"What's with the eye?" - Stupid Questions

[Reply #560 on:]

A: No things might get a little too "saucy" for a futurama episode.


Q: What is a spaghetti western?

[Reply #561 on:]

A: A Spanish and Italian shot/produced movie which was themed to look like the wild west in America.

Q: Why would the original parallel universe be the cowboy one?

[Reply #562 on:]

A:  Because the west rules!  and speaking of Spaghetti westerns, there might be a fanfic based on one here next week!  (hint, hint!)


Q:  What is Leela's boyfriend Sean's personality?

[Reply #563 on:]

A: Sleazy and off the wall.


Q: Why is Leela attracted to such a man?

[Reply #564 on:]

A: Because she thought he had a beautiful soul

Q:What is a soul anyhow?

[Reply #565 on:]

A: It's that part of a man which you can only fully appreciate when he is sitting naked on your bed, jazz-noodling.

Q: Does having a beautiful soul have any effect on the likelihood of couch fibers sticking to your butt?

[Reply #566 on:]

A: The more beautiful of a soul you have, the more couch fibers stick to your butt.


Q: Why does having a beautiful soul mean more couch fibers on your butt?

[Reply #567 on:]

A:  Because it means you're a big softy inside.


Q:  Does Fry like the band "Fastball"?

[Reply #568 on:]

A: Nope he just doesn't get why a bunch of screaming Albonian Children want to sing in a band about Blernsball.

Q: Why would anyone name a band after a sport in the 31st century?

[Reply #569 on:]

A: The good band names like Cradle of Filth and You've got Foetus on your Breath, were taken.


Q: We all know Bender has a not so secret ambition to be a folk singer. In which musical genre should he really go into.

[Reply #570 on:]

A: Folk- Metal, two of his favorite things in one.



Q: What would Bender's stage name be?

[Reply #571 on:]

A: Metallord of Tijuana

Q: What would Fry do if he were asked to play in Bender's band?

[Reply #572 on:]

A:  Since he can't play musical interuments, he'd probably settle to be a backup singer.


Q:   Why can't Fry play musical interuments?

[Reply #573 on:]

A: Not enough couch fibers on his butt.


Q: If Scruffy can resolve his scheduling conflicts, what job would he have in Bender's band?

[Reply #574 on:]

A: Janitor, and the stage hand who sets things up while not skivving off to look at his Zero-G Juggs magazines and eating olestra laced chips

Q: How on Earth does a head in a jar become president?

[Reply #575 on:]

A: By winning the 'popular vote'. (And by 'popular vote' I mean greasing the right palms.)

Q: How on the Moon does a head in a jar become the first emperor?

[Reply #576 on:]

A: By having a coup an assassinating the head in jar president with army of space banditoes that he bribed with gallons of pineapple rum.



Q: What do space pirates do when they are not pirating?

[Reply #577 on:]

A: They rape and pillage the villages when they come into town.

Q: Why does Bender not perform his primary function more often?

[Reply #578 on:]

A: Because things get bent and a little messy.



Q: What is Bender's least favorite thing to bend?

[Reply #579 on:]

A:  The Professor.  He just can't figure out which way to bend him correctly.

Q:  Besides bending, what other work functions is Bender programmed to do?

[Reply #580 on:]

A: Cheese it!

Q: Which other Futurama characters would be good at cheesing it?

[Reply #581 on:]

A: Zoidberg.

Q: How did he get so good at it?

[Reply #582 on:]

A: Avoiding medical malpractice lawyers..


Q: If there ever was a "love interest" for Zoidy, who or what would it be?

[Reply #583 on:]

A: A female Decapodian in the same poor state or condition.

Q: If Philip were to wake up in the year 4000 for real, what do you think he would feel?

[Reply #584 on:]

A: His 2000 year old wiener.


Q: If Bender doesn't visit the nearest suicide booth betweem now and the year 4000, what would be his choice of professions

edit: Thx Bbdc

[Reply #585 on:]

seriously lobster mooch your answer was hilarious, the funniest I have seen in a long time.

A: chiropractor


Q: Why would Bender be good at the specified profession?

[Reply #586 on:]

A:  Bender can do anything!


Q:  Did Farnsworth ever date Hatty?

[Reply #587 on:]

A: Yes in A Flight to Remember "Farnsworth: Though it did get me some action!

[Hattie hangs onto his arm.] "

Q: Did Fry ever get to try a pair of gills?

[Reply #588 on:]

A:  Nope, Leela stopped that from happening.


Q:  Did Fry have a slight lack of oxygen to the brain when he was born?

[Reply #589 on:]

A: Possibly.  When his mom yelled at the baseball game on the radio, the resulting Kegelcizing could have squeezed a bit hard.


Q: When Fry meets Bender, what is his first thought?

(and not the actual answer, that's not the point of this thread.)

[Reply #590 on:]

Q: Damn, why didn't I think to wear a costume.

A: What would Fry have dressed up as?

[Reply #591 on:]

Q: A giant magnet.
A: What song would bender sing when he got attached to him?

[Reply #592 on:]

A: Stuck in the Middle With You


Q: What does Amy wear to bed?

[Reply #593 on:]

A: Pajamas made from the beaks of a thousand eagles. Also, there are some eagles inside of her slippers.

Q: If Bender built a robotic woodchuck which ate his apartment, stole Hermes glasses and then proceeded to conquer the world, how would Planet Express manage to subtly subvert and overthrow the oppressive regime of woodchucking that would inevitably be established?

[Reply #594 on:]

A: Dark wizards.



Q: When Bender was made of wood, what did he call his robotalia?

[Reply #595 on:]

A. Blocks.

Q. Did Hermes and Dr. Zoidberg ever get any 'just friends' spooning action?

PS: Yay Xanfor! Now if only the shipping threads are revived...

[Reply #596 on:]

A: Not on the air, but it's happened.


Q: How much Whale Oil does the Planet Express Ship use per light year?

[Reply #597 on:]

A: 14.23 Barrels.

Q: Does the whale oil ever give off any weird smells?

[Reply #598 on:]

A: Only if you think whales smell weird.  I do.


Q: What are they gonna use when whale oil runs out?

[Reply #599 on:]

A:  The rendered fat of un-baptized human children.

B: Why only use the fat from human children?