"Stupider? These questions are as lousy as they are brillliant." - Stupid Questions

[Reply #640 on:]

Yes, that is the question.

[Reply #641 on:]

Lets get back to the thread.

Q: What if Leela was in love with Bender?

[Reply #642 on:]

How dare you dare yourself.

A: (Strangely enough, before I found out about Futurama returning, I thought of an episode where this happens.) They would go out to dinner, nothing serious sinse Bender's a robot, Fry would be jealous and try winning her over, Zapp would make a cameo, and Leela hugs Bender at the end of their relationship and Leela goes out to a meat shop with Nibbler.

Q: Is that idea either:
1. Good
2. Bad
3. Bad, but Zapp's cameo the good part of it?

[Reply #643 on:]

A: You don't allow for enough possibilities with your question; it's a decent idea.

Q: Since Bender is a robot, what will be the legal percussions toward him after he rapes Leela?

[Reply #644 on:]

STOP WITH THE DAMN RAPISM! Even Hedonism Bot doesn't talk about rape as much as you do!

A: First, Bender learns alot from his relationship with Leela that sex isn't everything and that it wasn't all a love relationship.

BQ: What way(s) will Fry try to Win Leela? AND NO RAPE!

[Reply #645 on:]

A: By not raping her.  Also, maybe something with a diamond scrunchy.

Q: What are the legal repercussions for raping murdering a robot in the Futurama universe?

[Reply #646 on:]

A: You'd have to pay the 30 bucks to replace him

Q: How did supposedly inanimate objects like robots gain the right to vote?

[Reply #647 on:]

A: The same time they had a voice...box

CQ: When did they get the voice box and why?

And for God sake, NO RAPE FOR THE REASON WHY!

[Reply #648 on:]

A: Mom gave them the voice box so that they could demand that she was overlord of earth (See 0214)

Q: If Fry was a robot who would he go out with? Angeline perhaps

[Reply #649 on:]

A: The Stripper with the big exhaust fan

Q: If Bender was human, who would he date?

[Reply #650 on:]

A: Everyone

Q: Where would Bender take his human dates?

[Reply #651 on:]

A: Denny's

Q: Why Denny's?

[Reply #652 on:]

A: Because he's banned at Perkins, Red Lobster, Olive garden, Applebees, Bennigan's, McDonalds, Burger King, Wendy's, Arby's, Taco Bell, Piza Hut, Dominos, and TGI Fridays

Q: What did he do to get banned from several restaurant chains

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A: For raping the staff members.

Q: How many robots does it take to build a ladder to heaven?

[Reply #654 on:]

A:  thousands and thousands!


Q:  How long would it take for Nibbler to say his real name?

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A: 2 Nibblonian hours.

Q: How long is a Nibblonian hour?

[Reply #656 on:]

A: 64,000 years.

Q: Why are their names so long?

[Reply #657 on:]

A: Because they don't want any other species learning how to speak their ancient language.

Q: Why don't they want any species to learn their language?

[Reply #658 on:]

A: They enjoy making people suspicious about the contents of their bags when they are on trains.

Q: Is there any reason to be suspicious of the contents of a Nibblonian's bag?

[Reply #659 on:]

A: There are many, but people never think on them.

Q: What are some of the reasons to be suspicious?

[Reply #660 on:]

A: Most of the items in the bag look suspiciously like tools for carrying demented sexual acts.

Q: What's a Nibblonian's favorite disturbing sexual accessory?

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A: The snuggle dildo

Q: How does a snuggle dildo work?

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A: Nobody has seen one and lived to tell about it.

Q: What happened to them all?

[Reply #663 on:]

A: Anyone who owned one was executed during the years of sex toy prohibition. The toys were also destroyed.

Q: What prompted the prohibition of sex toys?

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A: The Hedonian Wars.

Q: Was Hedonismbot involved in this?

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A: Hedonismbot was assembled to lead the army of the hedonists....

Q: Were the wars bloody and violent, or merely sexual in nature?

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A: They were sexually violent

Q: Who won these sex wars?

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A: No one can really tell, when they all came too the morning after the battle everyone was soaked in a mixture of blood and other bodily fluids.... Some suspect that their minds were wiped by the nibblonians (eternians)

Q: Why would such a gloriously sexual and violent war be wiped from conscious thought?

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A:  So nobody would remember.......the horror!   


Q:  Is Fry a figurehead compared to Bender? 

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A: Bender's brain was created by the great minds of 2997. However, human liquor has ruined part of his brain but he's still smarter than Fry.

Q: How did Fry make his own brain?

[Reply #670 on:]

A. He grew it using Slug mucus.

Q. Which slug would the mucus come from?

[Reply #671 on:]

A: Neptunian Slug.

Q: Green or purple?

[Reply #672 on:]

A: Purple. That's how it causes the diarrhea.

Q: Where in Neptune can you find the original slugs and when were they found?

[Reply #673 on:]

A:  On Enutpen!  The captial of Neptune!


Q:  If the PE Crew raced go-karts, who would lose? 

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A: EVERYONE would come in last except Scruffy. (assuming Scruffy counts as part of the crew)

Q: How did Scruffy win?

[Reply #675 on:]

A: He detuned their karts between bouts of pretending to work and reading his magazines, you know the ones I mean....

Q: Why would Scruffy cheat at go-karting?

[Reply #676 on:]

A: It's his secret passion.

Q: Why does he love it so much?

[Reply #677 on:]

A: He's secretly a robot and has a deep, fiery, sexual desires for go-karts.

Q: What else does Scruffy have deep, fiery, sexual desires for?

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A: The Professor's inventions--That is why he is still there and owns soo many shares...

Q: How did the Professor meet Scruffy and hire him?

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A: Scruffy just turned up one day and started doing not doing random tasks and Farnsworth never remembered to get rid of him.

Q: What is the name of the doomsday device that "kills everything, everywhere"? (Please don't say lava lamp)