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PEE Poll: Ideas for the title of the next thread. Suggestions will be added, cause I don't like any of the ideas me and BF1221 came up with.
Why? My stupids.
If you guys are done being stupid. I have more...
Did you just say questions are cool? No, we said they're stupid. Cool!

suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #320 on: 01-31-2009 06:07 »

A: So long as there is something jamming up the mechanisms of his leg a la Leela, Amy, and Zapp then yes

Q:Is the Futurama video game a parodox?
x.Bianca.x

Urban Legend
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« Reply #321 on: 01-31-2009 09:28 »

A: No, because when you've finished the game the first time, you only get angry at the game at the end the first time. When you finish it a second time, you see the ending coming.

Q: What else is a paradox?
Jezzem

Urban Legend
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« Reply #322 on: 01-31-2009 10:37 »

A: Two Nudars

Q: What is the normal backround level of doom?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #323 on: 01-31-2009 15:20 »

A: 1/10th the doom exhibited by Hermes' Time paradox duplicate body.

Q:Why did Labarbra leave Barbados Slim for Hermes in the first place?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #324 on: 01-31-2009 20:25 »

A:  Because Hermes is more educated, and Barbados Slim is just a dumb jock.


Q:  While getting gas, what if it had been goth girls who challanged the Planet Express crew to a demolition?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #325 on: 01-31-2009 23:07 »

A: If by gas, you mean dark matter at Momobil, then Leela would have just kicked their asses and flown off.

Q: Why did Leela get so ticked off about being insulted by rednecks?
jbm

Bending Unit
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« Reply #326 on: 01-31-2009 23:58 »

A: Because she doesn't like people with lower socio-economic status.

Q: Is this a reflection of her childhood?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #327 on: 02-01-2009 00:20 »

A: most certainly

Q: Is it likely that Leela will ever learn what really happened during the time skips?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #328 on: 02-01-2009 03:27 »

A: Doubtful.

Q: Would anybody believe Fry if he told them?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #329 on: 02-01-2009 03:44 »

A: Unlikely, as they also don't believe that there were giant brains invading earth, but maybe now that they know nibbler is sentient they might believe Fry.

Q: Why would nibbler being sentient mean that they might believe Fry?
Cinimod

Bending Unit
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« Reply #330 on: 02-01-2009 12:00 »

A: Nibbler would tell them about the brains and so they would know that Fry was telling the truth

Q: Would Nibbler know about the message in the stars?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #331 on: 02-01-2009 16:15 »

A: Probably.

Q: Would Nibbler actually keep his word to help Fry with winning over Leela?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #332 on: 02-01-2009 19:24 »

A:  Think so, yeah.


Q:  If Bender killed all humans, would it be like Death Wish? 
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #333 on: 02-01-2009 19:34 »

A: Idk, but didn't he say that he would kill all humans except fry, or was that only in Leela's coma?

Q: Why hasn't bender followed his prime directive of killing all the humans?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #334 on: 02-02-2009 04:02 »

A: Because it isn't his prime directive, bending is.

Q: Has he gone on a bending spree since the incident with Angelyne?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #335 on: 02-02-2009 04:09 »

A: No, but the killing thing has to be one of the prime directives (not the only one or number one perhaps, but why else would he mutter it in his sleep mode)

Q: When will we learn the fate of the universe?
no9man v2

Bending Unit
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« Reply #336 on: 02-02-2009 14:28 »

A: When the universe ends.

Q: When will it end?
gudbjorg

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #337 on: 02-02-2009 19:21 »

A: When we learn the fate of the universe.

Q: What is the fate of the universe?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #338 on: 02-02-2009 19:46 »

A: Like the World's Fair but bigger.

Q: Where will Fête of the Universe be held?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #339 on: 02-02-2009 20:02 »

A: In the sewers of China.

Q: Is China ok with this?
no9man v2

Bending Unit
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« Reply #340 on: 02-02-2009 20:15 »

A: No hong kong will explode.

Q: Why would hong kong explode?
Cinimod

Bending Unit
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« Reply #341 on: 02-02-2009 22:12 »
« Last Edit on: 02-02-2009 22:15 »

A: Because of the toxic waste in the sewers.

Q:Why would this lead it to explode?

Edit:
A: No, but the killing thing has to be one of the prime directives (not the only one or number one perhaps, but why else would he mutter it in his sleep mode)

Q: When will we learn the fate of the universe?
His two directives in "Birdbot of Ice-Catraz" were :
1. Bend
2. Cheese It!
suss6052

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« Reply #342 on: 02-03-2009 05:54 »

Quote from: Cinimod link=topic=16796.msg1008596#msg1008596 date=1233609129

Edit:
[quote author=suss6052 link=topic=16796.msg1008281#msg1008281 date=1233544182
A: No, but the killing thing has to be one of the prime directives (not the only one or number one perhaps, but why else would he mutter it in his sleep mode)

Q: When will we learn the fate of the universe?
His two directives in "Birdbot of Ice-Catraz" were :
1. Bend
2. Cheese It!
[/quote]

Yes those were his stated directives, however as mentioned in I, Roommate, and in The Beast with a billion backs he also has a built in programmed directive to kill all humans  "Bender: So, hey, Calculon, I know I'm the new guy, and, pardon my ignorance, but when do we kill all humans?"- BWABB
"Bender: (sleep-talking) Kill all humans ... kill all humans ... must kill all the humans."- I, Roomate.

Don't give me this it wasn't in his visor so it wasn't a prime directive, obviously if its been engraved into the sleep mode actions of the robot and he even questions the League of Robots for not living up to their motto.

A:Because the mutants would revolt for having the sewage turn bright enough to see how deformed they really are.

Q: Why would the mutants care that they can now see how hideous they really were?

no9man v2

Bending Unit
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« Reply #343 on: 02-03-2009 13:43 »

Q: Because they now read Vogue.

A: Why would they read Vogue?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #344 on: 02-03-2009 15:24 »

A: Because some one flushed it down the sewer, and now that its bright enough to see how hideous they are they can now read it.

Q: Would Leela take the side of the mutants on the issue of destroying hong kong, or say that the right to life of the citizens of hong kong outweighs their right to the sewer?
totalnerd undercanada

DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #345 on: 02-03-2009 15:51 »

A: Leela would roll her eye and refuse to get involved.

Q: How much would you have to pay Bender to get him involved?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #346 on: 02-03-2009 16:01 »

A:$20 dollars per 5 minutes.

Q: What will Bender do for $20?
no9man v2

Bending Unit
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« Reply #347 on: 02-03-2009 21:19 »

A: Buy cigars or booze.

Q: Which would he buy and if so what brand?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #348 on: 02-04-2009 01:17 »

That was what will he do with the money, which technically does not answer the question, of what will he do if you pay him the money, an acceptable answer would be to help you to do something that he didn't want to do.

A:Obviously he'd buy Pabst Blue Robot, because then none of his meat bag friends could drink it as the metal shavings would make their throats bloody.

Q: What would Amy do if you took her parent's allowance away from her?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #349 on: 02-04-2009 07:05 »

A: She'd go back to her old job for money.

Q: What was her old job?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #350 on: 02-04-2009 07:11 »

A:Being a nude model

Q: For what publication did Amy pose naked?
Jezzem

Urban Legend
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« Reply #351 on: 02-04-2009 10:01 »

A: Playmartian

Q: Why did she stop posing naked?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #352 on: 02-04-2009 13:28 »

A: She left Mars to work as an intern at Planet Express.

Q: Why did she elect to work for the Professor?
no9man v2

Bending Unit
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« Reply #353 on: 02-04-2009 17:43 »

A: Because she got bored of the previous job.

Q: Why did she get bored?
Cinimod

Bending Unit
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« Reply #354 on: 02-04-2009 18:41 »

A: She wanted to work with Martians, not aliens.

Q: Which Aliens did she work with?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #355 on: 02-04-2009 18:42 »

A: The Quizblorgs of Cherriton 4.

Q: Why did she choose to work with this fascinating species?
Cinimod

Bending Unit
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« Reply #356 on: 02-04-2009 19:18 »

A: Because she didn't have to do anything they said because she didn't understand them

Q: How long did she work at her job?
no9man v2

Bending Unit
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« Reply #357 on: 02-04-2009 19:38 »

A: 2 years.

Q: Did amy have any other jobs before P.E.?
Einahpet

Bending Unit
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« Reply #358 on: 02-04-2009 20:42 »

A) ........... No!

Q) Did zoidberg have any friends before he joined planet express?

no9man v2

Bending Unit
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« Reply #359 on: 02-04-2009 21:56 »

A:..........................No.

Q: Will Einahpet ever ask a good question?
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