Attention New New Yorkers - Stop asking so stupid! - Stupid Questions

[Reply #120 on:]

A: He came up with a complicated reasoning as to how thats impossible.

Q: What was his reasoning?

[Reply #121 on:]

A: Something to do with the Professor looking about 57 years old in the BG flashback from 30-odd years earlier.

Q: Why did Farnsworth age so little between 57 and 130ish and then so much in the next 30 years?

[Reply #122 on:]

A: He was on steroids.

Q: What were some of the lasting harmful effects to the professor?

[Reply #123 on:]

A: Wandering Bladder

Q: What made him decide to remove his own brain?

[Reply #124 on:]

A: It was the only intelligent brain he could get permission to remove.

Q: Who has turned down a Farnsworth offer to remove their brain? (There may be many more than one, I'm sure)

[Reply #125 on:]

A:  The other Planet Express crew.


Q:  Are Fry and Bender more like Laurel and Hardy or Abbott and Costello? 

[Reply #126 on:]

A: Abbot and Costello...

Q: Who would score higher on an IQ test....Fry or Amy?

[Reply #127 on:]

A: Amy. Well, Fry still is a proprietor of a Coney Island Community College diploma

Q: Who would be a better Dungeon Master (as in D&D), Amy or Leela ?

[Reply #128 on:]

A: Leela, she's better at screwing with people.

Q: Who would more likely become a WOW addict, Fry or Bender?

[Reply #129 on:]

A: Fry, until his eyes would bleed

Q: What's zoidberg's favorite game?

[Reply #130 on:]

A: The "operation" board game

Q: What is at the top of Frys x-mas wish list?

[Reply #131 on:]

A:  Knowing him, probably a video game system


Q:  What would a Futurama parody of The Ring be like? 

[Reply #132 on:]

A: I think hilarious.... Fry as Frodo, Professor as Gandolf, Zoidberg as Gollum.....lol

Q: If Fry became President of the World...what would his first act be...?

[Reply #133 on:]

A# to make slurm free
(he becomes tentacle pope of the world, that count?)
Q# if zoidberg became rich (actually rich, not just "300 big boys") what would he buy?

[Reply #134 on:]

A: He'd totally go overboard, buy Planet Express, and try to run it. Then he would buy about three trucks full of food. He then would decide to make some renovations...

Q: What renovations would he make to Planet Express?

[Reply #135 on:]

A: He'd change the angry dome for a start.

Q: What would he change the angry dome into?

[Reply #136 on:]

A:  The screaming dome of silence!


Q:  Which character is more likely to get accused of a crime they didn't commit? 

[Reply #137 on:]

A: Fry

Q: What exactly would he be accused of?

[Reply #138 on:]

A: Blowing up Ceres.

Q: Who did do it?

[Reply #139 on:]

A: Who else--Scruffy.

Q: Why would Scruffy frame Fry?

[Reply #140 on:]

A: He is envious of Fry's hair.

Q: Why is he envious of Fry's hair?

[Reply #141 on:]

A: Only descendants of Fry have double-horned hair.

Q: How does Scruffy know that only descendants of Fry have that hair?

[Reply #142 on:]

A: He read it in a colum in one of his porno magazines.

Q: What was the name of the porn magazine?

[Reply #143 on:]

A: Lust in Space

Q: Whats the name of scruffys favorite porn star?

[Reply #144 on:]

A: Space Skank

Q: Why is she his favorite?

[Reply #145 on:]

A: Because she has the biggest juggs of all the porns stars.

Q: Who is Scruffy's least favorite porn star?

[Reply #146 on:]

A: Attila the buns.

Q: Why is she his favorite?

[Reply #147 on:]

A: Because she has the biggest juggs of all the porns stars.

Q: Who is Scruffy's least favorite porn star?

This was your 2000th post.

[Reply #148 on:]

Yup it was.

A: She is his least favorite because she is part energy being.

Q: Whats the problem with being part energy being?

[Reply #149 on:]

A: They do not have a mouth.

Q: Why does this bother Scruffy?

[Reply #150 on:]

A: Because Scruffy likes to admire people's mouths when they talk

Q: Why doesn't he like to admire any other body part?

[Reply #151 on:]

A:  That's the only body part worthy of Scruffy.


Q:  What if Fry was in a boxing match with.......Peter Griffin?!   

[Reply #152 on:]

A: Fry would win.

Q: How would Fry win?

[Reply #153 on:]

A: He would out-stupid him and distract him long enough to knock him out.

Q: What did he do to distract him?

[Reply #154 on:]

A: Sing "Walking On Sunshine", then while Peter was distracted with the cutaway gag for the song, Fry would nail him.

Q: How did the fight start?

[Reply #155 on:]

A: Peter laughed at Fry because he had fallen over and cried- and fry found that offensive

Q: Who stopped the fight?

[Reply #156 on:]

A: Leela

Q: What did Leela do after the fight?

[Reply #157 on:]

A: Buy Fry a drink for punching their competition.

Q: Where did they go?

[Reply #158 on:]

A: The Hip Joint.

Q: What happened to Peter's limp body after Fry and Leela left?

[Reply #159 on:]

A: Bender came and sold it to a pawn shop while Peter was still knocked out.

Q: How much money did Bender get for it?