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seattlejohn01

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« #400 : 09-06-2009 00:15 »

A:  Trying to impress Master Fnogg with her Kung Fu skills in PE.

Q:  Why would an orphanarium hire such an arrogant jerk as Fnogg?
Go-a-Green-a

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« #401 : 09-06-2009 00:18 »
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A: They were low on funds and he was cheap but he threatened them first.

Q: What did he threaten to do?
seattlejohn01

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« #402 : 09-07-2009 06:26 »

A:  To show them what "the will of the warrior" would do to them.

Q:  What other low rent teachers did the Orphanarium hire?
horriblegb

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« #403 : 09-07-2009 18:41 »

A: Tom Cruise's head as the drama teacher

Q: Why?
seattlejohn01

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« #404 : 09-07-2009 20:14 »

A:  They thought it would be funny to see a head try to couch jump.

Q:  Why is Fnogg such an arrogant jerk?
KurtPikachu2001

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« #405 : 09-11-2009 21:21 »

A:  He's set in his old world ways. 


Q:  Is Fry able to buckle his own trousers? 
seattlejohn01

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« #406 : 09-11-2009 21:26 »

A:  No, Fry's no good with buckles; he's gone to lace up pants.

Q:  After Leela stopped taking Kung Fu lessons from Fnogg, who did she take lessons from?
Wonderpants

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« #407 : 09-11-2009 21:32 »

A. Bruce Lee's head.

Q. What did Bruce Lee's head do after Fry got him mixed up with Jackie Chan?
Harold Ziod

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« #408 : 09-12-2009 18:05 »

A.kicked his ass..using only his right ear

Q. What did chuck norris have to say about this?
seattlejohn01

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« #409 : 09-12-2009 21:14 »

A:  Nothing.  Chuck Norris only has to move one eyebrow to let you know what he's thinking.

Q:  What happened to "Walker, Texas Ranger" in the future?
Wonderpants

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« #410 : 09-12-2009 21:51 »

A. It was recast with Edward James Olmos. Chuck Norris objected, but after being on the receiving end of the Adama Death Glare, he was too afraid to say anything else.

Q. What would EJO do if he visited Cylon Makeout Point?
suss6052

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« #411 : 09-14-2009 06:43 »

A: Make out with a cyborg.

Q: Why doesn't Fry work on finishing high school in the 31st century before proceeding to drop out of college? Because as a 20th century college drop out he was merely a high school dropout in the 31st century....
seattlejohn01

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« #412 : 09-15-2009 21:23 »

A:  Because he's a dropout.

Q:  Whatever happened to Gunther, his Mars College roommate?
leela09

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« #413 : 09-15-2009 21:40 »
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A: Sadly became a Fox programming executive, put into a can of Torgo's and was shot by Nudar.


Q: What does  Gummy Fungus taste like?
seattlejohn01

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« #414 : 09-15-2009 21:53 »

A:  Kinda like gummy bears, but with more fungus.

Q:  What kind of snack treats (besides human rhinds) do they enjoy in the 31st century?
tyraniak

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« #415 : 09-24-2009 05:50 »

A: Ewok Jerky, fried taunton, and Tribble on a stick

Q: which of these three taste the best?
seattlejohn01

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« #416 : 09-24-2009 06:51 »

A:  Ewok Jerky; now with more crunch!

Q:  What's everyone's favorite fast food in the 31st?
Bendersfan1221

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« #417 : 09-24-2009 20:29 »

A: Fishy Joe's.

Q: What is the most popular dish currently at Fishy Joe's?
horriblegb

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« #418 : 09-24-2009 21:04 »

A: Popplers made a secret comeback as Zitsels

Q:Will the omicronians find out?
Nixons Head

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« #419 : 09-24-2009 21:08 »

A: They will now (thanks alot  :mad:)

Q: What will they do to the Earthicans?
seattlejohn01

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« #420 : 09-24-2009 21:11 »
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A:  Eat the rest of the Waterfall family (except old man Waterfall, 'cause he's roadkill thanks to the Decapodians).

Q:  What other space races eat Earthicans?
Go-a-Green-a

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« #421 : 09-25-2009 03:42 »

A: All of them.

Q: What was Bender's first crime?
SpaceCase

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« #422 : 09-25-2009 13:23 »

A: Forging his own birth certificate.

Q: What is the Omicronians' favorite food?

Nixons Head

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« #423 : 09-25-2009 15:53 »

A: Smelly Hippie

Q: What's the secret ingredient?
tyraniak

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« #424 : 09-25-2009 17:56 »

A: Unwashed sweat

Q: What are some of the popular advertising mascots of the future?
seattlejohn01

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« #425 : 09-25-2009 20:40 »

A:  Let's see... Fishy Joe's giant perch, Bachelor Chow's pathetic poodle and Charleston Chew's big wad o' tobacco.

Q:  What's the most favorite TV commercial in the 31st?
KurtPikachu2001

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« #426 : 10-02-2009 17:21 »

A:  Geico!  But only it's a little blob instead of a gecko!


Q:  What would Bender do if Santa Claus came after him with a steamroller?
suss6052

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« #427 : 10-02-2009 18:10 »

A: He'd unload some bricks, scream a little bit then prey that some one distract robot santa long enough to escape.

Q: What would Fry do if Leela wanted him to go back to college?
seattlejohn01

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« #428 : 10-03-2009 06:39 »

A:  If it meant she'd go out with him, he'd go back to college... then he'd drop out.

Q:  What classes would Fry take if he went back to college?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« #429 : 10-03-2009 15:10 »

A: Whatever the professor was teaching, and some other easy courses.

Q: Why would Leela allow him to drop out again?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #430 : 10-03-2009 16:38 »

A: Because College in the 20th Century was basically high school in the 30th; he was a high school dropout by 30th Century standards.  By dropping out of College in the 30th, he's progressing!

Q: What's the Mars University mascot?
Wonderpants

Bending Unit
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« #431 : 10-03-2009 18:55 »

A. One of Amy's thongs.

Q. What colour is it?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #432 : 10-04-2009 17:25 »

A:  Red.  And that's all I'm going to say.

Q:  Does Mars University have a football team?
KurtPikachu2001

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« #433 : 10-04-2009 18:50 »

A:  Yes, the Mars Mountains!


Q:  If Fry talks nasally, doesn't he need nose spray?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #434 : 10-04-2009 20:53 »

A:  No; he needs "human horn homeopathics"

Q:  What's the most common disease in the 30th century?
Wonderpants

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« #435 : 10-04-2009 21:05 »

A. Sexlexia.

Q. Name three of the symptoms.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #436 : 10-04-2009 22:33 »

A:  Arrogance, an over inflated opinion of yourself & the uncontrolled impulse to tell everyone about "how you scored"

Q:  Who's the celebrity spokesman for the "Universal Sexlexia Treatment Institute"?

As if I didn't already know...
Jezzem

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« #437 : 10-04-2009 23:16 »

A: *sigh* Zapp Brannigan.

Q: What is the slogan for the Universal Sexlexia Treatment Institute?
KurtPikachu2001

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« #438 : 10-10-2009 17:02 »

A:  "We can cure your sexlexia in a jiffy!"


Q:  At what age did Fry start talking?

seattlejohn01

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« #439 : 10-11-2009 17:24 »

A:  He started talking at age 1; he has yet to start making sense.

Q:  At what age did Zapp Brannigan become such an egomaniac?
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