"Stupider? These questions are as lousy as they are brillliant." - Stupid Questions

[Reply #480 on:]

A: There's a $10 fee to vote, and everyone knows the money will be used to fight war.

Q: What war is going on this date a thousand years?

[Reply #481 on:]

A: The whore war.

Q: How did it start?

[Reply #482 on:]

A: Like every nationality war starts, they get pissed off with the way they're treated, and want more money.

Q: When did the war happen?

[Reply #483 on:]

A: 

Originally posted by dr.bender nye:
....this date in a thousand years?

Q: Who is fighting?

[Reply #484 on:]

A: Pimps and Hobos

Q: Which side is asking for MORE money?,because obviously both are asking for money. 

[Reply #485 on:]

I meant for how long, my bad.

A: The Hobos.

Q: Why haven't scientists cured the poor people?

[Reply #486 on:]

A: We need poor people to give us balance.

Q: Is that true? Or is it just some bull that rich people made up?

[Reply #487 on:]

A: A little from column A, a little from column B.

Q: What besides Helmut Spargle's food has hobo lifting aroma?

[Reply #488 on:]

A: Master Reginald's Grind Masters.

Q: What is Master Reginald's Grind Masters?

[Reply #489 on:]

A: A mix of frozen yam, garlic and baking soda.

Q: How could the aroma of this possibly lift hobos?

[Reply #490 on:]

A: Master Reginald's Grind Masters usually lift hobos by said aroma because they must be recmmended to be burnt at 612°F.

Q: Why that high a temperature?

[Reply #491 on:]

A: Because otherwise it wouldn't be burnt enough.

Q: What happens when they burn Master Reginald's Grind Masters too much?

[Reply #492 on:]

A: It has the opposite affect and Hobo's are forcefully propelled into the ground.

Q: Has this ever happened?

[Reply #493 on:]

A: Just the once. And the hobos boycotted Master Reginald for a month.

Q: Who burnt it too much?

[Reply #494 on:]

A:MEEEEEE!

Q: What is the secret ingredient in Panucci's pizza?

[Reply #495 on:]

A: Dog hair.

Q: Does all of it come from Seymour?

[Reply #496 on:]

A: No, he couldn't possibly provide all of it.

Q: Where does Mr Panucci get the rest of the dog hair from?

[Reply #497 on:]

A: Stray rabid dogs that live around the neighborhood.

Q: Why rabid dogs?

[Reply #498 on:]

A: It all adds to the flavour.

Q: Which type of Panucci's pizza contains the most dog hair?

[Reply #499 on:]

A: Meatball and sausage pizza.

Q: Why the meatball and sausage pizza?

[Reply #500 on:]

A: To mask the taste of the extremely old meat that he uses.

Q: How old is the meat?

[Reply #501 on:]

A: Old enough to be called "fresh"

Q: What is on Hawking's pizza (the usual)?

[Reply #502 on:]

A: Neutrons.

Q: What do neutrons taste like?

[Reply #503 on:]

A: Delicious fig pudding! With a distinct aftertaste of subatomic particle...

Q: What is the technical definition of a "giz-mometer"?

[Reply #504 on:]

A: A sophistamicated-doowacky.

Q: Why such a long, stupid name?

[Reply #505 on:]

A:To make the creators sound smart, and make you feel stupid.

Q:Are there any other products that use that method?

[Reply #506 on:]

A: Yes. The "You'll never work this one out" work out plan.

Q: Has anyone worked it out yet?

[Reply #507 on:]

A: Of course not, the reason is in the title!

Q: What other work out plans are there?

[Reply #508 on:]

A: R.Lee Ermy's Head's Fat Camp.

Q: Does it get results?

[Reply #509 on:]

A: Of course it does, in the year 3000, liposucktion is just a click away.

Q: What other things can be done by the click of a button in the year 3000+?

[Reply #510 on:]

A: Blowing up a useless planet.


Q: How come Yivo didn't come after Bender? 

[Reply #511 on:]

A: Becuase he's a robot.

Q: What does Yivo have against robots?

[Reply #512 on:]

A: He can't insert his tentacles into them.

Q: Would he want to if he could?

[Reply #513 on:]

A: Yes.

Q: Why would he want to if he could?

[Reply #514 on:]

A: More beings to "love".

Q: Why does he want to "love" everything?

[Reply #515 on:]

A: Because he's ugly.

Q: Have most fans now got over the shklim/shklee/shkler joke and settled for calling Yivo a bloke? (I hope so)

[Reply #516 on:]

A: Don't think that's ever going to happen.

Q: Why not?

[Reply #517 on:]

A: Shklee wont let us.

Q: Why won't shklee let us?

[Reply #518 on:]

A: Shklee would be offended.

Q: What would shklee do to us if we offended shklim?

[Reply #519 on:]

A: Shklee would shklufficate us. But not me, I'm the cutie by shkler shklandards.

Q: What would shklee think if you fell in love with shklim or shkler?
(Jeez, now I know why Billy had a hard time with shklaying this shklit)