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ShepherdofShark

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« #400 : 07-20-2008 13:27 »

 
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Originally posted by Bear:
Q: Who in the flip is Yivo?   :mad:

I'm going to forget this is the stupid questions thread for a moment

A: THE BEAST WITH A BILLION BACKS
Have you even seen Bender's Big Score, Bear?

Q: Why are the members of A.S.S. so angry?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« #401 : 07-20-2008 13:34 »

A: Because they are old and the Science quotient is too low.

Q: What is the the science quotient?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #402 : 07-20-2008 13:38 »

A: It is a reading of how much science is happening at any one moment, measured against the standard science unit.

Q: How much science is happening right now?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« #403 : 07-20-2008 13:56 »
« : 07-20-2008 13:56 »

A: 1729 S.S.U's (Standard Science Unit).

Q: How much is an S.S.U?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #404 : 07-20-2008 14:03 »

A: About $50.

Q: What can you do with an S.S.U. after you've purchased it?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« #405 : 07-20-2008 14:10 »

A: Get yourself a pet cat!

Q: What would A.S.S. name their cat?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #406 : 07-20-2008 14:46 »

A: Asspuss

Q: What would A.S.S. name their dog?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« #407 : 07-20-2008 14:57 »

A: Mass.

Q: Would A.S.S get any strange or exotic pets?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #408 : 07-20-2008 15:55 »

A: Yes. In fact they already have a pet platypus, a dodo, and several leprachauns.

Q: Which strange creature do the members of A.S.S. really want to get their hands on?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« #409 : 07-20-2008 16:25 »

A: A walking coat, A Dalek, and a Decapodian.

Q: How do they plan on getting a Dalek?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #410 : 07-20-2008 16:33 »

A: Aim for the eye stalk.

Q: What will they do with the Dalek when they get it?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« #411 : 07-20-2008 16:46 »
« : 07-20-2008 16:46 »

A: Experiments.

Q: What kinds of experiments?


Haha, nice SoS. I shouldn't watch DW while I'm making and Q/A on this thread.
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #412 : 07-20-2008 16:50 »

A: Experiments on how to make coats walk.

Q: Can the experimental coats walk very well?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« #413 : 07-20-2008 16:52 »

A: No they can only go 6.23 miles per hour on a good day.

Q: What is a good day for walking coats?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #414 : 07-20-2008 18:27 »

A: Tuesday

Q: Why is Tuesday a good day for walking coats?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« #415 : 07-20-2008 18:30 »

A: Because less people wear them.

Q: Why do people wear walking coats?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« #416 : 07-20-2008 18:43 »

A: To entertain the people around them.

Q: Are there any other types walking clothes?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« #417 : 07-20-2008 18:55 »

A: No but there are clothes that do all sorts of things.

Q: What are these various clothes and their different abilities?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« #418 : 07-20-2008 19:05 »

A: I can think of the Singing Pants, Scuba Diving Ties, and the Flying Socks.

Q: Can you think of any other clothes with special abilities?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #419 : 07-20-2008 19:23 »

A: Less popular items include the Exploding Thongs, Psychotic Bras and Raping T-Shirts. And no, I didn't mean rapping

Q: Just how psychotic are these bras?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« #420 : 07-20-2008 19:38 »

A: Extremely, they can make the person wearing them become a serial killer.

Q: Why would anyone want an exploding thong?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« #421 : 07-20-2008 19:40 »

A: Dunno...some people like pizazz.

Q: Do exploding thongs have a money back guarantee?
limegreenaffair

Delivery Boy
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« #422 : 07-20-2008 20:02 »

A: No, if they don't work, the guy who sold you them tells you he hates you.

Q: Why wear the aforementioned R*ping T-Shirts?
Frisco17

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« #423 : 07-20-2008 20:12 »

A: Watch the movie!

Q: What other orginisations are abrevriated A.S.S.?
limegreenaffair

Delivery Boy
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« #424 : 07-20-2008 22:12 »

That was in BWaBB????
Wow. I feel so terribly lost. I don't remember that.

A: The Atomic Super Squad, the Automatons Seeking Sex (a sub division of the filthy filthy chatroom, less of a company, more of a niche group), and the Ape Sports Supervisors.

Q: Who the Hedonismbot is the Atomic Super Squad?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« #425 : 07-20-2008 22:51 »

A: They are a group of wanna be super heroes.

Q: Who is in the Atomic Super Squad?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #426 : 07-21-2008 12:48 »
« : 07-21-2008 12:48 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by limegreenafair:
That was in BWaBB????
Wow. I feel so terribly lost. I don't remember that.

I'm almost 99.9999% certain that Frisco found himself responding to the last post on the previous page, as we all do from time to time. So there's no need to question your memory of BWaBB.


A: No-one.

Q: How does it function without any members?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« #427 : 07-21-2008 14:00 »

A: It doesn't really exist. But people think it does.

Q: Who thinks the Atomic Super Squad exists?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« #428 : 07-21-2008 14:17 »

A: Young atomic monsters because of TV.

Q: Who are these young atomic monsters?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« #429 : 07-21-2008 14:19 »

A: I know of at least one. Her name is Sonia.

Q: Do you know of any other young atomic monsters?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« #430 : 07-21-2008 16:20 »

A: Yes they are Feag, Denlia, and Sunako.

Q: Where are these young atomic monsters from?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« #431 : 07-21-2008 18:35 »

A: From Sulfag 9.

Q: Are Sonia, Feag, Denlia, and Sunako friends?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« #432 : 07-21-2008 18:45 »

A: Yes but they are fair-weather friends.

Q: Why are they fair-weather friends?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« #433 : 07-21-2008 18:47 »

A: They got into a fight earlier this week about whether the Dark Knight was good movie. (WHICH IT WAS!  ;))

Q: What do these atomic monsters do in their free time?
 
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« #434 : 07-21-2008 18:54 »

A: They terrorize small children, shoot hoops and verbally bitch slap each other.

Q: Why do they do to terrorize small children?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #435 : 07-21-2008 19:04 »

A: It's fun.

Q: Why is terrorising small children fun?

Sorry, stupid question. The answer is obviously just "cause it is!"

Q: Why do the atomic monsters shoot hoops? What have the hoops ever done to deserve being shot?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« #436 : 07-21-2008 19:47 »

A: Nothing they're just fun to shoot at.

Q: What else, besides childern and hoops are fun to shoot at?

 
Quote
Originally posted by ShepherdofShark:
  I'm almost 99.9999% certain that Frisco found himself responding to the last post on the previous page, as we all do from time to time. So there's no need to question your memory of BWaBB.

That is indeed what happened.
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« #437 : 07-21-2008 20:29 »

A: Mittens, 8 winged ducks, and soft shelled lobster bogs.

Q: Why are mittens fun to shoot at?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« #438 : 07-22-2008 16:55 »

A: Because they scream when you shoot.

Q: What do winged ducks do when you shoot them?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« #439 : 07-22-2008 20:52 »

A: Explode in a giant ball of fire.

Q: Why?
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