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Free Hot Meal

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Here is where we are..... The weiner is Hobbitboy!
Proposition: The chance that a given caption will win this contest is inversely proportional to the amount of thought and effort that went into its composition.
Anyhoo…

professor's new hair style gave a new meaning to HARD PUNK term
Farnsworth: im the new god of hell! I AM prof. Hades!!
PROFESSOR: Hey, whoa, is my hair out...?
Leela: Professor, a fire extinguisher isn't supposed to set things on fire...
Professor: Well, I am quite mad, you know...
Professor: Leela! Help me put out this fire! Leela: Ugh... I really hope you mean the right kind of fire.
Farnsworth: My head is on fire! Do something to help me!
Leela: Cool down, hothead!
Moments before, Hubert Farnsworth became the first human to successfully light a brainfart.
The Professor: This isn't just a phase! THIS IS WHO I REALLY AM!!
Leela: *thinking* I am so sick of men trying to prove to me how fiery they are...
Farnsworth: Kiss me, I'm Irish!
Moments before, Hubert Farnsworth became the first human to successfully light a brainfart.
That one ought to win!
Oh well, here's my entry:
Here Professor Farnsworth displays his latest invention in front of the Academy of Inventors' annual symposium: the hat of fire!
Wernstrom (off-screen): This invention is so bad, that I have invented a new grade for it: A minus-minus-minus!
(EDIT: added the (off-screen).)
ME: SpaceMaN wins Honorable Mention. Don't you remember? (my caption) Professor: Leela, you just blew my mind! Several seconds earlier.
Good news everyone, I've become a Buddhist!"
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hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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Never fear, Smith hobbitboy is here. And the winner is… * El-Man * I'd also like to give a big thanks to Free Hot Meal for taking the trouble to reprise the outstanding from the previous thread.
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Xanfor

DOOP Secretary

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Brain: I take it you don't find intelligence desirable in a man?
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NastyInThePasty

Professor

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Brain: I see from your horrified reaction that you're pondering what I'm pondering
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Frisco17

DOOP Secretary

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Brain: "Zombies! Zoooooombiiiiiies!"
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Xanfor

DOOP Secretary

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Narrator: This is a rare sight, look at this horrified victim of "Thought Rape".
This act is horribly sick and depraved. So much so, in fact, that it remains the only crime to still entail the death penalty in the otherwise liberal nation of Ny Ny Vialla. The Ministry of Heritage demands an immediate apology for taking this issue so lightly. Wrong thread?
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Xanfor

DOOP Secretary

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Of course, Xanforian laws do not apply outside the nation's borders, but the cultural insensitivity of the international media must be addressed. It is attitudes such as that of CommanderZapp's which allow the unthinkable actions of Neo-Urallia to persist socially unopposed. It is the responsibility of the Ministry to ensure that this behavior is universally accepted to be morally and ethically reprehensible. To this end, a representative will be dispatched to the DROOP to speak on these actions and their corresponding portrayal in various entertainment mediums, in an effort to bring more awareness of this topic to the non-telepathic peoples of the world.
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El-Man

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« Reply #35 on: 01-24-2011 00:17 »
« Last Edit on: 01-24-2011 00:19 »
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(Okay, now it's the wrong thread. Good, though. )
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