to be what?!?

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Hm, this is a tough one. I'll go with El-Man on this one, with honorable mention to hobbitboy and futz.

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Huzzah.

Well, page 19. Time for a new topic.

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