The What-If machine

[Reply #560 on:]

Then they'd all get girlfriends, exept for Hermes, he'd become the president.

What if you were a major character in the show?

[Reply #561 on:]

They would look like ZZ Top.

What if Fry, Bender and Leela tried to start a band?

[Reply #562 on:]

Bender would folk-sing, Leela would drum and Fry would break-dance in front of them.

What if the show happened in (New) LA?

[Reply #563 on:]

Then EVERYONE would be like That 80's Guy.

What if Fry got super-buff?

[Reply #564 on:]

Futurama ratings would sky-rocket, but he'd be even more stupid.

What if Leela was a guy and Fry a girl?

[Reply #565 on:]

Leela would still be the man, and Fry would still be frustrated.

What if Zoidberg owned a movie studio?

[Reply #566 on:]

Then he'd hand over all production duties to his uncle Zoid, and he'd lose everything.

What if Bender owned a movie studio?

[Reply #567 on:]

He would be sympathetic to Fry.

What if the underground mutants revolted (pun intended), forming an army and attacking New New York?

[Reply #568 on:]

They'd win, because opposing them would be the Earthican army.  Generaled by Zapp Brannigan.  And, everyone knows what a screw up he is.

What if Bender & Fry didn't get along?

[Reply #569 on:]

Bender would certainly kill Fry- and sell his organs to aliens and earth black-marketeers, alike, especially his "human-horn."

What is Scruffy's wife like, if he has one?

[Reply #570 on:]

Scruffy's not married; married life would create a "schedule conflict" with his job at PE.

What if Blernsball was played with shotguns instead of gloves?

[Reply #571 on:]

With the advent of Hank Aaron XXV, Hank Aaron XXIV's son, who will ruin Blernsball, the commisioner will introduce shotguns into the game. Sadly, an accident on an Orphanarium fieldtrip, several orphans sitting behind left field will be killed.

What if Atlanta hadn't sunk?

[Reply #572 on:]

Then Fry would still be with Umbrielle, because she would still have "lady parts" down there.

What if Fry had gotten his college degree at Mars University?

[Reply #573 on:]

Then he'd be an educated guy who's still frustrated & can't score with chicks.

What if Dr. Zoidberg had actually gone to 4 years of medical school & had an actual license?

[Reply #574 on:]

Then he would be working as a consultant on a medical drama television show, and not at Planet Express.

What if the Professor hadn't invented the What-If Machine?

[Reply #575 on:]

Then we'd be even more bored.

What if the proffesor hadn't invented the smell-o-scope?

[Reply #576 on:]

Then New New York would have been hit with the 21st century garbage ball, and it would have ceased to exist.

What if the PE Ship hadn't gotten the Sigourney Weaver voice upgrade?

[Reply #577 on:]

Then Bender would have been free to chase as many floozy-bots as he so desired.

What if Fry had chosen a different beautiful celebrity than Lucy Liu to download?

[Reply #578 on:]

Then Bender wouldn't have Lucy Liu's head to marry.

What if Zoidberg developed a dark side?

[Reply #579 on:]

He would develop and alter-ego. The not so nice creature from the off white puddle.

What if Leela went back to 1999 in BBS instead of Fry?

[Reply #580 on:]

She would have been captured & put in a lab, to be studied.  A cylops in 1999 would have stood out bigtime.

What if Bender hadn't gotten the spam virus in BBS?

[Reply #581 on:]

Leela would have beaten the scammers half to death and dropped them on some deserted planet becauce Bender wouldn't have stopped her.

What if Roberto had downloaded the virus?

[Reply #582 on:]

Not much would have happened.  He's psychotic as it is.

What if the preacherbot decided to reject the principles of robotology?

[Reply #583 on:]

He'd go to robot hell

What if Roberto became a preacher of robotology?

[Reply #584 on:]

He'd convert many to Robotology.  Then he'd stab them.

What if Bender has stayed a Robotologist, and hadn't succumbed to the principles of "sleaze"?

[Reply #585 on:]

He wouldn't be as lovable.

What if Curly Joe took over for the Robot Devil?

[Reply #586 on:]

It wouldn't be as good.  The Robot Devil rocks!

What if Mr. Pannucci has been frozen & woke up in the 31st century?

[Reply #587 on:]

He'd be very confused and wonder why Fry wouldn't be working at a pizza parlor.

What if they had brought Seymour back to life?

[Reply #588 on:]

It would have been ugly, as Bender would make repeated attempts to kill him (sorry, SMH).

What if Morgan Proctor kept pursuing Fry?

[Reply #589 on:]

  Thanks a lot...

Fry would move the North Pole and live in isolation.

What if Zapp had died from snu-snu?

[Reply #590 on:]

He would have died with a smile on his face (and a shattered pelvis).

What if Seymour saved the day?

[Reply #591 on:]

Fry would love him even more, and my new name would be "Seymour_Everyone's_Hero"

What if The Shrimpkins had lived?

[Reply #592 on:]

Then Bender would have a group that actually believed he was a god.

What if the Shrimkins had refused to make beer for Bender?

[Reply #593 on:]

Then Bender would have displayed his terrible wrath and wiped them off the face of his chest.

What if Amy had travelled back to 1999?

[Reply #594 on:]

Then the Wongs would have been upset, because "we never get a grandchild".

What if the Professor had gone back to 1999?

[Reply #595 on:]

Then technology would have advanced a lot faster than it originally did.

What if Hermes had travelled back to 1999?

[Reply #596 on:]

The 21st century would have hit a new high for bureaucratic efficiency.

What if Zapp Brannigan had gone back to 1999?

[Reply #597 on:]

Then he'd team up with Austin Powers to Snoo-Snoo some happening birds, baby, yeah!

What if the Hyperchicken travelled back to 1999?

[Reply #598 on:]

He'd have been Colonel Sanders-ized within 2 days.

What if Mayor Poopenmeir had travelled back to 1999?

[Reply #599 on:]

It would take him less than an hour to send the Central Bureaucracy building up in flames and thus cause widespread chaos, because everything is.. well, centralized.

What if the mutants were permitted to leave the sewers and live in New New York?