The What-If machine

[Reply #600 on:]

Then Leela would have never been given up for adoption in the first place and would have grown up with a mom and dad.

What if Hermes still had a brain slug on his head?

[Reply #601 on:]

He probably would be alone by now.

What if Amy had a brain slug?

[Reply #602 on:]

Then she'd say things like "Spleesh" in a robotic monotone.

What if Bender had a brain slug?

[Reply #603 on:]

He'd be like "Give the brain slug your wallet" in a human tone.

What if Leela had a brain slug?

[Reply #604 on:]

Then she'd say things like "This! You for this!"

What if Zapp had a brain slug?

[Reply #605 on:]

Everyone around him would change their shampoo, obviously, but I don't think anyone would treat him any different.

What if Zapp had worms?

[Reply #606 on:]

He would be a parasite infested jerk, instead of just a regular jerk.

What if Zapp had super-intelligent worms?

See the difference there SOS?

[Reply #607 on:]

He would be a super intelligent parasite infested jerk.  Still a jerk though.

What if Leela had worms?

[Reply #608 on:]

Then she'd be even sexier and more athletic (if that's even possible... ).

What if Zoidberg had worms?

[Reply #609 on:]

Then he'd be a typical decapodian.

What if the Professor decided to run Planet Express as a true business?

[Reply #610 on:]

Then he would deduce in 0,0004815s in realicing he has to get other craft and other crews


What if a bald fat man appeared over NNY in a glider firing a ray gun over the crowd?

[Reply #611 on:]

Everyone would scream "Look, it's the Zookeeper!  Call the New Justice Team!"

What if the Professor HAD been eaten by 2 carniverous anteaters?

[Reply #612 on:]

Then Fry would have NO living relatives. 

What if the dance "The Bender" caught on?

[Reply #613 on:]

He would probably repeat everything that Fry says in a Parrot like manner. "Like Fry, Like Fry"*nods*

What if the universe ran out of quarters?

[Reply #614 on:]

Then Donkey Kong &  Froggert wouldn't operate.

What if Bender couldn't be rebuilt after burning up in "Obsoletely Fabulous"?

[Reply #615 on:]

He couldn't. In an ultimately futile attempt to keep the show afloat they were using Flexo (sans beard) to play the part of Bender in all the subsequent episodes.

What if one of Bender's early attempts to use a suicide booth had been successful?

[Reply #616 on:]

Then the series would never have gotten off the ground; no evil foil for the PE crew.

What if Hermes got a divorce from LaBarbara?

[Reply #617 on:]

He would have gotten some sort of brain disease and would end up alone and miserable.

What if the mutants were permitted to leave the sewers and mingle with the crowds in New New York?

[Reply #618 on:]

The regular non-mutated humans would drive them back into the sewers with pitforks & torches.

What if Cubert & Dwight's business had actually taken off?

[Reply #619 on:]

Hermes would be one disgruntled parent.

What if Kif was a decapodian?

[Reply #620 on:]

Then Amy would never have started dating him.

What if Zoidberg were a Amphibiosian?

[Reply #621 on:]

He'd be even less attractive.

what if fry was an omicronian?

[Reply #622 on:]

 

Originally posted by Javier Lopez:
What if a bald fat man appeared over NNY in a glider firing a ray gun over the crowd?

HAHA! Yes.

Homer: "You can run but you can't glide!

He would never have been frozen because he would have been studied in the 20th century.

What if Lrrr was human?

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Originally posted by Seymour_My_Hero:
He'd be even less attractive.

what if fry was an omicronian?

Nndndndnd would have hit on him, and Lrrrrr would try to kill him.

What if Fry fell in love with one of the Amazonians (the petite women, the large women, the most beautiful women)?

[Reply #624 on:]

He would be snusnu-ed to death, unless rescued in time, in which case he would be put in a pelvic cast (again).

What if the Professor cloned Fry?

[Reply #625 on:]

He'd be twice as annoying.

What if Leela had a twin sister?

[Reply #626 on:]

Fry would be overwhelmed with hotness and implode.

(Since nobody answered last time)

What if Lrrr was human?

[Reply #627 on:]

He'd become Earthican President, and earth would wage war on other planets for the silliest of reasons.

What if the Brain Spawn had been benevolent?

[Reply #628 on:]

Then the Nibblonians would have never needed to freeze Fry back in 1999, and he never would have met Leela. 

What if Nibbler had revealed he could talk to Leela the first time they met?

[Reply #629 on:]

Then Nibbler wouldn't have been her pet; he would have ended up a PE crew member.  Unless he hit her with his "forget" ray.

What if the PE ship didn't run on dark matter?

[Reply #630 on:]

Then they'd have to find another way of disposing of Nibbler's leavings.

What if those blue stones that Zoidberg can cough up worked as starship fuel?

[Reply #631 on:]

A: He'd get a lot more respect.

Q: What would happen if Zoidberg got more respect?

[Reply #632 on:]

A: He'd still be an innocent, but with more respect.

Q: What if those blue stones Zoidberg coughs up were Exprensive, Precious Gems?

[Reply #633 on:]

A: He would whoop until his head turned blue, then, when recovered, buy himself a real gold crown and try hard to act dignified.

What if the Professor prospered enough to get a second spaceship and recruit a crew to run it?

[Reply #634 on:]

The original crew would get jealous, hang them from their toes, and beat them senseless with organic carrots.

What if Bender had stayed a female and married Calculon?

[Reply #635 on:]

He wouldn't be nearly as awesome.

What if Bender stayed wooden?

[Reply #636 on:]

Since he was eaten by termites & burned to the ground, I'd say he'd be useless as a robot.

What if the Amazonians went looking for husbands?

[Reply #637 on:]

The population of men in the universe would decrease due to crushed pelvises.

What if Zapp found a wife?

[Reply #638 on:]

He'd send out bulletins to his army everytime he got "good lovin'" from his wife.

What if Zapp was demoted, and Kif was promoted to being Zapp's boss?

[Reply #639 on:]

God, it would be the happiest day the universe has ever known.


what if amy married scruffy?