Everybody's got a little caption in 'em! (Framegrabs)

[Reply #520 on:]

Professor: Aghh! My eyes! Oh, God! Thanks to Zoidberg and his various body fluids being ejected from various places, I can't see where we have to go! I'll just point and hope for the best.

Bender (OS): Aw, poop.



What's with the TOTPs?

[Reply #521 on:]

Farnsworth: Through there!

Leela: But...!

Farnsworth: Yes, exactly!

[Reply #522 on:]

Professor: There's the fingerprint reader! Leela, put your index finger in!
Leela: Eyeeeew!!! You're the legal owner, old man! You do it!

[Reply #523 on:]

* hobbitboy checks his watch.

If you have any poo, fling it now.

[Reply #524 on:]

Good news, everyone! On the screen, you can see footage from my recent prostate examination. If you look closely, you can just see Doctor Zoidberg's claw as he begins the exam!

[Reply #525 on:]

Uh...yeah...I don't know...

Hah. Okay, Wonderpants - go for it.

[Reply #526 on:]

Let's get it up to 88 miles an hour!

[Reply #527 on:]

Professor: Oh dear, we've accidentially entered the Family Guy universe, where we'll be forced to copy 80's movie scenes for all eternity!

[Reply #528 on:]

Fry: Professor, is this funny?

Professor: No Fry, nothing that's a reference to anything is funny anymore. Now it's just "too much like Family Guy".

Fry: Well that doesn't seem very fair.

Professor: What are you? A filthy Family Guy viewer?!

Damn. Somewhat beaten by NastyInThePasty...

[Reply #529 on:]

Fry: I just have this strange feeling that somewhere in this universe there's a talking white dog drinking cocktails in a bar with an idiot that won't stop with the fart jokes....

[Reply #530 on:]

Fry: Gosh, and to think I thought Futurama was in the future.

[Reply #531 on:]

Fry: Uh, Professor, I know that we are good friends and all, but...do you have to stand this close to me to synchronize your watch?

[Reply #532 on:]

Fry: Hey, what's happened to our watches?

Professor: Hmmm. It appears that our Mickey Mouses have turned into Oswald the Lucky Rabbits. We've gone back further than I thought!

[Reply #533 on:]

Farnsworth: Through there!

Leela: But...!

Farnsworth: Yes, exactly!

n1!

[Reply #534 on:]

^What the fuck was that?

Anyway...


Farnsworth: If we leave now, we should make it to 1776 in time to watch the signing of the declaration of independence.

Fry: ...But Doc... er, Professor, it's a time-machine. Why should it matter when we leave?

Farnsworth: You don't want to get stuck in the back row, do you?! Great Scot!

[Reply #535 on:]

Fry: Oh no, I'm going to miss that special on Fox about the Universe's Most Over-Hyped Explosions! We're not going to be long in 1843, are we Professor?

[Reply #536 on:]

Join Marty McFry and Hubert 'Doc' Brown as they journey to the past from the year 3000 in another wacky adventure!

[Reply #537 on:]

Fry: Great Scot!

Farnsworth: I know, this is heavy.

Fry: What is?

Farnsworth: My watch.

[Reply #538 on:]

Fry: We're just a poster? Aw, crap! I was looking forward to blowing myself across the room with a gigantic speaker.

If you have any poo, fling it now.

[Reply #539 on:]

Prof: off you go!
Fry:but...WHERE?
Prof:does that matter? we will change history anyway, but i hate 80's i have to stay in this suit for ever!
Fry:but...what if we just go home to PE in good old 3000?
Prof:ok,ok but go fast! i don't want to get killed by that bunch of Family Guy fans with torches that are chasing us and are getting closer and closer!
Fry: but...how to operate this vehicle?
Prof: i don't know yet. i just invented it and we landed here...
<crowd screaming and closing in>
...does it matter? Move!
Fry: ok....but, what if...
Prof: ...Exactly! Do it!

[Reply #540 on:]

Hobbitboy

[Reply #541 on:]

Uh-oh. I don't like the sound of that!

Try this, instead:

If you have any poo, fling it now.

[Reply #542 on:]

Leela: Mmmmm, my life-sized caramel Fry replica has arrived!

[Reply #543 on:]

Fry: "Uhh, Leela, when I said 'bite me' I didn't really have this in mind..."

[Reply #544 on:]

Fry:<offscreen the real one>Leela, what's that
Leela: when i'll got angry uh.. hungry i'll have something to beat up uh..eat up...
Fry:<still real one OffScreen> yeah sure... why to ask Fry for assistance... better to buy a cheap honey replica...

[Reply #545 on:]

Leela: I'd have preferred chocolate, but honey will do, I guess.

[Reply #546 on:]

Leela: Okay fine, I'll perform fellatio on you, but it's only for the honey!

Fry: Sexellent!

[Reply #547 on:]

Leela: Actually, you sweet goofball, I said I wanted something fried and orange-glazed for my birthday, but *slurp* this'll do fine...

[Reply #548 on:]

Fry: "It's been awhile."

[Reply #549 on:]

you sweet goofball,

Aww, El-Man is mushy.

[Reply #550 on:]

Fry: ohgod, ohgod, did you see where it went?!
Leela: Uh... no-o-o...

[Reply #551 on:]

Having read the classic story of Brer Rabbit and the Tar Baby, Fry resolves to try the tactic on Leela, but with a more delectable adhesive.

[Reply #552 on:]

Fry: "It's been awhile."

 

[Reply #553 on:]

"It's protoplasem, there was a ghost, It slimed me!"

[Reply #554 on:]

Fry: (thinking) I should be enjoying this but it just seems to be making me nervous....

[Reply #555 on:]

Leela and her tounge were about discover that, instead of butterscotch, Amy had covered Fry with epoxy.

[Reply #556 on:]

Leela: I said I wanted a BETTER Fry not a BUTTER Fry you nitwit!

[Reply #557 on:]

Leela: I'm gonna eat you whole...

[Reply #558 on:]

I'm awarding this one to

*  coldangel_1  *

(for bringing sexy back).

If you have any poo, fling it now.

[Reply #559 on:]

Shazaam!