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dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« #480 : 08-02-2008 06:43 »

A: There's a $10 fee to vote, and everyone knows the money will be used to fight war.

Q: What war is going on this date a thousand years?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #481 : 08-02-2008 08:17 »

A: The whore war.

Q: How did it start?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« #482 : 08-02-2008 15:09 »

A: Like every nationality war starts, they get pissed off with the way they're treated, and want more money.

Q: When did the war happen?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« #483 : 08-02-2008 20:48 »

A: 
Quote
Originally posted by dr.bender nye:
....this date in a thousand years?

Q: Who is fighting?
The Mullet

Delivery Boy
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« #484 : 08-02-2008 20:53 »

A: Pimps and Hobos

Q: Which side is asking for MORE money?,because obviously both are asking for money. 
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« #485 : 08-03-2008 11:21 »

I meant for how long, my bad.

A: The Hobos.

Q: Why haven't scientists cured the poor people?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #486 : 08-03-2008 11:47 »

A: We need poor people to give us balance.

Q: Is that true? Or is it just some bull that rich people made up?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« #487 : 08-03-2008 20:08 »

A: A little from column A, a little from column B.

Q: What besides Helmut Spargle's food has hobo lifting aroma?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« #488 : 08-04-2008 13:33 »

A: Master Reginald's Grind Masters.

Q: What is Master Reginald's Grind Masters?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #489 : 08-04-2008 16:24 »

A: A mix of frozen yam, garlic and baking soda.

Q: How could the aroma of this possibly lift hobos?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« #490 : 08-05-2008 01:44 »

A: Master Reginald's Grind Masters usually lift hobos by said aroma because they must be recmmended to be burnt at 612F.

Q: Why that high a temperature?

ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #491 : 08-05-2008 18:24 »

A: Because otherwise it wouldn't be burnt enough.

Q: What happens when they burn Master Reginald's Grind Masters too much?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« #492 : 08-05-2008 19:31 »

A: It has the opposite affect and Hobo's are forcefully propelled into the ground.

Q: Has this ever happened?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #493 : 08-06-2008 10:43 »

A: Just the once. And the hobos boycotted Master Reginald for a month.

Q: Who burnt it too much?
ALequalsGREAT

Starship Captain
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« #494 : 08-06-2008 15:42 »

A:MEEEEEE!

Q: What is the secret ingredient in Panucci's pizza?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« #495 : 08-06-2008 18:13 »

A: Dog hair.

Q: Does all of it come from Seymour?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #496 : 08-07-2008 11:37 »

A: No, he couldn't possibly provide all of it.

Q: Where does Mr Panucci get the rest of the dog hair from?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« #497 : 08-07-2008 11:43 »

A: Stray rabid dogs that live around the neighborhood.

Q: Why rabid dogs?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #498 : 08-07-2008 11:51 »

A: It all adds to the flavour.

Q: Which type of Panucci's pizza contains the most dog hair?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« #499 : 08-07-2008 11:55 »

A: Meatball and sausage pizza.

Q: Why the meatball and sausage pizza?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #500 : 08-07-2008 12:01 »

A: To mask the taste of the extremely old meat that he uses.

Q: How old is the meat?
ALequalsGREAT

Starship Captain
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« #501 : 08-07-2008 12:13 »

A: Old enough to be called "fresh"

Q: What is on Hawking's pizza (the usual)?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #502 : 08-07-2008 12:23 »

A: Neutrons.

Q: What do neutrons taste like?
ALequalsGREAT

Starship Captain
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« #503 : 08-07-2008 12:35 »

A: Delicious fig pudding! With a distinct aftertaste of subatomic particle...

Q: What is the technical definition of a "giz-mometer"?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« #504 : 08-07-2008 20:55 »

A: A sophistamicated-doowacky.

Q: Why such a long, stupid name?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« #505 : 08-08-2008 01:46 »

A:To make the creators sound smart, and make you feel stupid.

Q:Are there any other products that use that method?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #506 : 08-12-2008 12:36 »

A: Yes. The "You'll never work this one out" work out plan.

Q: Has anyone worked it out yet?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« #507 : 08-12-2008 14:48 »

A: Of course not, the reason is in the title!

Q: What other work out plans are there?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« #508 : 08-12-2008 17:47 »
« : 08-12-2008 17:47 »

A: R.Lee Ermy's Head's Fat Camp.

Q: Does it get results?
x.Bianca.x

Urban Legend
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« #509 : 08-13-2008 21:06 »

A: Of course it does, in the year 3000, liposucktion is just a click away.

Q: What other things can be done by the click of a button in the year 3000+?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« #510 : 08-14-2008 16:09 »
« : 08-14-2008 16:09 »

A: Blowing up a useless planet.


Q: How come Yivo didn't come after Bender? 
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« #511 : 08-14-2008 20:04 »

A: Becuase he's a robot.

Q: What does Yivo have against robots?
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« #512 : 08-15-2008 05:25 »

A: He can't insert his tentacles into them.

Q: Would he want to if he could?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #513 : 08-15-2008 20:11 »

A: Yes.

Q: Why would he want to if he could?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« #514 : 08-15-2008 20:14 »

A: More beings to "love".

Q: Why does he want to "love" everything?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #515 : 08-15-2008 20:26 »

A: Because he's ugly.

Q: Have most fans now got over the shklim/shklee/shkler joke and settled for calling Yivo a bloke? (I hope so)
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« #516 : 08-15-2008 20:28 »

A: Don't think that's ever going to happen.

Q: Why not?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #517 : 08-15-2008 20:34 »

A: Shklee wont let us.

Q: Why won't shklee let us?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« #518 : 08-16-2008 20:54 »

A: Shklee would be offended.

Q: What would shklee do to us if we offended shklim?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« #519 : 08-17-2008 02:57 »
« : 08-17-2008 02:57 »

A: Shklee would shklufficate us. But not me, I'm the cutie by shkler shklandards.

Q: What would shklee think if you fell in love with shklim or shkler?
(Jeez, now I know why Billy had a hard time with shklaying this shklit)
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