The What-If machine

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When everyone else got the wedding invitations, they'd be like "Amy's marrying who...?"

What if Kif asked Leela to be his Fon-Fon Rue?

[Reply #641 on:]

She'd probably kick his butt out of spite, then would feel bad about it & would agree to be it.

What if the Professor & Mom became a long term item?

[Reply #642 on:]

Then there'd be a lot of babies using up all the available adult diapers.

What if Leela and Fry's Miracle Cream superpowers became permanant?

[Reply #643 on:]

They'd constantly be fighting the forces of evil, and fry would get bored & lose interest.

What if Zoidberg was given superpowers?

[Reply #644 on:]

Then he'd go by the name King Crab.

What if the Professor had superpowers?

[Reply #645 on:]

A: Said superpowers would make up for his being 160+ years old; that is, he'd be slightly less of a curmudgeon...

Q: What if Amy had superpowers?

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A: Don't think it would matter, as Amy's not focused on helping others at this time.  It may shut her parents up, though.

Q: What if Zapp Brannigan had superpowers?

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A: He would think he was even cooler and Kif would go insane.

Q: What if Fry lived in Atlanta forever?

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A: He'd be very bored.  He'd keep wishing all the mermaids had the bottoms of humans, not the heads.

Q: What if Bender decided to live underwater?

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A: He would run afoul of some barracudas and meet an untimely death.

Q: What if Zoidberg had stayed in Atlanta?

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A: He'd probably find some nice fish to settle down with.

Q: What if Hermes decided to live underwater?

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A: He would start a society of Underwater Bureaucrats.

Q: What if Amy lived in Atlanta?

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A: She'd become queen of the ocean.

Q: What if Leela decided to live underwater?

[Reply #653 on:]

She'd become exasperated when her legs evolved into a tail, and she couldn't kick anyone anymore.

What if Fry had kept dating the "woman" from the radiator planet?

[Reply #654 on:]

A: He would've needed burn therapy to an indelicate area.

Q: What would happen to said indelicate area?

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A: Ever get burned by standing too close to a stove?  You get the idea.

Q: Who is the PERFECT woman for Fry?

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Someone who's slovenly, likes doing stuff and things, and will actually go out with him without having to be pestered for four seasons. 

What if the perfect woman for Fry was Amy?

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Then Fry blew it; that boat has sailed already.

What if Michelle really was the perfect woman for Fry?

[Reply #658 on:]

Then she wouldn't be Michelle would she?


What if Fry hadn't found Michelle in the cryotube?

[Reply #659 on:]

Then he never would have gotten the idea to hide himself inside her freezer tube in 2012, and Leela would have never met "Lars".

What if Fry grew a Scruffy 'stache?

[Reply #660 on:]

Then he'd have continual "scheduling conflicts".

What if he started talking like Zapp Brannigan?

[Reply #661 on:]

Well, he kinda, sorta does. 

What if Zoidberg lost his shell?

[Reply #662 on:]

He'd be in serious trouble; he'd probably get eaten really quickly.

What if the Professor decided to expand Planet Express?

[Reply #663 on:]

Then Fry and Bender would have to come up with a catchy jingle for the new PE franchise, and would fail miserably.

What if Kif and Amy were unable to make love due to their difference in species?

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That's the end of that relationship...

What if Zoidberg could have sex without dying?

[Reply #665 on:]

he would be ultra pimp. more tail than you nerds could imagine. 

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What if, after answering the previous question, The Mullet had asked another what if question to keep the thread going?

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Then things would move a lot more smoothly.

What if Fry were a fantastic lover?

[Reply #668 on:]

Then he'd have no problems with the ladies.  Especially Leela.

What if The Mullet realized that he was posting on a Futurama website, which makes him just as much a nerd as everyone here?

[Reply #669 on:]

Then he'd start whining Igner-style.

What if Hedonism-Bot stopped being a hedonist?

[Reply #670 on:]

Then he'd have no reason to exist.

What if Hanukkah Zombie decided to convert to another religion?

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Then he wouldn't be Hanukkah Zombie anymore would he?

What if Easter had a murderous mascot like X-Mas?

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Then there'd be a 50-foot robot bunny terrorizing the planet Night Of The Lepus-style.

What if the Robot Devil had kept Fry's hands?

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He'd probably be insane, because fry's hands "keep touching me...in places".

What if Fry had kept together with Amy & had married her?

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Then we would have hardly seen anything of Kif.

What if bigamy had been legalised by the thirty-first century?

[Reply #675 on:]

Then Zap would have married dozens of women (if they could put up with him, that is).

What if Murder was legal in the 31st century?

[Reply #676 on:]

Then Zoidberg's mail-order degrees in Murderonomy and Murderology would finally pay off. Huzzah!

What if Scruffy appeared in every episode?

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Then he wouldn't be as interesting.

What if Scruffy finally decided to do some work at PE?

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A: He'd be violating union rules regarding 'sked-jewel kawn-flikts.'

Q: What items are on Scruffy's schedule to be conflicted with?

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A: Union rules dictate he doesn't have to tell anyone that information.

Q: How did Scruffy get his job at Planet Express?