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Go-a-Green-a

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« Reply #440 on: 10-12-2009 00:43 »

A: He's been that way since birth.

Q: What would happen if Roberto became sane?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #441 on: 10-16-2009 19:54 »

A:  Then he'd be reformed!


Q:  Which character would be more capable of getting captured by a mad scientist? 
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #442 on: 10-17-2009 08:35 »

A:  Tinny Tim; he can't move very quickly.

Q:  Besides Wernstrom, who else are Professor's scientific compatriots?
mtm_29

Crustacean
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« Reply #443 on: 10-18-2009 06:27 »

A: My man with a plan, Stephen Hawking

Q: Has humankind finally legalized marijuana in the 31st century, or are we still at war with those plants?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #444 on: 10-18-2009 07:36 »

A:  They have been legalized; they're the main ingredient of Elzar's Spaghetti sauce.

Q:  What other drugs (legalized or otherwise) are used in the 31st century?
mtm_29

Crustacean
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« Reply #445 on: 10-18-2009 07:45 »

A: They sell refreshing Crack by vending machines in the 31st.

Q: What are some other-worldly drugs used, and what is their description & effect?
LobsterMooch
Professor
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« Reply #446 on: 10-18-2009 08:04 »
« Last Edit on: 10-18-2009 08:13 »

A: If you lick the Hypnotoad, it's just like LSD.


Q: What is the jail sentence for licking the Hypnotoad?
mtm_29

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« Reply #447 on: 10-18-2009 08:21 »

A: You have to be hypnotized by the Hypnotoad for 3 years, first offense.

Q: What happens to the multiple offenders?
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #448 on: 10-19-2009 19:02 »
« Last Edit on: 10-19-2009 19:08 »

A:  Life hypnotism!  And you have to be Hynpotoad's slave!


Q:  What if Hermes and Amy replaced Fry on missions?

LobsterMooch
Professor
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« Reply #449 on: 10-19-2009 19:50 »

A: Amy would drop the packages and Hermes would bill Zoidberg for the damages.



Q: What would happen if the Professor replaced Leela as the captain.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #450 on: 10-20-2009 05:33 »

A:  With the Professor driving the ship, they'd never arrive at their destination; it's hard to travel to distant galaxies when you're only going 35 mph.

Q: What would happen if Bender replaced Dr. Zoidberg as the company doctor?
Wonderpants

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« Reply #451 on: 10-20-2009 15:39 »

A. Zoidberg would be evicted from his dumpster for not paying the rent.

Q. Whose couch would he have to sleep on?
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #452 on: 10-21-2009 18:56 »

A:  the Planet Express couch where they all watch TV.


Q:  If Hermes, Amy, and Zoidberg went on missions, would Zoidberg beg Amy to go out with him?

seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #453 on: 10-21-2009 21:57 »

A:  No, she doesn't have a suitable ink pouch.

Q:  Besides Leela, who does Zapp Brannigan have his eye on?
Frisco17

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« Reply #454 on: 10-21-2009 22:50 »

A: Anything and everything in the universe that could be described as "leggy".

Q: Is there anyone less picky than Zapp when it comes to women?
Nixons Head

Bending Unit
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« Reply #455 on: 10-22-2009 00:51 »

A: Yes, me.

Q: Will Zapp ever get married?
Go-a-Green-a

Bending Unit
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« Reply #456 on: 10-22-2009 00:59 »

A: Hell no. If he did he'd only get devorced the next day.

Q: If the Countess didn't die, would Bender have stayed with her?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #457 on: 10-22-2009 05:18 »

A:  No, he'd move on as soon as he'd worked his way through her money.

Q:  Who is the perfect mate for Bender?
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« Reply #458 on: 10-22-2009 13:31 »

A: Wiggles No, I mean Bender.

Q: Who is the perfect mate for Wiggles?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #459 on: 10-22-2009 18:33 »

A:  Wiggles needs no mate; his wife is the ship.

Q:  Who's the perfect mate for Leela?
Go-a-Green-a

Bending Unit
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« Reply #460 on: 10-22-2009 20:10 »

A: Don't upset the shippers with that question.

Q: Who's the perfect mate for Zoidberg?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #461 on: 10-22-2009 20:17 »

A: A more grotesque, stinking lobster.

Q: What would this other lobster be called?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #462 on: 10-23-2009 00:34 »

A:  Claws-arella.

Q:  Which one of the planet express crew is next to marry, and why?
LobsterMooch
Professor
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« Reply #463 on: 10-23-2009 01:34 »

A: I think Leela, but I think it will be a quick relationship and it will not be with Fry.
She is tired of being made fun of by the Professor for being a bitter loveless person.


Q: Who beside Leela or Amy could Fry pair off with?
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« Reply #464 on: 10-23-2009 14:25 »

A: That fat chick that the Professor met in Three Hundred Big Boys.

Q: If they did pair up, what (apart from grilled cheese sandwiches) is Fry likely to find in the folds of her skin?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #465 on: 10-23-2009 19:49 »

A:  I think they found Nibbler there last week.

Q:  What would happen to Mom if she covered her face with Stem Cells?
LobsterMooch
Professor
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« Reply #466 on: 10-23-2009 20:29 »
« Last Edit on: 10-23-2009 20:30 »

A: They would fly off. Mom's face is an anything alive repellent.



Q: And if she covered her ass?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #467 on: 10-23-2009 20:37 »

A:  They'd fly off as well, but would be infinitely more nasty.

Q:  What would Mom do if she received 300 Big Boys?
LobsterMooch
Professor
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« Reply #468 on: 10-23-2009 20:56 »

A: I guess you've seen Krod Mandoon. They'd be lined up around the block.




Q: What kinky thing would you try with Mom?
Unknown

Starship Captain
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« Reply #469 on: 10-28-2009 04:42 »

A: Draining her bank accounts.

Q: Do you think I mean that literally?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #470 on: 10-28-2009 05:52 »

A:  Are you familiar with the robot response "DOES NOT COMPUTE"?

Q:  What would Mom do for a living if she weren't an industrialist?
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« Reply #471 on: 10-28-2009 15:08 »

A: She'd be a dominatrix.

Q: What would Mom's son's do for a living if she wasn't their mother?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
dr jerkberg

Crustacean
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« Reply #472 on: 10-28-2009 15:22 »

A: owl exterminators.

Q: what will  supplant the owls?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #473 on: 10-28-2009 16:33 »

A:  Rat pigeons.  You know, genetically engineered fusions of rats & pigeons...

Q:  Why would anyone want to genetically fuse a rat & a pigeon?
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #474 on: 10-28-2009 18:16 »

A:  So anyone who did it can be a hero in the name on science!


Q:  Which Futurama character would get captured by the Family Guy characters?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #475 on: 10-28-2009 18:57 »

A:  None.  The only Family Guy character capable of capturing anyone is Stewie, and he's only a baby (albeit a tyrannical egomaniacal evil genius of a baby).

Q:  Which Simpsons character would best be able to handle the Futurama society of the 31st century?
Nixons Head

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« Reply #476 on: 10-28-2009 20:23 »
« Last Edit on: 10-28-2009 20:48 »

A:  Troy McClure, he could become a 25 star general for DOOP.

Q:  Which Futurama character would best be able to handle life in the 21st century?
(excluding those from 21st century Edit: Or 20th Century for that matter.)
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #477 on: 10-28-2009 21:54 »

A:  Moe Syzlak.  Every century needs a grumpy bartender.

Q:  Which Simpsons character would have the worst time handling the Futurama 31st century?
mtm_29

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« Reply #478 on: 10-28-2009 22:25 »

A: Grandpa- he has a hard enough time coping with this generation (like most old people)

Q: How has Bigfoot lived in secret all these years, especially with all the logs being cut down?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #479 on: 10-29-2009 00:17 »

A:  Anytime you run into a situation that doesn't make sense or is impossible, it's the work of Dark Wizards.

Q:  Of all the Futurama characters, which one is the most reprehensible?
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