"Stupider? These questions are as lousy as they are brillliant." - Stupid Questions

[#400 :]

 

Originally posted by Bear:
Q: Who in the flip is Yivo?   

I'm going to forget this is the stupid questions thread for a moment

A: THE BEAST WITH A BILLION BACKS
Have you even seen Bender's Big Score, Bear?

Q: Why are the members of A.S.S. so angry?

[#401 :]

A: Because they are old and the Science quotient is too low.

Q: What is the the science quotient?

[#402 :]

A: It is a reading of how much science is happening at any one moment, measured against the standard science unit.

Q: How much science is happening right now?

[#403 :]

A: 1729 S.S.U's (Standard Science Unit).

Q: How much is an S.S.U?

[#404 :]

A: About $50.

Q: What can you do with an S.S.U. after you've purchased it?

[#405 :]

A: Get yourself a pet cat!

Q: What would A.S.S. name their cat?

[#406 :]

A: Asspuss

Q: What would A.S.S. name their dog?

[#407 :]

A: Mass.

Q: Would A.S.S get any strange or exotic pets?

[#408 :]

A: Yes. In fact they already have a pet platypus, a dodo, and several leprachauns.

Q: Which strange creature do the members of A.S.S. really want to get their hands on?

[#409 :]

A: A walking coat, A Dalek, and a Decapodian.

Q: How do they plan on getting a Dalek?

[#410 :]

A: Aim for the eye stalk.

Q: What will they do with the Dalek when they get it?

[#411 :]

A: Experiments.

Q: What kinds of experiments?


Haha, nice SoS. I shouldn't watch DW while I'm making and Q/A on this thread.

[#412 :]

A: Experiments on how to make coats walk.

Q: Can the experimental coats walk very well?

[#413 :]

A: No they can only go 6.23 miles per hour on a good day.

Q: What is a good day for walking coats?

[#414 :]

A: Tuesday

Q: Why is Tuesday a good day for walking coats?

[#415 :]

A: Because less people wear them.

Q: Why do people wear walking coats?

[#416 :]

A: To entertain the people around them.

Q: Are there any other types walking clothes?

[#417 :]

A: No but there are clothes that do all sorts of things.

Q: What are these various clothes and their different abilities?

[#418 :]

A: I can think of the Singing Pants, Scuba Diving Ties, and the Flying Socks.

Q: Can you think of any other clothes with special abilities?

[#419 :]

A: Less popular items include the Exploding Thongs, Psychotic Bras and Raping T-Shirts. And no, I didn't mean rapping

Q: Just how psychotic are these bras?

[#420 :]

A: Extremely, they can make the person wearing them become a serial killer.

Q: Why would anyone want an exploding thong?

[#421 :]

A: Dunno...some people like pizazz.

Q: Do exploding thongs have a money back guarantee?

[#422 :]

A: No, if they don't work, the guy who sold you them tells you he hates you.

Q: Why wear the aforementioned R*ping T-Shirts?

[#423 :]

A: Watch the movie!

Q: What other orginisations are abrevriated A.S.S.?

[#424 :]

That was in BWaBB????
Wow. I feel so terribly lost. I don't remember that.

A: The Atomic Super Squad, the Automatons Seeking Sex (a sub division of the filthy filthy chatroom, less of a company, more of a niche group), and the Ape Sports Supervisors.

Q: Who the Hedonismbot is the Atomic Super Squad?

[#425 :]

A: They are a group of wanna be super heroes.

Q: Who is in the Atomic Super Squad?

[#426 :]

 

Originally posted by limegreenafair:
That was in BWaBB????
Wow. I feel so terribly lost. I don't remember that.

I'm almost 99.9999% certain that Frisco found himself responding to the last post on the previous page, as we all do from time to time. So there's no need to question your memory of BWaBB.


A: No-one.

Q: How does it function without any members?

[#427 :]

A: It doesn't really exist. But people think it does.

Q: Who thinks the Atomic Super Squad exists?

[#428 :]

A: Young atomic monsters because of TV.

Q: Who are these young atomic monsters?

[#429 :]

A: I know of at least one. Her name is Sonia.

Q: Do you know of any other young atomic monsters?

[#430 :]

A: Yes they are Feag, Denlia, and Sunako.

Q: Where are these young atomic monsters from?

[#431 :]

A: From Sulfag 9.

Q: Are Sonia, Feag, Denlia, and Sunako friends?

[#432 :]

A: Yes but they are fair-weather friends.

Q: Why are they fair-weather friends?

[#433 :]

A: They got into a fight earlier this week about whether the Dark Knight was good movie. (WHICH IT WAS!  )

Q: What do these atomic monsters do in their free time?
 

[#434 :]

A: They terrorize small children, shoot hoops and verbally bitch slap each other.

Q: Why do they do to terrorize small children?

[#435 :]

A: It's fun.

Q: Why is terrorising small children fun?

Sorry, stupid question. The answer is obviously just "cause it is!"

Q: Why do the atomic monsters shoot hoops? What have the hoops ever done to deserve being shot?

[#436 :]

A: Nothing they're just fun to shoot at.

Q: What else, besides childern and hoops are fun to shoot at?

 

Originally posted by ShepherdofShark:
  I'm almost 99.9999% certain that Frisco found himself responding to the last post on the previous page, as we all do from time to time. So there's no need to question your memory of BWaBB.

That is indeed what happened.

[#437 :]

A: Mittens, 8 winged ducks, and soft shelled lobster bogs.

Q: Why are mittens fun to shoot at?

[#438 :]

A: Because they scream when you shoot.

Q: What do winged ducks do when you shoot them?

[#439 :]

A: Explode in a giant ball of fire.

Q: Why?