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NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #640 on: 06-04-2008 23:08 »

When everyone else got the wedding invitations, they'd be like "Amy's marrying who...?"

What if Kif asked Leela to be his Fon-Fon Rue?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #641 on: 06-04-2008 23:55 »
« Last Edit on: 06-04-2008 23:55 »

She'd probably kick his butt out of spite, then would feel bad about it & would agree to be it.

What if the Professor & Mom became a long term item?
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #642 on: 06-05-2008 00:03 »

Then there'd be a lot of babies using up all the available adult diapers.

What if Leela and Fry's Miracle Cream superpowers became permanant?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #643 on: 06-05-2008 01:14 »

They'd constantly be fighting the forces of evil, and fry would get bored & lose interest.

What if Zoidberg was given superpowers?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #644 on: 06-05-2008 09:42 »

Then he'd go by the name King Crab.

What if the Professor had superpowers?
SpaceCase

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #645 on: 06-05-2008 11:14 »

A: Said superpowers would make up for his being 160+ years old; that is, he'd be slightly less of a curmudgeon...

Q: What if Amy had superpowers?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #646 on: 06-05-2008 11:26 »

A: Don't think it would matter, as Amy's not focused on helping others at this time.  It may shut her parents up, though.

Q: What if Zapp Brannigan had superpowers?
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #647 on: 06-05-2008 20:48 »

A: He would think he was even cooler and Kif would go insane.

Q: What if Fry lived in Atlanta forever?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #648 on: 06-05-2008 21:04 »

A: He'd be very bored.  He'd keep wishing all the mermaids had the bottoms of humans, not the heads.

Q: What if Bender decided to live underwater?
Frisco17

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« Reply #649 on: 06-05-2008 21:04 »

A: He would run afoul of some barracudas and meet an untimely death.

Q: What if Zoidberg had stayed in Atlanta?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #650 on: 06-05-2008 21:06 »

A: He'd probably find some nice fish to settle down with.

Q: What if Hermes decided to live underwater?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #651 on: 06-05-2008 21:12 »

A: He would start a society of Underwater Bureaucrats.

Q: What if Amy lived in Atlanta?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #652 on: 06-05-2008 21:22 »

A: She'd become queen of the ocean.

Q: What if Leela decided to live underwater?
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #653 on: 06-05-2008 23:23 »

She'd become exasperated when her legs evolved into a tail, and she couldn't kick anyone anymore.

What if Fry had kept dating the "woman" from the radiator planet?
SpaceCase

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #654 on: 06-06-2008 00:54 »

A: He would've needed burn therapy to an indelicate area.

Q: What would happen to said indelicate area?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #655 on: 06-06-2008 01:39 »

A: Ever get burned by standing too close to a stove?  You get the idea.

Q: Who is the PERFECT woman for Fry?
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #656 on: 06-06-2008 12:28 »

Someone who's slovenly, likes doing stuff and things, and will actually go out with him without having to be pestered for four seasons.  wink

What if the perfect woman for Fry was Amy?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #657 on: 06-06-2008 13:55 »

Then Fry blew it; that boat has sailed already.

What if Michelle really was the perfect woman for Fry?
Frisco17

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« Reply #658 on: 06-06-2008 22:49 »

Then she wouldn't be Michelle would she?


What if Fry hadn't found Michelle in the cryotube?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #659 on: 06-06-2008 23:48 »

Then he never would have gotten the idea to hide himself inside her freezer tube in 2012, and Leela would have never met "Lars".

What if Fry grew a Scruffy 'stache?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #660 on: 06-06-2008 23:52 »

Then he'd have continual "scheduling conflicts".

What if he started talking like Zapp Brannigan?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #661 on: 06-07-2008 00:04 »

Well, he kinda, sorta doeswink

What if Zoidberg lost his shell?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #662 on: 06-07-2008 00:23 »

He'd be in serious trouble; he'd probably get eaten really quickly.

What if the Professor decided to expand Planet Express?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #663 on: 06-07-2008 00:34 »

Then Fry and Bender would have to come up with a catchy jingle for the new PE franchise, and would fail miserably.

What if Kif and Amy were unable to make love due to their difference in species?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #664 on: 06-07-2008 02:07 »

That's the end of that relationship...

What if Zoidberg could have sex without dying?
The Mullet

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« Reply #665 on: 06-07-2008 03:12 »

he would be ultra pimp. more tail than you nerds could imagine. 
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« Reply #666 on: 06-07-2008 09:23 »

What if, after answering the previous question, The Mullet had asked another what if question to keep the thread going?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #667 on: 06-07-2008 09:54 »

Then things would move a lot more smoothly.

What if Fry were a fantastic lover?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #668 on: 06-07-2008 10:17 »
« Last Edit on: 06-07-2008 10:17 »

Then he'd have no problems with the ladies.  Especially Leela.

What if The Mullet realized that he was posting on a Futurama website, which makes him just as much a nerd as everyone here?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #669 on: 06-07-2008 10:45 »

Then he'd start whining Igner-style.

What if Hedonism-Bot stopped being a hedonist?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #670 on: 06-07-2008 12:27 »

Then he'd have no reason to exist.

What if Hanukkah Zombie decided to convert to another religion?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #671 on: 06-07-2008 20:54 »

Then he wouldn't be Hanukkah Zombie anymore would he?

What if Easter had a murderous mascot like X-Mas?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #672 on: 06-07-2008 22:34 »

Then there'd be a 50-foot robot bunny terrorizing the planet Night Of The Lepus-style.

What if the Robot Devil had kept Fry's hands?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #673 on: 06-07-2008 22:50 »

He'd probably be insane, because fry's hands "keep touching me...in places".

What if Fry had kept together with Amy & had married her?
hobbitboy

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« Reply #674 on: 06-08-2008 04:03 »

Then we would have hardly seen anything of Kif.

What if bigamy had been legalised by the thirty-first century?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #675 on: 06-08-2008 04:37 »

Then Zap would have married dozens of women (if they could put up with him, that is).

What if Murder was legal in the 31st century?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #676 on: 06-08-2008 08:49 »

Then Zoidberg's mail-order degrees in Murderonomy and Murderology would finally pay off. Huzzah!

What if Scruffy appeared in every episode?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #677 on: 06-08-2008 09:39 »

Then he wouldn't be as interesting.

What if Scruffy finally decided to do some work at PE?
SpaceCase

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #678 on: 06-08-2008 13:46 »

A: He'd be violating union rules regarding 'sked-jewel kawn-flikts.'

Q: What items are on Scruffy's schedule to be conflicted with?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #679 on: 06-08-2008 14:14 »

A: Union rules dictate he doesn't have to tell anyone that information.

Q: How did Scruffy get his job at Planet Express?
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