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DannyJC13

DOOP Secretary

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Auctioneer: For the last time *Insert Name of Skeleton*, Skeletons can't be pole dancers! Now get off the stage!
*Insert Name of Skeleton* drooped down slowly, his hopes and dreams crushed...
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i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary

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Kif: Sir, how am I supposed to use any of these? This one is just a picture of you in a funny red hat! Zapp Use that one and you're gold! Go ahead and read the caption, Kif. Kif: [sigh] Nobody expects the Vel-- Zapp: Nobody expects the Velour Fog! [kicks back, proud of himself]
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NastyInThePasty

Professor

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Zapp: Here, Kif, have a steaming plate of my own fecal matter!
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futz
Liquid Emperor
 
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Zapp: Kif, don't block my view of my woman stirring her drink.
Kif: (Sigh) It's just her spoon in her Tang sir.
Zapp: Her what Lieutenant?
Kif: Her - !!! - Aaaoouhmhp, I'm not going to say it.
Zapp: You just don't understand my sense of humor Kif.
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DannyJC13

DOOP Secretary

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MG: And now Mr. Cohen will show us his award winning Goldfish impression! Complete with water!
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NastyInThePasty

Professor

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David X. Cohen: For the last time...I did not direct 'Fargo'!
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Xanfor

DOOP Secretary

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Futurama presents: Al Gore's Timed Hidden Picture Game! How many incandescent bulbs can you find in this picture before the Earth is destroyed by global warming?
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futz
Liquid Emperor
 
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Although personal preference varied, by 3011 the "Sign My Boobs" autograph session had become an all-day ComiCon event and a big hit with panelists.
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Smarty

Professor

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After 36 hours of Cohen holding a high A# in falsetto, Matt Groening had learned how to sleep with his eyes open, and Patric Verrone had devised a murder involving an ax, monkeys, and a bounce house.
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i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary

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Hm, this is a tough one. I'll go with El-Man on this one, with honorable mention to hobbitboy and futz.
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