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Smarty

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« Reply #560 on: 03-02-2009 05:25 »



Extra Caveat: No fart jokes. Too easy.



Fry (choking): Okay...Leela...just stop...we won't...steal your...food...again...(gags)

Bender (also choking): The...force is strong...with this one...unfortunately...
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #561 on: 03-02-2009 16:58 »

Fry: Must clean ship.

Bender: Must stack packages.

Leela: Now you out there. Gaze into my eye. You are getting sleepy, sleepy. Watch the pupil go back and forth, back and forth. You must buy my DVD. You must buy my DVD.
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #562 on: 03-02-2009 19:11 »

Fry: (jumping on the couch):  OKay, Leela!  Your turn!

Leela: (does a flip onto the couch):  Bender, you're next!

Bender runs from a distance and jumps into the couch really hard that causes Fry to fly off and hit the ceiling!

Fry: (flying into the ceiling):  I HATE BEING SKINNY!!!!!!   *CRASH!* 

Bender:  Guess, I don't know my own strength! 

Leela:  And now, here's something we'll really like!  (turns on TV).



El-Man

Urban Legend
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« Reply #563 on: 03-03-2009 14:18 »

(sigh) Another good turnout. Seems a shame to have to pick only one.

Smarty!
coldangel

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #564 on: 03-03-2009 14:48 »

Still, I won't be deterred from my extraneous Star Trek references.
Smarty

Professor
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« Reply #565 on: 03-03-2009 19:45 »

Here it is:

soylentOrange

Urban Legend
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« Reply #566 on: 03-03-2009 19:47 »

Bender [a la Eric Cartman]: "Whatevva.  I'll do what I want!"
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #567 on: 03-03-2009 20:15 »

Hermes: Bender mon, you were reassigned a fembot only six years ago! The Box Network's Handbook only allows us to repeat missions after twelve years or a spin-off franchise!
Bender: [drops girly pose] What if we kill the neighbor's wife instead?
Hermes: [flips through handbook] Also acceptable.
Bender: [gets back to girly pose] That's hot!
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #568 on: 03-03-2009 22:47 »

Bender: [fembot voice] Oh He-r-r-r-r-m-e-e-e-s-s-s-s, would you be a dear and pull my finger...?
Frisco17

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« Reply #569 on: 03-03-2009 23:17 »

Bender: (Girly voice) "Does this pose make him look fat?"
Zilex

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #570 on: 03-03-2009 23:46 »

Bender: yeah so while he was limboing i just reached down and picked his wallet right...uh oh!
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #571 on: 03-04-2009 00:11 »

Hermes (in officious mode): I regret to inform you, Bender Bending Rodriguez, that posing as you are necessitates you be classified "Robosexual" and must be registered as such with the Central Bureaucracy....

... as well as several other agencies.

Bender: That doesn't prove anything. I might have just been pointing... or perhaps counting.
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #572 on: 03-04-2009 05:10 »

Hermes: (Thinking) Maybe I should turn around and go back while I still can. (Turns around) This f*cking place.
Thunderbird

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #573 on: 03-04-2009 05:30 »

Bender: That's him, who made a hole in my head and broke my finger!
coldangel

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #574 on: 03-04-2009 05:32 »

Bender: When I dance they call me Macarena
and the boys they say that Iīm buena
they all want me, they canīt have me.
So they all come and dance beside me
move with me jam with me
and if you're good I take you home with me...


Hermes: Bender mon, dat song was banned by the interstellar Macarena treaty of 2341.

Bender: Awww...
El-Man

Urban Legend
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« Reply #575 on: 03-04-2009 06:56 »

Bender: Hey Fry, you know Captain Sulu on that show you like, he was really, 'Wwwooooooo...'

Hermes: Shut up before the police knock down the door, you obnoxious tin can!

(My turn for the Star Trek reference, Coldy.)
coldangel

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« Reply #576 on: 03-04-2009 06:59 »

I was trying to fit one in, but I couldn't think.
La Belle Leela

Starship Captain
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« Reply #577 on: 03-04-2009 07:10 »

Bender: "Happy Biiiiirthdayyy, Miiiister Callllculon!"
Bear

Urban Legend
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« Reply #578 on: 03-04-2009 17:40 »

Bender I think it's over there

laff
Books

Near Death Star Inhabitant
Urban Legend
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« Reply #579 on: 03-04-2009 17:48 »

Bender:
Lisa it's your birthday
Happy birthday Lisa
I wish you better than your heart's desire
And your first kiss from a boy.
Happy birthday Hermes
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #580 on: 03-04-2009 19:47 »

Hermes:  Hey, Bender.  Do you know where my walking adding machine went?

Bender:  It went thattaway! 

Smarty

Professor
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« Reply #581 on: 03-06-2009 04:10 »

Hmmmm....

I'll have to pick...


SoS
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #582 on: 03-06-2009 12:30 »

Here we are:



Extra points for avoiding Star Trek references.
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #583 on: 03-06-2009 13:29 »

Takei's Log, Stardate 8210.3, 4 years at the "Muscles and Intestines Gym" have finally payed off!

(BTW, ST fans may recognize the stardate.)
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« Reply #584 on: 03-06-2009 14:04 »

George: [to Leela Leonard's head Bender Fry] How about these cookies, sugar?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #585 on: 03-06-2009 14:35 »

Takei: Up here, Nimoy. [indicates for Fry to raise Nimoy's jar to eye-level]
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #586 on: 03-06-2009 20:10 »

George: [to Leela Leonard's head Bender Fry] How about these cookies, sugar?

Damnit beat me to the gay joke!
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #587 on: 03-06-2009 22:40 »

Bender: You can look but not touch Leela.

Leela: Damn it!

Bender: Hey Sulu, I bet I can store more stuff in mine.
soylentOrange

Urban Legend
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« Reply #588 on: 03-06-2009 23:08 »
« Last Edit on: 03-06-2009 23:10 »

Leela: "eh.  Mine are bigger."
Books

Near Death Star Inhabitant
Urban Legend
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« Reply #589 on: 03-06-2009 23:15 »

Sulu: Check out my rockin' abs
Spock: Yes. Very nice Antilock Braking-System
Fry:  No, he meant his stomach rolls.
Spock: Oh, I didn't know because I don't have a body.
Leela: I only have one eye. What do I get?
Bender: Oooh, say nuclear wessels!
Sulu: NO!! mad
coldangel

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #590 on: 03-06-2009 23:56 »

Quote
Extra points for avoiding Star Trek references.
Bite my shiny metal asterisk.



Takei: Don't call me tiny!* I'll show you tiny! How's this for tiny!?

Nimoy: ...George, nobody even said anything.



*From Star Trek III: The Search for Spock.
Zilex

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #591 on: 03-07-2009 00:03 »

nah ill just do it anyways lol

Takei: How would you guys like to discover my undiscovered country?
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #592 on: 03-07-2009 00:11 »

Fry: Wow, George, that must've taken lots of strength.
Takei: Not really. Although they never said it on the show, my superpower on Heroes was ripping shirts.
mohawkdan

Crustacean
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« Reply #593 on: 03-07-2009 00:28 »

fry:   uh, you didn't say it was going to be this kind of show

ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #594 on: 03-07-2009 22:40 »

Books is the winner!

And even I don't know why, so don't ask.
Books

Near Death Star Inhabitant
Urban Legend
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« Reply #595 on: 03-07-2009 22:48 »

Oh my goodness, I am positively flabbergasted! Let me grab my DVDs so I can make a unique screen capture! It will up within the fortnight mad
Books

Near Death Star Inhabitant
Urban Legend
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« Reply #596 on: 03-07-2009 22:57 »

SoS I think it was my fresh avatar that swayed your opinion in my direction. I think you may have a crush red face
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #597 on: 03-07-2009 23:30 »

Leela: "Dr. Zoidberg these are beautiful!"

Amy: "Yeah, when you said you'd spit up pearl necklaces for me and Leela I thought you meant....well it's not important."

Just because I haven't been perverted enough lately.
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #598 on: 03-07-2009 23:55 »

Fry:  There's an ebay store up ahead, let's sell the beads! 

Leela:  Great idea! 

Amy:  They're sure to be popular!

Zoidberg:  (dejected): When you sell my beads, you're really selling me....
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #599 on: 03-08-2009 00:01 »

Fry: *sniff* *sniff* What smells like blue?
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