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Nerdlinger Q&A   -1 (33.3%)
Attention New New Yorkers - stop asking so stupid!   -2 (66.7%)
Other   -0 (0%)
Total Voters: 3

Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #520 on: 08-18-2008 16:05 »
« Last Edit on: 08-18-2008 16:05 »

A: That you were an ugly bastard the doesn't deserve shkler because you would be try shklim.

Q: How would you betray shklim?

TOTPD

ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #521 on: 08-18-2008 17:08 »

A: By dating another Yivo from another reality that includes shklis universe.

Q: What would happen if these two Yivos met?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #522 on: 08-18-2008 22:28 »

A: Epic battle to the death.

Q: Who would win?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #523 on: 08-19-2008 04:23 »

A: Neither. They'd realize they're too alike and send me back home.

Q: Other than Leela, who would Fry's next love be and would Leela be jealous?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #524 on: 08-19-2008 22:48 »

A: If the current trend of nutjobs continues I'd say....some girl that seems really nice but is secretly planning to kill him. Also yes Leela would be jealous.

Q: What would Leela do about it?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #525 on: 08-20-2008 10:47 »

A: She would finally snap and kill Fry and the other girl.

Q: What would she do with Fry's body?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #526 on: 08-20-2008 11:18 »

A: "This isn't the productive area of discussion."

Q: Henry Kissenger quoute aside, would she really do what I was thinking? (Hump it, that is)
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #527 on: 08-20-2008 11:25 »

A: Quite probably.

Q: what were you thinking?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #528 on: 08-20-2008 12:38 »
« Last Edit on: 08-20-2008 12:38 »

A: I wish I knew.

Q: When will we get the All My Circuits episodes?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #529 on: 08-20-2008 13:41 »

A: When pigs fly.

Q; When will pigs fly?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #530 on: 08-20-2008 13:53 »

A: 2009, I hope.

Q: Why do you think I like All My Circuits?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #531 on: 08-22-2008 19:05 »

A: Because you secretly want to be a robot.

Q: Who else secretly wants to be a robot?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #532 on: 08-22-2008 21:23 »

A: Almost everybody.

Q: Who secretly doesn't want to be a robot?
winna

Avatar Czar
DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #533 on: 08-22-2008 21:26 »

A: Me.  Because I don't trust machines, because they are not, never have been, and never ever will be trustworthy.  They're dangerous and they remain a major threat to humanity.

Q: What's your favorite ep of Futurama, mate?
Frisco17

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« Reply #534 on: 08-22-2008 21:28 »

A: AOI1. Sex, violence, and a giant Bender. What more could you want.

Q: What's the worst one?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #535 on: 08-23-2008 12:21 »

A: NONE OF THEM! But BBS was disappointing.

QB: What episode would you say was mediocre?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #536 on: 08-23-2008 15:51 »

A: Cryonic Woman.

Q: Why are we asking about favorite and mediocre episodes?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #537 on: 08-23-2008 17:33 »

A: The law of diminishing stupidity has come into effect.

Q: What techniques exist to increase stupidity?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #538 on: 08-24-2008 02:07 »

A: Repeatedly beating people over the head with shovels or calling on the brain spawn.

Q: Why would you want to increase stupidity?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #539 on: 08-24-2008 22:29 »

A: Because it's funny!

Q: Who was the most famous person that made stupidity funny?
Kryten

Space Pope
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« Reply #540 on: 08-25-2008 02:43 »

A: Because it's funny!

Q: Who was the most famous person that made stupidity funny?

A: [Insert obvious George W. Bush joke]
Q: How did Gore get on the 500$ bill if he never served as president, anyway?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #541 on: 08-25-2008 18:53 »

A: Gluh, he was 1st emperor of the moon

Q: Who is the current emperor of the moon?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #542 on: 08-25-2008 19:47 »

A: Bannakaffalatta.

Q: How does one become emperor of the moon?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #543 on: 08-25-2008 20:09 »

A: In a karaoke contest

Q: What song did gore sing to become emperor?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #544 on: 08-25-2008 20:33 »

A: It's getting hot in herre by Nelly.

A: What others songs have been sung that caused the singer to win?

dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #545 on: 08-25-2008 22:06 »

A: William Shatner as Eminem singing I'm The Real Slim Shady

Q: Why his he so good in the future?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #546 on: 08-25-2008 22:25 »

A: He's not. In fact he was banished from the Earth for being in Star Trek.

Q: What other shows were forbidden?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #547 on: 08-26-2008 00:57 »

A: Futurama. Too Futuristic.

Q: Why would they do that?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #548 on: 08-26-2008 19:38 »

A: They like prehistoric shows.

Q: What is their favorite prehistoric show?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #549 on: 08-26-2008 22:08 »

A: The Jetsons

Q: Does that even make sense?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #550 on: 08-26-2008 22:14 »

A: It makes about as much sense as why the concept of wuv confuses and infuriates Lrrr.

Q: Does Lrrr have any pets?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #551 on: 08-26-2008 22:19 »

Damn you, P22L! I miss the old days when you didn't know if someone had posted while you were typing.

Now I have to come up with a new answer.

A: He's particularly fond of llamas and beavers and keeps several in his menagerie.

Q: Why does he like llamas and beavers?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #552 on: 08-26-2008 22:23 »

A: L and B are his favorite letters.

Q: What is his favorite animal of the letter T?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #553 on: 08-26-2008 22:39 »

A: Tigers.

Q: Why does he like them?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #554 on: 08-26-2008 23:23 »

A: Tigers are fierce and orange and black look good together.

Q: Does Lrrr like lions??
Smarty

Professor
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« Reply #555 on: 08-27-2008 04:23 »

A: Yes. For brunch.

Q: What show from the late 20th century/21st century do you think Lrrr would be mad with and destroy Earth for?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #556 on: 08-27-2008 13:57 »

A: Family Guy and Two and a Half Men

Q: Is there any particular reason for hating these shows?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #557 on: 08-27-2008 14:14 »

A: Yes but they aren't very good reasons.

Q: What are the reasons?
BenderīsRevenge

Bending Unit
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« Reply #558 on: 08-27-2008 15:38 »

A: Poached story lines from the Simpsons and Charlie Sheen respectively.  Come to think of it, those are good reasons...

Q: What did Charlie Sheen's head say to Seth MacFarlen's head?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #559 on: 08-27-2008 17:07 »

A: A mumbled blurb of curses.

Q: How did Seth MacFarlen's head respond?
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