"What's with the eye?" - Stupid Questions

[Reply #360 on:]

A: Rip a phone book in half with his toes.

Q: Do any of you find a strange likeness in the names Ben Beeler, the paleontologist that found the fosilized seymour, and ken keeler, 1 of the executive producers of the show?

[Reply #361 on:]

A: Perhaps...

Q: Is Ben Beeler supposed to be some kind of descendant of Ken Keeler or is it just a joke with the name?

[Reply #362 on:]

A: Perhaps it's both.

Q: Is it possible for a robot to be over-fueled (drink too much) and if so, how much would it have to drink?

[Reply #363 on:]

A:Yes 10 drink minimum,after that......


Q:Is it possible for Zoidberg to be more inept as a doctor?

[Reply #364 on:]

A: Anything's possible.

Q: What did Queen Elizabeth do during her "wild years"?

[Reply #365 on:]

A: raped shakespeare

Q: how did this affect is work?

[Reply #366 on:]

A: He and Christopher Marlowe were "good friends" so no effect whatsoever.


Q: What was the last play at The Globe theater before it was buried for 400+ years

[Reply #367 on:]

A: Funny Boy.

Q: What was it about?

[Reply #368 on:]

A: Ironically the tragic death of an 1800's chimney sweep.

Q: What other kinds of tragic deaths make you laugh?

[Reply #369 on:]

A: People who handle snakes in a ritual,get bit and die.Tragic,but they should have known better,


Q: I you could be anyone on Futurama who would you be?Why?

[Reply #370 on:]

A: Bender, because I share his likeness of stealing.

Q: In the first episode, if Fry never met Bender at the suicide machine and Bender went through with it, what would happen to him?

[Reply #371 on:]

A: Bender would have gotten a few scratches.

Q: Do they make Suicide Booths for robots?

[Reply #372 on:]

A: Yes there is a hand that reaches out for the robots on-off switch and shuts him off.


Q: What would you do with the shut down unit.

[Reply #373 on:]

A: Melt it into several hundred doorstops.

Q: Does Bender have a will.

[Reply #374 on:]

A: Yes, it states that all his possesions will be burried with him, along with a mini-bar and some fine cigars.

Q: After death what could Bender do with these items?

[Reply #375 on:]

A: He and the Robot Devil would throw a welcome home party.


Q: Bender has Old Fortran, Fry has LoBrau.What is Leela's drink of choice

[Reply #376 on:]

A:Spank there slogan goes "its a kick in the ass"


Q: What is spank's number one ingredient?

[Reply #377 on:]

A: Human Anus

Q: Is Leela aware of this?

[Reply #378 on:]

A: Nope.

Q: Is there anyone who knows what the ingredient is?

[Reply #379 on:]

A: Yes, the Niblonians.


Q: How comes they will not tell anyone else?

[Reply #380 on:]

A: Human anus, ironically, is know to cause keriorrhoea but happens to be extremely delicious.

Q: Is there any animal product a niblonian wouldn't eat?

[Reply #381 on:]

A: I don't think they cannibalize, do they?



Q: If you ate a Nibblonian what would they taste like?

[Reply #382 on:]

A: They would taste like turkey for the few seconds you can keep one in your mouth without being eaten from the inside out.

Q: If Slurm comes from the behind of a giant worm then what makes it so addictive? (Don't just say taste)

[Reply #383 on:]

A: It's narcotic effects, slight hallucinogenic properties, and the smooth taste of worm rectum.

Q: What does a Slurm producing worm's diet consist of?

[Reply #384 on:]

A:  Soylent Green; now with hobo flavor!

Q:  What does Hobo flavor taste like?

[Reply #385 on:]

Q. Old boots and White Lightning.

A. Who knows what Hobo flavour tastes like?

[Reply #386 on:]

A: The Niblonians.

Q: Why would a Niblonian eat a Hobo or Hobo-flavoured food/drink?

[Reply #387 on:]

A:  Because it tastes better than eating a Zebra.  But not by much.

Q:  What other "unique" things do Nibbloanians enjoy eating?

[Reply #388 on:]

A:  Puppies!  He loves puppies!


Q:  Since there's a Democratic Order of Planets, is there also a Republican Order of Planets as well? 

[Reply #389 on:]

A. Yes, in Universe-1.

Q. If Nixon, a republican, runs DOOP, who's in charge of ROOP?

[Reply #390 on:]

A: Jimmy Carter.

Q: Who is the ROOP's worst enemy?

[Reply #391 on:]

A:  Ayatollah Khomeini-bot.

Q:  What other enemies does the ROOP have?

[Reply #392 on:]

A: The rabbit people of Bunnitus IV.

Q: Why are they a threat?

[Reply #393 on:]

A:  Because all they do is eat, fornicate, crap & sleep.  It's what everyone in the ROOP aspires to, and they're insanely jealous.

Q:  Besides the ROOP, who are the rabbit people's mortal enemies?

[Reply #394 on:]

A:  The Wolf People of course!


Q:  Which character would get captured by a Godzilla-like creature? 

[Reply #395 on:]

A. Leela, on the King Kong principle.

Q. Would she roundkick it or charm it?

[Reply #396 on:]

A: Niether, she'd attempt to save it from extinction, it would get bored with her and leave.

Q: Is there any type of animal that Leela WOULD kill? (besides Zapp)

[Reply #397 on:]

A: yes any type of leech. Ever since there visit to mars that is.

Q: What would happen if fry had never fallen into the freezer-doodle and came to the future-jiggy?

[Reply #398 on:]

A. Impossible.  Everything is preordained and happening all at once.  For example, the effects of Fry's sleeping with his grandmother were already in effect before he actually went back in time to do so.  He can already exist "before" going back in time to sleep with her, because time isn't linear.  Also, in the very first episode where Fry "falls" into the freezer jiggy, his future self is already there under the table with Nibbler.  We just don't see them.

Q. Why doesn't Bender smoke cigarettes?

[Reply #399 on:]

A: They lack that maternity ward fogging ability.


Q: What was Leela's favorite subject in school?