Attention New New Yorkers - Stop asking so stupid! - Stupid Questions

[Reply #440 on:]

A: It's fun.

Q: How many brainspawn does it take to change a lightbulb?

[Reply #441 on:]

A: infinite because they can't.

Q: Why can't they?

[Reply #442 on:]

A: Because they don't have hands...

Q: Why don't they use their minds to project the energy to change the bulb?

[Reply #443 on:]

A: Because Fry is next to them thinking.

Q: What is he thinking?

[Reply #444 on:]

A: Leela and Amy look good on Wednesdays.

Q: Why Wednesdays?

[Reply #445 on:]

A: Because thats the day they go out for drinks together.
Q: Why do they go out to drinks together?

[Reply #446 on:]

A: Becuase Amy needs Leela around to keep her from getting and "coffee" while Kif is away.

Q: How successful is Leela at this?

[Reply #447 on:]

A: Only partially sucessful, since she keeps getting Jealous of Amy's ability to be with any guy/being she wanted.

Q: Why doesn't Fry try to grow up even just a little bit?

[Reply #448 on:]

A: He does, but it's impossible

Q: Why doesn't Bender ever settle down and get married?

[Reply #449 on:]

A: Because Bender isn't a one Fembot Manbot.

Q: Why doesn't Fry get some sort of operation to help repair his brain?

[Reply #450 on:]

A: He is scared of operations.

Q: Why is he scared of operations?

[Reply #451 on:]

A: Because he is scared of people looking at his organs.

Q: Why does he not like people looking at his organs?

[Reply #452 on:]

A: Because of the incident with the worms.

Q: Why did Leela love the worm infested fry better?

[Reply #453 on:]

A: Because he was stronger, smarter, faster and more attractive.

Q: What if Leela had gotten the worms instead of Fry?

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Then she would have kept them and died.

What if Leela died from eating some tainted ham?

[Reply #455 on:]

This isn't what if

It would have been another bad dream

What caused the dream

[Reply #456 on:]

Eating some tainted ham, it goes with the stupid questions, a stupid question can be in the form of a what if question if so desired.

Who forced Leela to eat the ham?

[Reply #457 on:]

Morbo

Why did he do such a thing

[Reply #458 on:]

Lrrr told him to

Will Bear reach Urban Legend today?

[Reply #459 on:]

If I can make 108 more posts (108!!! Push the button! it's a sign )

Will Books make space pope tomorrow

[Reply #460 on:]

Unlikely

Will Bender ever realize his dream of drifting endlessly throughout the american southwest?

[Reply #461 on:]

I think he could if he rode a bull

Will Amakar ever become ruler of Emperor 9?

[Reply #462 on:]

Yes! He shall be king Purplemonkeydishwasher.

Will suss ever make an interesting answer?

[Reply #463 on:]

Not on your life.

Why won't you ask a decent question?

[Reply #464 on:]

its the STUPID thread

when will we have a smart thread

[Reply #465 on:]

When you stop asking stupid questions.

Who should Fry date next?

[Reply #466 on:]

Radiator woman's sister

Who did she date before?

[Reply #467 on:]

A: Lrrr (but don't tell Ndnd)

Q: Why did Lrrr date Radiator womans sister?

[Reply #468 on:]

A: She was hot! (get it )

Q: Will Ndnd ever find out?

[Reply #469 on:]

A: She already did, radiator woman's sister is the one who liked lilacs

Q: Who is Morbo dating on the side?

[Reply #470 on:]

A: Morbo is rumoured to be hooking up with Mrs Wong ( )

Q: How did they meet?

[Reply #471 on:]

A: When morbo was at uni?

Q: Why would Morbo want to date Mrs Wong?

[Reply #472 on:]

A: He likes slanty eyes.

Q: Where did Morbo and Mrs Wong go to school?

[Reply #473 on:]

A: Io (it's one of jupiter's moons) S.P.* secondary school

Q: What did they study?

*Space Pope Religion

[Reply #474 on:]

A: How to conquer species and take over planets

Q: Is Mrs Wong ever going to use her schooling knowledge?

[Reply #475 on:]

A: She already is part owner of 50% of mars and uses her training to control Mr Wong.

Q: Why does Mr Wong put up with her?

[Reply #476 on:]

A: Because she owns 50% of Mars (thats the first time i've ever seriously used that smiley)

Q: Will she ever sell it?

[Reply #477 on:]

A:But he's the one that owns 50% of mars, not her. It was his prized buggalo herd that was stolen, therefore she wanted a divorce. It isn't hers to sell.

Q:Why would assume that she owned 50% of mars?

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A: Conjugal rights.

Q: Who owns the other 50%?

[Reply #479 on:]

A:The Mars Ecological society, but they were thinking of selling out to the Wongs.
Q: Why would they sell out to the Wongs?