Attention New New Yorkers - Stop asking so stupid! - Stupid Questions

[Reply #280 on:]

A: Yes they have 2 who disappeared.

Q: Who were their children?

TOTPD!!

[Reply #281 on:]

A: Xathulus and Xathulina.

Q: Where did they disappear to?

[Reply #282 on:]

A: To a small cavern just outside of Atlanta.

Q: Do the children ever miss their parents?

[Reply #283 on:]

A: Never

Q: Who let Kremlin Joe into the us?

[Reply #284 on:]

A: Jack Johnson.

Q: What did his twin, John Jackson, think of this?

[Reply #285 on:]

A: He completely agreed while trying to make it sound as if they disagreed on everything

Q: Did Kremlin Joe let fly with the Nuclear weapons yet?

[Reply #286 on:]

A) Yes. All were killed horribly.

Q) What am I listening to?

[Reply #287 on:]

A: The important question is does anyone care?

Q: Does anyone care?

[Reply #288 on:]

A:) I care because this is spam. Let's please stick to the GAME people!

Q:) What was the #1 hit song on the Billboard Country Chart in the year 3001?

[Reply #289 on:]

A: 372 days by the Mighty Mighty Bosstones.

Q: Why did they become a country band and how did they know the year would end up a week longer?

[Reply #290 on:]

A: Because they though that country music would make a big come back and they didn't the name 365 Days was taken.

Q: Did country music ever make a comeback?

[Reply #291 on:]

A: uh...evidently Didn't you kind of already answer that with your question?

Q: Who else had totally forgotten about the Mighty Mighty Bosstones? But more importantly, where is They Might Be Giants during this time?

[Reply #292 on:]

A: They have actually managed to become giants, consequently they are unable to play conventional sized instruments and therefore disbanded.
 
Q: So, what do "They actually are giants" do with their time?

[Reply #293 on:]

A: They are currently in the process of obtaining a patent to their Giant Accordian

Q: Will this be the first patented giant instrument?

[Reply #294 on:]

A: No, they already patented the Giant Tuba.

Q: Does a giant tuba sound any different that a regular tuba?

[Reply #295 on:]

A: Yes it's much much louder.

Q: Why would anybody want a giant tuba?

[Reply #296 on:]

A: To play in their Colossal Orchestra

Q: Who is the leader of this Colossal Orchestra?

[Reply #297 on:]

A: Spectaculon. The biggest robot in the universe.

Q: Is he actually any good in the orchestra?

[Reply #298 on:]

A: No it takes him too long to move his arms in conducting

Q: How does the orchestra stay on beat?

[Reply #299 on:]

A: it doesn't.

Q: Who would pay to see such an out of tune band?

[Reply #300 on:]

A:  Zoidberg!  Out of tune bands are all he can afford to see.....


Q:  Instead of New York, what if Fry grew up in a farming town in Pennsylvania? 

[Reply #301 on:]

A: He probably would never have made it to the year 3000

Q: How would the 31st century be different?

[Reply #302 on:]

A: Technically, blah blah blah It wouldn't exist.

Q: Who ate all the pies and why?

[Reply #303 on:]

A: Piebot 4000 because pie is just something he LOVES.

Q: What if Piebot rejected pie?

[Reply #304 on:]

A: His head would explode because it would be against his programming.

Q: What happened to Piebot 3000?

[Reply #305 on:]

A:He rejected his programing and decided that instead of eating pie he wanted to work with the number pi and his cpu overloaded and he died

Q: Did mom's friendly robots make these pie bots?

[Reply #306 on:]

A: No, McDonalds Robot Factory did

Q: What was inside the pie bots?

[Reply #307 on:]

A: Ummm, pie. Duh.

Q: What other robods did McDonalds make?

[Reply #308 on:]

A:The Big Macbot

Q: Did they sell any Big Macbots?

[Reply #309 on:]

A: No

Q: Why didn't they sell any Big Macbots?

[Reply #310 on:]

A: Because of the movie Superbot Me

Q: Who made that movie?

[Reply #311 on:]

A:  Moongan Starlock!


Q:  Was Bender in Superbot Me? 

[Reply #312 on:]

A: He could briefly be seen in the background trying to order some booze at a McDonalds

Q: Did he get any?

[Reply #313 on:]

A: No, its a human centric and kid friendly resturant chain therefore no alcohol allowed....

Q: Why is alcohol really prohibited at McDonalds?

[Reply #314 on:]

A: Ronald has a drinking problem.

Q: Why didn't they replace him with a robot?

[Reply #315 on:]

A: Because it was cheaper to socially engineer a man to do the job than to pay for a robot.

Q: Was it just laziness on their part for not wanting to spend the money on a robot?

[Reply #316 on:]

A: Definitely.

Q: Why don't McDonald's sell Bender Burgers (TM) anymore?

[Reply #317 on:]

A: Salmonella

Q: Did anybody know of this salmonella outbreak?

[Reply #318 on:]

A: No, because it was reported as being a problem with the fact that Bender Burgers were made from cats.

Q: Does Bender really love Meat Bags (as in BWABB)?

[Reply #319 on:]

A: Only when he can't be with them

Q: Does Destructor's leg really feel funny?