This thread is grabage, human grabage. (Framegrab thread)

[Reply #560 on:]

Extra Caveat: No fart jokes. Too easy.

Fry (choking): Okay...Leela...just stop...we won't...steal your...food...again...(gags)

Bender (also choking): The...force is strong...with this one...unfortunately...

[Reply #561 on:]

Fry: Must clean ship.

Bender: Must stack packages.

Leela: Now you out there. Gaze into my eye. You are getting sleepy, sleepy. Watch the pupil go back and forth, back and forth. You must buy my DVD. You must buy my DVD.

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Fry: (jumping on the couch):  OKay, Leela!  Your turn!

Leela: (does a flip onto the couch):  Bender, you're next!

Bender runs from a distance and jumps into the couch really hard that causes Fry to fly off and hit the ceiling!

Fry: (flying into the ceiling):  I HATE BEING SKINNY!!!!!!   *CRASH!* 

Bender:  Guess, I don't know my own strength! 

Leela:  And now, here's something we'll really like!  (turns on TV).

[Reply #563 on:]

(sigh) Another good turnout. Seems a shame to have to pick only one.

Smarty!

[Reply #564 on:]

Still, I won't be deterred from my extraneous Star Trek references.

[Reply #565 on:]

Here it is:

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Bender [a la Eric Cartman]: "Whatevva.  I'll do what I want!"

[Reply #567 on:]

Hermes: Bender mon, you were reassigned a fembot only six years ago! The Box Network's Handbook only allows us to repeat missions after twelve years or a spin-off franchise!
Bender: [drops girly pose] What if we kill the neighbor's wife instead?
Hermes: [flips through handbook] Also acceptable.
Bender: [gets back to girly pose] That's hot!

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Bender: [fembot voice] Oh He-r-r-r-r-m-e-e-e-s-s-s-s, would you be a dear and pull my finger...?

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Bender: (Girly voice) "Does this pose make him look fat?"

[Reply #570 on:]

Bender: yeah so while he was limboing i just reached down and picked his wallet right...uh oh!

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Hermes (in officious mode): I regret to inform you, Bender Bending Rodriguez, that posing as you are necessitates you be classified "Robosexual" and must be registered as such with the Central Bureaucracy....

... as well as several other agencies.

Bender: That doesn't prove anything. I might have just been pointing... or perhaps counting.

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Hermes: (Thinking) Maybe I should turn around and go back while I still can. (Turns around) This f*cking place.

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Bender: That's him, who made a hole in my head and broke my finger!

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Bender: When I dance they call me Macarena
and the boys they say that I´m buena
they all want me, they can´t have me.
So they all come and dance beside me
move with me jam with me
and if you're good I take you home with me...

Hermes: Bender mon, dat song was banned by the interstellar Macarena treaty of 2341.

Bender: Awww...

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Bender: Hey Fry, you know Captain Sulu on that show you like, he was really, 'Wwwooooooo...'

Hermes: Shut up before the police knock down the door, you obnoxious tin can!

(My turn for the Star Trek reference, Coldy.)

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I was trying to fit one in, but I couldn't think.

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Bender: "Happy Biiiiirthdayyy, Miiiister Callllculon!"

[Reply #578 on:]

Bender I think it's over there

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Bender:
Lisa it's your birthday
Happy birthday Lisa
I wish you better than your heart's desire
And your first kiss from a boy.
Happy birthday Hermes

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Hermes:  Hey, Bender.  Do you know where my walking adding machine went?

Bender:  It went thattaway! 

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Hmmmm....

I'll have to pick...


SoS

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Here we are:



Extra points for avoiding Star Trek references.

[Reply #583 on:]

Takei's Log, Stardate 8210.3, 4 years at the "Muscles and Intestines Gym" have finally payed off!

(BTW, ST fans may recognize the stardate.)

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George: [to Leela Leonard's head Bender Fry] How about these cookies, sugar?

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Takei: Up here, Nimoy. [indicates for Fry to raise Nimoy's jar to eye-level]

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George: [to Leela Leonard's head Bender Fry] How about these cookies, sugar?

Damnit beat me to the gay joke!

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Bender: You can look but not touch Leela.

Leela: Damn it!

Bender: Hey Sulu, I bet I can store more stuff in mine.

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Leela: "eh.  Mine are bigger."

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Sulu: Check out my rockin' abs
Spock: Yes. Very nice Antilock Braking-System
Fry:  No, he meant his stomach rolls.
Spock: Oh, I didn't know because I don't have a body.
Leela: I only have one eye. What do I get?
Bender: Oooh, say nuclear wessels!
Sulu: NO!!

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Extra points for avoiding Star Trek references.

Bite my shiny metal asterisk.



Takei: Don't call me tiny!* I'll show you tiny! How's this for tiny!?

Nimoy: ...George, nobody even said anything.



*From Star Trek III: The Search for Spock.

[Reply #591 on:]

nah ill just do it anyways lol

Takei: How would you guys like to discover my undiscovered country?

[Reply #592 on:]

Fry: Wow, George, that must've taken lots of strength.
Takei: Not really. Although they never said it on the show, my superpower on Heroes was ripping shirts.

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fry:   uh, you didn't say it was going to be this kind of show

[Reply #594 on:]

Books is the winner!

And even I don't know why, so don't ask.

[Reply #595 on:]

Oh my goodness, I am positively flabbergasted! Let me grab my DVDs so I can make a unique screen capture! It will up within the fortnight

[Reply #596 on:]

SoS I think it was my fresh avatar that swayed your opinion in my direction. I think you may have a crush

[Reply #597 on:]

Leela: "Dr. Zoidberg these are beautiful!"

Amy: "Yeah, when you said you'd spit up pearl necklaces for me and Leela I thought you meant....well it's not important."

Just because I haven't been perverted enough lately.

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Fry:  There's an ebay store up ahead, let's sell the beads! 

Leela:  Great idea! 

Amy:  They're sure to be popular!

Zoidberg:  (dejected): When you sell my beads, you're really selling me....

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Fry: *sniff* *sniff* What smells like blue?