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NastyInThePasty

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« #640 : 06-04-2008 21:08 »

When everyone else got the wedding invitations, they'd be like "Amy's marrying who...?"

What if Kif asked Leela to be his Fon-Fon Rue?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #641 : 06-04-2008 21:55 »
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She'd probably kick his butt out of spite, then would feel bad about it & would agree to be it.

What if the Professor & Mom became a long term item?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« #642 : 06-04-2008 22:03 »

Then there'd be a lot of babies using up all the available adult diapers.

What if Leela and Fry's Miracle Cream superpowers became permanant?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #643 : 06-04-2008 23:14 »

They'd constantly be fighting the forces of evil, and fry would get bored & lose interest.

What if Zoidberg was given superpowers?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« #644 : 06-05-2008 07:42 »

Then he'd go by the name King Crab.

What if the Professor had superpowers?
SpaceCase

Liquid Emperor
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« #645 : 06-05-2008 09:14 »

A: Said superpowers would make up for his being 160+ years old; that is, he'd be slightly less of a curmudgeon...

Q: What if Amy had superpowers?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #646 : 06-05-2008 09:26 »

A: Don't think it would matter, as Amy's not focused on helping others at this time.  It may shut her parents up, though.

Q: What if Zapp Brannigan had superpowers?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« #647 : 06-05-2008 18:48 »

A: He would think he was even cooler and Kif would go insane.

Q: What if Fry lived in Atlanta forever?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #648 : 06-05-2008 19:04 »

A: He'd be very bored.  He'd keep wishing all the mermaids had the bottoms of humans, not the heads.

Q: What if Bender decided to live underwater?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« #649 : 06-05-2008 19:04 »

A: He would run afoul of some barracudas and meet an untimely death.

Q: What if Zoidberg had stayed in Atlanta?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #650 : 06-05-2008 19:06 »

A: He'd probably find some nice fish to settle down with.

Q: What if Hermes decided to live underwater?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« #651 : 06-05-2008 19:12 »

A: He would start a society of Underwater Bureaucrats.

Q: What if Amy lived in Atlanta?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #652 : 06-05-2008 19:22 »

A: She'd become queen of the ocean.

Q: What if Leela decided to live underwater?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« #653 : 06-05-2008 21:23 »

She'd become exasperated when her legs evolved into a tail, and she couldn't kick anyone anymore.

What if Fry had kept dating the "woman" from the radiator planet?
SpaceCase

Liquid Emperor
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« #654 : 06-05-2008 22:54 »

A: He would've needed burn therapy to an indelicate area.

Q: What would happen to said indelicate area?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #655 : 06-05-2008 23:39 »

A: Ever get burned by standing too close to a stove?  You get the idea.

Q: Who is the PERFECT woman for Fry?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« #656 : 06-06-2008 10:28 »

Someone who's slovenly, likes doing stuff and things, and will actually go out with him without having to be pestered for four seasons.  ;)

What if the perfect woman for Fry was Amy?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #657 : 06-06-2008 11:55 »

Then Fry blew it; that boat has sailed already.

What if Michelle really was the perfect woman for Fry?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« #658 : 06-06-2008 20:49 »

Then she wouldn't be Michelle would she?


What if Fry hadn't found Michelle in the cryotube?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« #659 : 06-06-2008 21:48 »

Then he never would have gotten the idea to hide himself inside her freezer tube in 2012, and Leela would have never met "Lars".

What if Fry grew a Scruffy 'stache?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #660 : 06-06-2008 21:52 »

Then he'd have continual "scheduling conflicts".

What if he started talking like Zapp Brannigan?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« #661 : 06-06-2008 22:04 »

Well, he kinda, sorta does;)

What if Zoidberg lost his shell?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #662 : 06-06-2008 22:23 »

He'd be in serious trouble; he'd probably get eaten really quickly.

What if the Professor decided to expand Planet Express?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« #663 : 06-06-2008 22:34 »

Then Fry and Bender would have to come up with a catchy jingle for the new PE franchise, and would fail miserably.

What if Kif and Amy were unable to make love due to their difference in species?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #664 : 06-07-2008 00:07 »

That's the end of that relationship...

What if Zoidberg could have sex without dying?
The Mullet

Delivery Boy
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« #665 : 06-07-2008 01:12 »

he would be ultra pimp. more tail than you nerds could imagine. 
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« #666 : 06-07-2008 07:23 »

What if, after answering the previous question, The Mullet had asked another what if question to keep the thread going?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« #667 : 06-07-2008 07:54 »

Then things would move a lot more smoothly.

What if Fry were a fantastic lover?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #668 : 06-07-2008 08:17 »
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Then he'd have no problems with the ladies.  Especially Leela.

What if The Mullet realized that he was posting on a Futurama website, which makes him just as much a nerd as everyone here?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« #669 : 06-07-2008 08:45 »

Then he'd start whining Igner-style.

What if Hedonism-Bot stopped being a hedonist?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #670 : 06-07-2008 10:27 »

Then he'd have no reason to exist.

What if Hanukkah Zombie decided to convert to another religion?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« #671 : 06-07-2008 18:54 »

Then he wouldn't be Hanukkah Zombie anymore would he?

What if Easter had a murderous mascot like X-Mas?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« #672 : 06-07-2008 20:34 »

Then there'd be a 50-foot robot bunny terrorizing the planet Night Of The Lepus-style.

What if the Robot Devil had kept Fry's hands?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #673 : 06-07-2008 20:50 »

He'd probably be insane, because fry's hands "keep touching me...in places".

What if Fry had kept together with Amy & had married her?
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« #674 : 06-08-2008 02:03 »

Then we would have hardly seen anything of Kif.

What if bigamy had been legalised by the thirty-first century?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #675 : 06-08-2008 02:37 »

Then Zap would have married dozens of women (if they could put up with him, that is).

What if Murder was legal in the 31st century?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« #676 : 06-08-2008 06:49 »

Then Zoidberg's mail-order degrees in Murderonomy and Murderology would finally pay off. Huzzah!

What if Scruffy appeared in every episode?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #677 : 06-08-2008 07:39 »

Then he wouldn't be as interesting.

What if Scruffy finally decided to do some work at PE?
SpaceCase

Liquid Emperor
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« #678 : 06-08-2008 11:46 »

A: He'd be violating union rules regarding 'sked-jewel kawn-flikts.'

Q: What items are on Scruffy's schedule to be conflicted with?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #679 : 06-08-2008 12:14 »

A: Union rules dictate he doesn't have to tell anyone that information.

Q: How did Scruffy get his job at Planet Express?
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