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PEE Poll: Ideas for the title of the next thread. Suggestions will be added, cause I don't like any of the ideas me and BF1221 came up with.
Why? My stupids.
If you guys are done being stupid. I have more...
Did you just say questions are cool? No, we said they're stupid. Cool!

KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #160 on: 01-01-2009 01:04 »

A:  $1000!


Q:  Who would be a better girlfriend for Zapp?  Michelle or Morgan Proctor? 
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #161 on: 01-01-2009 02:33 »

A: Morgan, she'll teach Zapp her ways of wisdom....oh God, what have I done?

Q: Would Fry ever marry Lela? (That is a very stupid question)
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #162 on: 01-01-2009 04:29 »

A: I think the answer is "Yes"

Q: But would Leela ever marry Fry?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #163 on: 01-01-2009 14:20 »

A: If you give her time, her blindness will be no more.

Q: Will Amy ever love Zoidberg?
Pizza_DUDE
Crustacean
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« Reply #164 on: 01-01-2009 16:09 »

A: No

Q: Will anyone ever love Zoidberg?
My Own Grandpa

Crustacean
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« Reply #165 on: 01-01-2009 18:06 »

A: No

Q: How did this get proved?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #166 on: 01-01-2009 22:12 »

A: With a spoon, why not?

Q: How did a spoon help prove it?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #167 on: 01-02-2009 10:16 »

A: It helped confusingly.

Q: How confusingly?
Pizza_DUDE
Crustacean
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« Reply #168 on: 01-02-2009 13:47 »

A: Like a green snake up a sugar cane.

Q: Why did the green snake go up the sugar cane?
zoidberg770

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #169 on: 01-02-2009 15:24 »

A: It was a race against all the other green snakes

Q: Why did the Green Snake race up the sugar cane
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #170 on: 01-02-2009 17:32 »

A: Because there was a mongoose at the bottom.

Q: Did any of the snakes get away?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #171 on: 01-02-2009 17:55 »

A: No, the mongooses ate them.

Q: What then happened to the mongooses?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #172 on: 01-04-2009 17:48 »

A: They moved to Las Vegas to learn the art of card dealing.

Q: What casino do they now work at?
zoidberg770

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #173 on: 01-05-2009 23:09 »

Q: They opened there own 'Mongoose' Casino

A: What is this Casino's name?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #174 on: 01-05-2009 23:10 »

A: Crazy Steve's Mongoose Emporium and Casino

Q: Who is Crazy Steve?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #175 on: 01-06-2009 00:34 »

A: Crazy Steve is That Guy!


Q:  How would the PE Crew be able to handle video game villains? 
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #176 on: 01-06-2009 01:10 »

A: Fry would take care of it.

Q: Which villain gave him the most trouble?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #177 on: 01-06-2009 02:37 »

A: The one with the clamps

Q: How would Fry take care of it?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #178 on: 01-06-2009 04:36 »

A: He'd ask Leela to do it for him.

Q: How would Leela take care of it?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #179 on: 01-07-2009 18:29 »

A: She'd weld his clamps together.

Q: What if Fry became evil?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #180 on: 01-08-2009 19:09 »

A:  Then he'll get back together with Michelle and join Zapp!


Q:  What would the Anihilator say if Zapp, Leela, and Amy crawled into his arm and not his leg? 
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #181 on: 01-08-2009 19:23 »

A: My arm feels funny. (That was Destructor not Anihilator, there is no such thing as Anihilator)

Q: What would Fry have to do before Leela would finally admit that she loved him more than just as a friend?
Books

Near Death Star Inhabitant
Urban Legend
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« Reply #182 on: 01-08-2009 19:34 »

I watched A Bicyclops Build For Two during breakfast today.
gudbjorg

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #183 on: 01-09-2009 10:45 »

Nice try Books.

A: Destroy nature's act.

Q: How did A Bicyclops Built for Two begin?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #184 on: 01-09-2009 17:11 »

A: Farnsworth: Good news, everyone! Several years ago I tried to log on to AOL, and it just went through. Whee! We're online!

Q: Why did it take several years to log on to AOL?
Books

Near Death Star Inhabitant
Urban Legend
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« Reply #185 on: 01-09-2009 17:18 »

Avoid surprising bears at close distance, look for signs of bears and make plenty of noise.
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #186 on: 01-09-2009 17:24 »

Q: Why did it take several years to log on to AOL?

A: Cause they were too busy looking for signs of bears and making plenty of noise.

Q: Does the same rule apply for surprising bigfeet/foots?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #187 on: 01-09-2009 17:28 »

A: Surprisingly No, since no one had proof of the existence of Bigfoot, there was no need to wait several years seeking them out before logging on to AOL.

Q: What is the best method to get online in the 30th century?
My Own Grandpa

Crustacean
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« Reply #188 on: 01-09-2009 22:13 »

A: Find a really old computer, travel back to the 23rd century, log on, then come back to the present to find that it went through.

Q: Why is AOL still so slow after a thousand years of development?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #189 on: 01-09-2009 22:18 »

A: Because instead of investing in the architecture to make the AOL network faster they spent it all on beer and hookers.

Q: Why did AOL spend all of its development budget on beer and hookers?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #190 on: 01-10-2009 03:21 »

A: What else would they put it in?

Q: Did anybody object to putting all that money into beer and hookers?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #191 on: 01-10-2009 04:03 »

A: Only the Dutch users?

Q: Why did they object.
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #192 on: 01-10-2009 04:08 »

A: Because they thought it should have gone towards providing a better service

Q: Why didn't they just switch to a provider that could give them better service?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #193 on: 01-10-2009 08:33 »

A: There's far more fun things to do in Holland.

Q: What is the most popular activity in 31st century Holland?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #194 on: 01-10-2009 09:06 »

A: Drugs, no wait thats only among tourists, the actual most popular activity in the 31st century is fleecing all the tourists of all their money, making fun of them as they stumble around....

Q: Why is it so popular to treat the tourists in this way?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #195 on: 01-10-2009 16:58 »

A: Treating the local raccoon's this way wasn't as fun.

Q: Why wasn't it as fun?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #196 on: 01-10-2009 17:22 »

A: because it wasn't as profitable.

Q: Why isn't it as profitable?
Xanderz

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #197 on: 01-10-2009 19:24 »

A: Because the raccoon's weird currency was no good there.

Q: What was wrong with the currency?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #198 on: 01-10-2009 19:28 »

A: it was worth a fraction of the Earthican dollar.

Q:What fraction of the Earthican dollar?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #199 on: 01-11-2009 03:27 »

A: 867407/57390676438t

Q: Why is the fraction so weird?
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