"Stupider? These questions are as lousy as they are brillliant." - Stupid Questions

[Reply #520 on:]

A: That you were an ugly bastard the doesn't deserve shkler because you would be try shklim.

Q: How would you betray shklim?

TOTPD

[Reply #521 on:]

A: By dating another Yivo from another reality that includes shklis universe.

Q: What would happen if these two Yivos met?

[Reply #522 on:]

A: Epic battle to the death.

Q: Who would win?

[Reply #523 on:]

A: Neither. They'd realize they're too alike and send me back home.

Q: Other than Leela, who would Fry's next love be and would Leela be jealous?

[Reply #524 on:]

A: If the current trend of nutjobs continues I'd say....some girl that seems really nice but is secretly planning to kill him. Also yes Leela would be jealous.

Q: What would Leela do about it?

[Reply #525 on:]

A: She would finally snap and kill Fry and the other girl.

Q: What would she do with Fry's body?

[Reply #526 on:]

A: "This isn't the productive area of discussion."

Q: Henry Kissenger quoute aside, would she really do what I was thinking? (Hump it, that is)

[Reply #527 on:]

A: Quite probably.

Q: what were you thinking?

[Reply #528 on:]

A: I wish I knew.

Q: When will we get the All My Circuits episodes?

[Reply #529 on:]

A: When pigs fly.

Q; When will pigs fly?

[Reply #530 on:]

A: 2009, I hope.

Q: Why do you think I like All My Circuits?

[Reply #531 on:]

A: Because you secretly want to be a robot.

Q: Who else secretly wants to be a robot?

[Reply #532 on:]

A: Almost everybody.

Q: Who secretly doesn't want to be a robot?

[Reply #533 on:]

A: Me.  Because I don't trust machines, because they are not, never have been, and never ever will be trustworthy.  They're dangerous and they remain a major threat to humanity.

Q: What's your favorite ep of Futurama, mate?

[Reply #534 on:]

A: AOI1. Sex, violence, and a giant Bender. What more could you want.

Q: What's the worst one?

[Reply #535 on:]

A: NONE OF THEM! But BBS was disappointing.

QB: What episode would you say was mediocre?

[Reply #536 on:]

A: Cryonic Woman.

Q: Why are we asking about favorite and mediocre episodes?

[Reply #537 on:]

A: The law of diminishing stupidity has come into effect.

Q: What techniques exist to increase stupidity?

[Reply #538 on:]

A: Repeatedly beating people over the head with shovels or calling on the brain spawn.

Q: Why would you want to increase stupidity?

[Reply #539 on:]

A: Because it's funny!

Q: Who was the most famous person that made stupidity funny?

[Reply #540 on:]

A: Because it's funny!

Q: Who was the most famous person that made stupidity funny?

A: [Insert obvious George W. Bush joke]
Q: How did Gore get on the 500$ bill if he never served as president, anyway?

[Reply #541 on:]

A: Gluh, he was 1st emperor of the moon

Q: Who is the current emperor of the moon?

[Reply #542 on:]

A: Bannakaffalatta.

Q: How does one become emperor of the moon?

[Reply #543 on:]

A: In a karaoke contest

Q: What song did gore sing to become emperor?

[Reply #544 on:]

A: It's getting hot in herre by Nelly.

A: What others songs have been sung that caused the singer to win?

[Reply #545 on:]

A: William Shatner as Eminem singing I'm The Real Slim Shady

Q: Why his he so good in the future?

[Reply #546 on:]

A: He's not. In fact he was banished from the Earth for being in Star Trek.

Q: What other shows were forbidden?

[Reply #547 on:]

A: Futurama. Too Futuristic.

Q: Why would they do that?

[Reply #548 on:]

A: They like prehistoric shows.

Q: What is their favorite prehistoric show?

[Reply #549 on:]

A: The Jetsons

Q: Does that even make sense?

[Reply #550 on:]

A: It makes about as much sense as why the concept of wuv confuses and infuriates Lrrr.

Q: Does Lrrr have any pets?

[Reply #551 on:]

Damn you, P22L! I miss the old days when you didn't know if someone had posted while you were typing.

Now I have to come up with a new answer.

A: He's particularly fond of llamas and beavers and keeps several in his menagerie.

Q: Why does he like llamas and beavers?

[Reply #552 on:]

A: L and B are his favorite letters.

Q: What is his favorite animal of the letter T?

[Reply #553 on:]

A: Tigers.

Q: Why does he like them?

[Reply #554 on:]

A: Tigers are fierce and orange and black look good together.

Q: Does Lrrr like lions??

[Reply #555 on:]

A: Yes. For brunch.

Q: What show from the late 20th century/21st century do you think Lrrr would be mad with and destroy Earth for?

[Reply #556 on:]

A: Family Guy and Two and a Half Men

Q: Is there any particular reason for hating these shows?

[Reply #557 on:]

A: Yes but they aren't very good reasons.

Q: What are the reasons?

[Reply #558 on:]

A: Poached story lines from the Simpsons and Charlie Sheen respectively.  Come to think of it, those are good reasons...

Q: What did Charlie Sheen's head say to Seth MacFarlen's head?

[Reply #559 on:]

A: A mumbled blurb of curses.

Q: How did Seth MacFarlen's head respond?