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Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« #520 : 05-24-2008 14:24 »

The world would explode because its so irregular.

What if Bender was a bureaucrat?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #521 : 05-24-2008 14:46 »

He'd find a way to take advantage of it, to scam everyone.

What if Zoidberg was given a Million Dollars?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« #522 : 05-24-2008 15:08 »

He'd have a big feast, maybe buy a house, and find some hot chicks.

What Seymour was a cat?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #523 : 05-24-2008 17:23 »

Then Fry would never have bonded with him, because he'd have a F-YOU attitude.

What if Bender had a million dollars?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« #524 : 05-24-2008 17:41 »

He'd buy some good beer.

What if Leela had a million dollars?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« #525 : 05-24-2008 21:20 »

The bureaucratic system would implode, because he's such a moron that she'd file everything in the wrong place.

What if Bubblegum Tate was a bureaucrat?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #526 : 05-24-2008 21:59 »

He'd find a way to organize that bureaucratic whang-dang-doodle.

What if Sweet Clive was a bureaucrat?
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« #527 : 05-27-2008 03:58 »
« : 05-27-2008 03:58 »

He'd treat people like swine and make them stand in line in a very high voice?

What if there were NO bureaucrats in the thirty-first century?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« #528 : 05-27-2008 05:25 »

The world would go insane and would have no order.

What if Fry became a surfer dude?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« #529 : 05-27-2008 08:35 »

He'd constantly have sand kicked in his face by bullies.

What if Leela suddenly started wearing skimpy "girl clothes" around the office?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #530 : 05-27-2008 10:28 »

Fry would go insane with horniness.

What if Seymour was a champion blue blooded dog, instead of a mutt?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« #531 : 05-27-2008 15:01 »

I might not have made him my nickname because I love mutts.
<3

What if Leela became a cat?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #532 : 05-27-2008 15:24 »

Zoidberg would eat her.

What if Zoidberg was given an adequate amount of food?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« #533 : 05-27-2008 19:21 »

No such thing. Remember how fast he devoured all that food in Roswell?

What if Xanfor was a regular character? (Note I said Xanfor not Xanthor)
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #534 : 05-27-2008 22:04 »

If Xanfor was a regular character, we'd never hear the end of it.

What if British Melllvar (who posts here regularly) was a regular character?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« #535 : 05-28-2008 17:58 »

His mom would yell at him it's time for tea a lot.

What if Seymour_My_Hero was a regular character?  :D
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #536 : 05-28-2008 18:18 »

Then every episode would be like Jurrasic Bark, and everyone would be crying weekly.

What if Seymour_My_Hero was a raccoon?
Kifz

Bending Unit
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« #537 : 05-28-2008 18:56 »

Bender wouldn't have to think too hard to figure out what to cook for dinner (gulp).

What if Fry had a robot body and his head in a jar on top of it?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« #538 : 05-28-2008 18:59 »

(Why am I am a raccoon suddenly?!?!?)

He and Nixon wouldn't be very close.

What if seattlejohn01 was a dog?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #539 : 05-28-2008 19:10 »

(not you; the CHARACTER Seymour, who is your hero...)

I'd be a champion hard shelled whooping terrier.

What if Zoidberg suddenly became a vegetarian?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« #540 : 05-28-2008 19:13 »

(But you said Seymour_My_Hero, as in ME! But whatever.)

He'd probably would be dead within the hour.

What if Bender became punk?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« #541 : 05-28-2008 19:13 »

It wouldn't make much difference because he doesn't get much meat anyway.

What if Leela became empress of Trisol instead of Fry?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #542 : 05-28-2008 20:52 »

She would have remained leader for a long time; no one messes with Leela.

What if Zoidberg became Tri-sol's leader?
Kifz

Bending Unit
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« #543 : 05-29-2008 11:54 »

He'd be overjoyed and keep repeating "I'm an emperor; I, Zoidberg, am an emperor!" right until somebody ambitious and ruthless sends him pushing daisies.

What if Leela gets a new pet?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #544 : 05-29-2008 12:06 »

Eaten by Nibbler in seconds.

What if Leela dumped Nibbler on the road side like so many bags of kittens?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #545 : 05-29-2008 12:41 »

Nibbler would find his spaceship, fly to the Nibblonian planet, converse with the counsel, formulate a strategy, fly back to earth, and would show up on the PE building front stoop, begging in gibberish to be let back in.

What if Seymour could talk?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« #546 : 05-29-2008 14:06 »

He'd be even MORE adorible. Also, he might have little f-you attitude. "I WAITED 12 YEARS FOR YOU!!! WHERE WERE YOU?!"

What if Robot Santa also did Easter?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #547 : 05-29-2008 14:47 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Seymour_My_Hero:
(But you said Seymour_My_Hero, as in ME! But whatever.)
  Sorry about that, I should have been clearer.

If Santa also did Easter, there'd be another holiday that terrified everyone.  Exploding easter eggs, carniverous chicks, etc.

What if Kwanzaabot did a holiday that everyone knew about?

Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« #548 : 05-29-2008 19:26 »

He would be known as Halloweenbot.

What if Nibbler talked all the time?
gudbjorg

Liquid Emperor
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« #549 : 05-29-2008 19:31 »

Then we'd know the answer, it'd be bound to slip out at some point.

What if Fry had gone back a thousand years in 1999?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #550 : 05-29-2008 21:17 »

He would have been denounced as a witch & burned at the stake.

What if Fry had only gone forward 100 years instead of 1000?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« #551 : 05-29-2008 22:11 »

Then everyone he knew in his old life would still be dead.  :(

What if Fry was teleported to another planet, instead of being frozen?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #552 : 05-29-2008 22:42 »

He'd still be frustrated, and couldn't score with any chicks.

What if the crew had left Zoidberg back on earth in Rosewell That Ends Well?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« #553 : 05-29-2008 23:04 »
« : 05-29-2008 23:04 »

Then he'd run amok, Creature From The Black Lagoon-style, until he was gunned down by a posse of beer-swilling rednecks (his final words being a faint "whoop-whoop-whoop..." ).

What if the PE gang continued to wear their 40's style clothes when they got back to the year 3000, and created a new/old fashion trend?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #554 : 05-29-2008 23:11 »

Then some fashion whore like paris hiltron would copy it & claim it was hers.

What if "That 80's Guy" hadn't died from Bonitis?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« #555 : 05-30-2008 08:02 »

Then everyone would be singing "Safety Dance".

What if there were no "Reset Button" regarding Fry & Leela?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #556 : 05-30-2008 09:14 »

Then they'd always be apart.

What if the Professor actually knew how to run a business?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #557 : 05-30-2008 12:48 »

Hermes would be sacked.

What if Hermes was promoted to grade 1.0?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #558 : 05-30-2008 14:40 »

The Central Bureaucracy would run very efficiently.

What if LaBarbara got a job?
Kifz

Bending Unit
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« #559 : 05-30-2008 18:24 »

She would rise to the top in the field she chose to work in, and Hermes would end up living in her shadow.

What if Fry, the Professor, Zoidberg and Hermes all grew really long beards?
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