"Stupider? These questions are as lousy as they are brillliant." - Stupid Questions

[#440 :]

A: They think that they are related Phoenixes.

Q: Why would they think such a preposterous thing?

[#441 :]

A: Becuase they explode in a giant ball of fire.

Q: Do they rise from their own ashes though?

[#442 :]

A: No. They think they do but they don't.

Q: Why do they think they do?

[#443 :]

A: They are just delusional.

Q: Are there any other delusional creatures out there?

And I just reread this from page 2:

   

Originally posted by seattlejohn01 and Bendersfan1221:

seattlejohn01
Q: Besides being a Grand Midwife, does she have any other jobs?

Bendersfan1221
A: Yes she does the FonFonRu ceremony and of course the Amphibios death ceremony.

Q: What does the Amphibios death ceremony consist of?

seattlejohn01
A: A dead "green squishy monster" is laid in the pond of their ancestral birth, and the alligators eat him immediately.

This was posted 05-20-2008

I think SJ01 and BF1221 can see bits of the future.   

[#444 :]

That's nothing you ever see that comic the Archonix made before BBS came out?

[#445 :]

I'm a frayed knot. And consequently your previous post is crying out for a link, Frisco. 

[#446 :]

A: Yes there are many, including the SquirrelCow and the Fishcat.

Q: What the hell are they?

[#447 :]

A: Nobody knows... for no one has ever seen them.

Q: How do people know they exist if they have never seen them?

Posted 11-19 in Archs art thread. Here ya go SoS.

And yes I can see the future.

[#448 :]

A: Farnsworth has sniffed them.

Q: What do SquirrelCows smell of?

[#449 :]

A: They smell surprisingly similar to buggalo

Q: What is the SquirrelCow's only natural enemy?

[#450 :]

A: The Rabid Weasel Cranes.

Q: What do Rabid Weasel Cranes look like?

[#451 :]

A: Exactly as you would imagine.

Q: Where do the Fishcats live?

[#452 :]

A: Where DON'T they live, theyre everywhere!

Q: Seriously, where don't they live

[#453 :]

A: Felinis Aqualis V

Q: Why don't they live there? It sounds perfect for them.

Edit: I felt it needed a 'V'

[#454 :]

A: Because the name is deciving there is no felines.

Q: How did Felinis Aqualis V get it's name if ther are no felines?

[#455 :]

A: The Rabid Weasel Cranes killed all the Fishcats, but kept the name of the planet as it was.

Q: Did the RWCs kill all the other aquatic creatures and not just the Fishcats?

[#456 :]

A: Nope only the Fishcats.

Q: Why only the Fishcats?

[#457 :]

A: They owed the cranes a lot of money and they were sick of waiting

Q: when did the cranes get into the loan sharking business, and who else owes them money?

[#458 :]

A: IN 2620 and the moochers.

Q: Why do they owe them money?

 

Originally posted by ShepherdofShark:
I'm a frayed knot. And consequently your previous post is crying out for a link, Frisco.   

Ask and you shall recieve.
 http://www.simpworks.com/temp/comics/apologia.jpg

[#459 :]

A: Because they borrowed some money to pay off some debts.

Q: What kind of debts did they have?

Frisco I already linked him to it and he doesn't see how that was amazing.

[#460 :]

A: They owe the Mafia planet 8,000 pizzas.

Q: When do they owe these pizza's by?

[#461 :]

A: They were due six months ago.

Q: What will the mafia do about it?

[#462 :]

A: Order from someone else. It's not like they paid by card or anything.

Q: Why did the mafia wait six months for pizza? That seems a little long.

[#463 :]

A: It was the robot mafia and there's only three of them so they were busy.

Q: Why don't they get more members?

[#464 :]

A: They try, but just like Bender, the new members always go back to the regular kind of crime.

Q: Who else have the Robot Mafia taken on only to have them leave?

[#465 :]

A: Roberto, but his stabbing got in the way of Clamps clamping.

Q: Why is it so hard to find good organized criminals these days?

[#466 :]

A: Becuase they all work for a bigger crime syndicate?

Q: Which one?

[#467 :]

A: The boy scouts

Q: how and when did the boy scouts become a crime syndicate?

[#468 :]

A: They started by pushing the rival Girl scouts out of the cookie market in 2108. The two groups merged in 2010 to create a super-syndicate (as referred to earlier).
Q: What is the name of said syndicate?

[#469 :]

A: Its called the Kollective Kid Kollaberation.  Its the new KKK. 

Q: What is the major raquet that they concentrate in?  bikes? Dolls? Counterfit Cookie Money?  you tell me

[#470 :]

A: Counterfeight Soap-box cars?

Q: How can you fake those?

[#471 :]

A: With very tiny atoms..

Q: Have you priced those lately? (How much are they?)

[#472 :]

A:  They're very cheap in Jupiter!


Q:  What if Dylan (Brian's son from FG) came to Planet Express? 

[#473 :]

A: Zoidberg would eat him (and then I would cheer)

Q: Why are very tiny atoms cheap on Jupiter?

[#474 :]

A: Because everyone's stupider in Jupiter

Q: what planet do tiny atoms cost the most?

[#475 :]

A: Sicily 8.

Q: Why are they so expensive there?

[#476 :]

A: Because of all the damn beauracracy and red tape.  I voted NO on prop 469i, Higher Tiny Atoms Terriffs

Q: How many votes did prop 469i pass by?

[#477 :]

A: 469. Aye 

Q: What was the turn out?

[#478 :]

A: 470 people.

Q: How many people didn't vote?

[#479 :]

A: 678,473,973

Q: How come such a large number didn't vote?