"What's with the eye?" - Stupid Questions

[Reply #440 on:]

A: He's been that way since birth.

Q: What would happen if Roberto became sane?

[Reply #441 on:]

A:  Then he'd be reformed!


Q:  Which character would be more capable of getting captured by a mad scientist? 

[Reply #442 on:]

A:  Tinny Tim; he can't move very quickly.

Q:  Besides Wernstrom, who else are Professor's scientific compatriots?

[Reply #443 on:]

A: My man with a plan, Stephen Hawking

Q: Has humankind finally legalized marijuana in the 31st century, or are we still at war with those plants?

[Reply #444 on:]

A:  They have been legalized; they're the main ingredient of Elzar's Spaghetti sauce.

Q:  What other drugs (legalized or otherwise) are used in the 31st century?

[Reply #445 on:]

A: They sell refreshing Crack by vending machines in the 31st.

Q: What are some other-worldly drugs used, and what is their description & effect?

[Reply #446 on:]

A: If you lick the Hypnotoad, it's just like LSD.


Q: What is the jail sentence for licking the Hypnotoad?

[Reply #447 on:]

A: You have to be hypnotized by the Hypnotoad for 3 years, first offense.

Q: What happens to the multiple offenders?

[Reply #448 on:]

A:  Life hypnotism!  And you have to be Hynpotoad's slave!


Q:  What if Hermes and Amy replaced Fry on missions?

[Reply #449 on:]

A: Amy would drop the packages and Hermes would bill Zoidberg for the damages.



Q: What would happen if the Professor replaced Leela as the captain.

[Reply #450 on:]

A:  With the Professor driving the ship, they'd never arrive at their destination; it's hard to travel to distant galaxies when you're only going 35 mph.

Q: What would happen if Bender replaced Dr. Zoidberg as the company doctor?

[Reply #451 on:]

A. Zoidberg would be evicted from his dumpster for not paying the rent.

Q. Whose couch would he have to sleep on?

[Reply #452 on:]

A:  the Planet Express couch where they all watch TV.


Q:  If Hermes, Amy, and Zoidberg went on missions, would Zoidberg beg Amy to go out with him?

[Reply #453 on:]

A:  No, she doesn't have a suitable ink pouch.

Q:  Besides Leela, who does Zapp Brannigan have his eye on?

[Reply #454 on:]

A: Anything and everything in the universe that could be described as "leggy".

Q: Is there anyone less picky than Zapp when it comes to women?

[Reply #455 on:]

A: Yes, me.

Q: Will Zapp ever get married?

[Reply #456 on:]

A: Hell no. If he did he'd only get devorced the next day.

Q: If the Countess didn't die, would Bender have stayed with her?

[Reply #457 on:]

A:  No, he'd move on as soon as he'd worked his way through her money.

Q:  Who is the perfect mate for Bender?

[Reply #458 on:]

A: Wiggles No, I mean Bender.

Q: Who is the perfect mate for Wiggles?

If you have any poo, fling it now.

[Reply #459 on:]

A:  Wiggles needs no mate; his wife is the ship.

Q:  Who's the perfect mate for Leela?

[Reply #460 on:]

A: Don't upset the shippers with that question.

Q: Who's the perfect mate for Zoidberg?

[Reply #461 on:]

A: A more grotesque, stinking lobster.

Q: What would this other lobster be called?

[Reply #462 on:]

A:  Claws-arella.

Q:  Which one of the planet express crew is next to marry, and why?

[Reply #463 on:]

A: I think Leela, but I think it will be a quick relationship and it will not be with Fry.
She is tired of being made fun of by the Professor for being a bitter loveless person.


Q: Who beside Leela or Amy could Fry pair off with?

[Reply #464 on:]

A: That fat chick that the Professor met in Three Hundred Big Boys.

Q: If they did pair up, what (apart from grilled cheese sandwiches) is Fry likely to find in the folds of her skin?

If you have any poo, fling it now.

[Reply #465 on:]

A:  I think they found Nibbler there last week.

Q:  What would happen to Mom if she covered her face with Stem Cells?

[Reply #466 on:]

A: They would fly off. Mom's face is an anything alive repellent.



Q: And if she covered her ass?

[Reply #467 on:]

A:  They'd fly off as well, but would be infinitely more nasty.

Q:  What would Mom do if she received 300 Big Boys?

[Reply #468 on:]

A: I guess you've seen Krod Mandoon. They'd be lined up around the block.




Q: What kinky thing would you try with Mom?

[Reply #469 on:]

A: Draining her bank accounts.

Q: Do you think I mean that literally?

[Reply #470 on:]

A:  Are you familiar with the robot response "DOES NOT COMPUTE"?

Q:  What would Mom do for a living if she weren't an industrialist?

[Reply #471 on:]

A: She'd be a dominatrix.

Q: What would Mom's son's do for a living if she wasn't their mother?

If you have any poo, fling it now.

[Reply #472 on:]

A: owl exterminators.

Q: what will  supplant the owls?

[Reply #473 on:]

A:  Rat pigeons.  You know, genetically engineered fusions of rats & pigeons...

Q:  Why would anyone want to genetically fuse a rat & a pigeon?

[Reply #474 on:]

A:  So anyone who did it can be a hero in the name on science!


Q:  Which Futurama character would get captured by the Family Guy characters?

[Reply #475 on:]

A:  None.  The only Family Guy character capable of capturing anyone is Stewie, and he's only a baby (albeit a tyrannical egomaniacal evil genius of a baby).

Q:  Which Simpsons character would best be able to handle the Futurama society of the 31st century?

[Reply #476 on:]

A:  Troy McClure, he could become a 25 star general for DOOP.

Q:  Which Futurama character would best be able to handle life in the 21st century?
(excluding those from 21st century Edit: Or 20th Century for that matter.)

[Reply #477 on:]

A:  Moe Syzlak.  Every century needs a grumpy bartender.

Q:  Which Simpsons character would have the worst time handling the Futurama 31st century?

[Reply #478 on:]

A: Grandpa- he has a hard enough time coping with this generation (like most old people)

Q: How has Bigfoot lived in secret all these years, especially with all the logs being cut down?

[Reply #479 on:]

A:  Anytime you run into a situation that doesn't make sense or is impossible, it's the work of Dark Wizards.

Q:  Of all the Futurama characters, which one is the most reprehensible?