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NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #600 on: 06-02-2008 15:46 »
« Last Edit on: 06-02-2008 15:46 »

Then Leela would have never been given up for adoption in the first place and would have grown up with a mom and dad.

What if Hermes still had a brain slug on his head?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #601 on: 06-02-2008 15:57 »

He probably would be alone by now.

What if Amy had a brain slug?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #602 on: 06-02-2008 16:07 »

Then she'd say things like "Spleesh" in a robotic monotone.

What if Bender had a brain slug?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #603 on: 06-02-2008 16:21 »

He'd be like "Give the brain slug your wallet" in a human tone.

What if Leela had a brain slug?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #604 on: 06-02-2008 16:31 »

Then she'd say things like "This! You for this!"

What if Zapp had a brain slug?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #605 on: 06-02-2008 19:37 »

Everyone around him would change their shampoo, obviously, but I don't think anyone would treat him any different.

What if Zapp had worms?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #606 on: 06-02-2008 21:35 »

He would be a parasite infested jerk, instead of just a regular jerk.

What if Zapp had super-intelligent worms?

See the difference there SOS?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #607 on: 06-02-2008 21:44 »

He would be a super intelligent parasite infested jerk.  Still a jerk though.

What if Leela had worms?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #608 on: 06-02-2008 23:00 »

Then she'd be even sexier and more athletic (if that's even possible... wink).

What if Zoidberg had worms?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #609 on: 06-03-2008 00:02 »

Then he'd be a typical decapodian.

What if the Professor decided to run Planet Express as a true business?
Javier Lopez

Urban Legend
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« Reply #610 on: 06-03-2008 00:09 »

Then he would deduce in 0,0004815s in realicing he has to get other craft and other crews


What if a bald fat man appeared over NNY in a glider firing a ray gun over the crowd?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #611 on: 06-03-2008 00:19 »

Everyone would scream "Look, it's the Zookeeper!  Call the New Justice Team!"

What if the Professor HAD been eaten by 2 carniverous anteaters?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #612 on: 06-03-2008 00:32 »

Then Fry would have NO living relatives.  frown

What if the dance "The Bender" caught on?
naty_not

Poppler
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« Reply #613 on: 06-03-2008 01:03 »

He would probably repeat everything that Fry says in a Parrot like manner. "Like Fry, Like Fry"*nods*

What if the universe ran out of quarters?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #614 on: 06-03-2008 01:40 »

Then Donkey Kong &  Froggert wouldn't operate.

What if Bender couldn't be rebuilt after burning up in "Obsoletely Fabulous"?
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« Reply #615 on: 06-03-2008 09:53 »

He couldn't. In an ultimately futile attempt to keep the show afloat they were using Flexo (sans beard) to play the part of Bender in all the subsequent episodes.

What if one of Bender's early attempts to use a suicide booth had been successful?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #616 on: 06-03-2008 13:32 »

Then the series would never have gotten off the ground; no evil foil for the PE crew.

What if Hermes got a divorce from LaBarbara?
Kifz

Bending Unit
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« Reply #617 on: 06-03-2008 14:35 »

He would have gotten some sort of brain disease and would end up alone and miserable.

What if the mutants were permitted to leave the sewers and mingle with the crowds in New New York?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #618 on: 06-03-2008 16:02 »

The regular non-mutated humans would drive them back into the sewers with pitforks & torches.

What if Cubert & Dwight's business had actually taken off?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #619 on: 06-03-2008 16:22 »

Hermes would be one disgruntled parent.

What if Kif was a decapodian?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #620 on: 06-03-2008 16:57 »

Then Amy would never have started dating him.

What if Zoidberg were a Amphibiosian?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #621 on: 06-03-2008 17:01 »

He'd be even less attractive.

what if fry was an omicronian?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #622 on: 06-03-2008 18:29 »

 
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Originally posted by Javier Lopez:
What if a bald fat man appeared over NNY in a glider firing a ray gun over the crowd?

HAHA! Yes.

Homer: "You can run but you can't glide!

He would never have been frozen because he would have been studied in the 20th century.

What if Lrrr was human?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #623 on: 06-03-2008 18:58 »

 
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Originally posted by Seymour_My_Hero:
He'd be even less attractive.

what if fry was an omicronian?
Nndndndnd would have hit on him, and Lrrrrr would try to kill him.

What if Fry fell in love with one of the Amazonians (the petite women, the large women, the most beautiful women)?
Kifz

Bending Unit
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« Reply #624 on: 06-03-2008 19:53 »

He would be snusnu-ed to death, unless rescued in time, in which case he would be put in a pelvic cast (again).

What if the Professor cloned Fry?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #625 on: 06-03-2008 20:42 »

He'd be twice as annoying.

What if Leela had a twin sister?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #626 on: 06-03-2008 20:53 »

Fry would be overwhelmed with hotness and implode.

(Since nobody answered last time)

What if Lrrr was human?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #627 on: 06-03-2008 21:36 »

He'd become Earthican President, and earth would wage war on other planets for the silliest of reasons.

What if the Brain Spawn had been benevolent?

NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #628 on: 06-03-2008 23:55 »

Then the Nibblonians would have never needed to freeze Fry back in 1999, and he never would have met Leela.  frown

What if Nibbler had revealed he could talk to Leela the first time they met?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #629 on: 06-04-2008 01:13 »

Then Nibbler wouldn't have been her pet; he would have ended up a PE crew member.  Unless he hit her with his "forget" ray.

What if the PE ship didn't run on dark matter?
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« Reply #630 on: 06-04-2008 09:38 »

Then they'd have to find another way of disposing of Nibbler's leavings.

What if those blue stones that Zoidberg can cough up worked as starship fuel?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
SpaceCase

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #631 on: 06-04-2008 11:29 »

A: He'd get a lot more respect.

Q: What would happen if Zoidberg got more respect?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #632 on: 06-04-2008 14:03 »

A: He'd still be an innocent, but with more respect.

Q: What if those blue stones Zoidberg coughs up were Exprensive, Precious Gems?
Kifz

Bending Unit
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« Reply #633 on: 06-04-2008 20:57 »

A: He would whoop until his head turned blue, then, when recovered, buy himself a real gold crown and try hard to act dignified.

What if the Professor prospered enough to get a second spaceship and recruit a crew to run it?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #634 on: 06-04-2008 21:11 »

The original crew would get jealous, hang them from their toes, and beat them senseless with organic carrots.

What if Bender had stayed a female and married Calculon?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #635 on: 06-04-2008 21:29 »
« Last Edit on: 06-04-2008 21:29 »

He wouldn't be nearly as awesome.

What if Bender stayed wooden?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #636 on: 06-04-2008 22:19 »

Since he was eaten by termites & burned to the ground, I'd say he'd be useless as a robot.

What if the Amazonians went looking for husbands?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #637 on: 06-04-2008 22:54 »

The population of men in the universe would decrease due to crushed pelvises.

What if Zapp found a wife?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #638 on: 06-04-2008 23:01 »

He'd send out bulletins to his army everytime he got "good lovin'" from his wife.

What if Zapp was demoted, and Kif was promoted to being Zapp's boss?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #639 on: 06-04-2008 23:02 »

God, it would be the happiest day the universe has ever known.


what if amy married scruffy?
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