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PEE Poll: Ideas for the title of the next thread. Suggestions will be added, cause I don't like any of the ideas me and BF1221 came up with.
Why? My stupids.
If you guys are done being stupid. I have more...
Did you just say questions are cool? No, we said they're stupid. Cool!

Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« #80 : 11-12-2008 17:31 »

A: No, hes a roughneck

Q: What if Scruffy lived with Bender and Fry?
(king of the page)
no.9 man

Bending Unit
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« #81 : 11-12-2008 21:38 »

A: Scruffy would live in the tiny closet with bender.

Q: Why would he do this?
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« #82 : 11-12-2008 23:26 »

A: He's a robosexual.

Q: At what age did Scruffy become a robosexual?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« #83 : 11-13-2008 00:04 »

A: Age 9.

Q: Is it normal to realize that you are a robosexual at that young?
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« #84 : 11-13-2008 01:15 »
« : 11-13-2008 14:57 »

A: Absolutely, its the ones who find out when their 20 and go crazy and start raping robots.

Q: Are robots scared of robosexual rapists?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #85 : 11-13-2008 01:53 »

A: Not at all.

Q: Should they be?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« #86 : 11-13-2008 04:07 »

A: No.

Q: Why not?
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« #87 : 11-13-2008 15:01 »

A: Most robots aren't robosexual user friendly.

Q: What makes a robot robosexual user friendly?
human horn

Bending Unit
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« #88 : 11-13-2008 15:28 »

A: The Metric System

Q:  So, is this why Calculon's girlfriend on ALL MY CIRCUITS was converted?
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« #89 : 11-13-2008 16:38 »

A: Mostly yes

Q: What makes a human robosexual user friendly?
I.C. Weiner

Bending Unit
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« #90 : 11-18-2008 07:44 »

A: A serial port.

Q: Do brain slugs get smarter after a meal and if so does that make them a target for cannibalism?
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« #91 : 11-20-2008 22:18 »

A:Yes, Absolutely.

Q: How many brain slugs tend to be in a brain slug litter after the mother brain slug gives birth?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« #92 : 11-21-2008 02:11 »

A: 2.27.

Q: How can you have .27 brain slugs?
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« #93 : 11-21-2008 18:32 »
« : 11-21-2008 18:33 »

A: The strong survive, the .27 of a brain slug(the runt) dies. :laff:

Q: Can brain slugs be different colors?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« #94 : 11-22-2008 22:05 »

A:  They come in red, yellow, blue, green, purple, orange, indigo, and violet!  All the colors of the rainbow!


Q:  How did Fry's wounds heal so fast being wrapped around in leaves? 
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #95 : 11-22-2008 23:45 »

A: Wizards.

Q: Why does everyone always blame the wizards?
Xanderz

Delivery Boy
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« #96 : 11-23-2008 00:43 »
« : 11-23-2008 00:44 »

A: Because they are so silly. See wizards in Magical Mystery Tour here
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Q: What makes Morbo get out of bed ever morning ?
crimsonbanana

Crustacean
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« #97 : 11-23-2008 08:08 »

A: Breakfast

Q: What does Morbo eat for breakfast?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« #98 : 11-23-2008 09:08 »

A: A small human child, some wheaties and a glass of milk.

Q: What does Morbo eat for lunch?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« #99 : 11-23-2008 16:40 »

A: A fat human child, fries and a diet Mr. Pibb.

Q: What does Morbo eat for dinner?
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« #100 : 11-23-2008 16:57 »
« : 11-23-2008 17:02 »

A: A whole hyper chicken with a side of small child with a cup of the finest wine.

 Q: What does Morbo eat for a late snack occasionaly.   
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #101 : 11-23-2008 20:36 »

A: Pop tarts (small child filling).

Q: What other flavours of pop tarts are available to cater for Earth's alien population?
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« #102 : 11-23-2008 20:59 »

A: Large child filling, baby filling, oily teen filling, pasty adult filling, obese middle aged women filling, and large man filling.

Q: What is the favored pop tart filling amongst the alians?
Futurama Llama

Starship Captain
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« #103 : 11-25-2008 00:37 »

*ahem* Yes, yes, quite...

A: The aliens seem to prefer the obese, middle-aged woman flavor. It inflates their sensual sacs, leading to an increase in the "horizontal monster mash". (Don't ask how, it just does)

Q: I'll ask. How does the obese, middle-aged woman flavor act as such a potent aphrodisiac?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« #104 : 11-27-2008 21:36 »

A:  It makes you feel really old and young at the same time!


Q:  Why didn't Leela use a magnet to get the keys to the shock collar? 
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« #105 : 11-28-2008 02:57 »

A: Hermes had the keys, just not the authority to use them.

Q: Why did they give Zoidberg authority over the collar?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« #106 : 11-28-2008 04:47 »

A: Because he was the staff doctor

Q: Why didn't the professor hire a competent human doctor?
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« #107 : 11-28-2008 18:21 »

A: Zoidberg has been a long time friend to the professor and he felt bad for him.

Q: Why is Zoidberg such an incompetent doctor?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« #108 : 12-01-2008 17:50 »

A:  Not very well trained or educated.


Q:  How come Zoidberg didn't show the PE Crew any survival tips when they were homeless in BBS? 
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #109 : 12-01-2008 18:10 »

A: He didn't want them in his dumpster.

Q: Besides eating garbage, what other homelessness survival tips does Zoidberg know?
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« #110 : 12-01-2008 22:12 »

A: After eating all the garbage in a dumpster, stay in the dumpster to keep warm. At least until you need to eat again, dumpster hopping can keep you full of garbage and warm.

Q: What is another homeless survival tip zoidberg knows?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« #111 : 12-02-2008 16:56 »

A: He can make clothing out of rat fur and owl feathers

Q: Does anyone else make or wear similar clothing?
Cinimod

Bending Unit
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« #112 : 12-02-2008 17:33 »

A: Zapp Brannigan (It's not real velour)

Q:Why does Zapp Branigan like velour so much?
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« #113 : 12-03-2008 17:09 »

A: It turns him on.

Q: Why does velour turn him on?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« #114 : 12-03-2008 18:10 »

A:  It reminds him of a woman.


Q:  If the Futurama characters replaced the cast of House, who would play who?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #115 : 12-05-2008 15:58 »

A: Fry = Cameron

Q: How f*!ked up is that?
Smarty

Professor
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« #116 : 12-06-2008 04:07 »

A: Very

Q: How many lives would Fry save if he were on House?
robertojamison

Bending Unit
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« #117 : 12-06-2008 14:05 »

A: Zero,  he will probably kill many simply by tripping over the power cords of their ventilators.

Q: If Fry was to make his live action debut on House, who would you want to play fry?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« #118 : 12-07-2008 00:18 »

A:  Jim Carrey,  and Fry would be Wilson.


Q:  SInce Ignar is the Professor's son, does that mean he's related to Fry? 
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« #119 : 12-07-2008 00:50 »

A: Yes.

Q: What did Cubert do when he found out about Ignar?
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