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seattlejohn01

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« Reply #360 on: 05-08-2008 03:29 »

The evening news would be BORING.

What if Professor Farnsworth gave Planet Express to Fry?
Frisco17

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« Reply #361 on: 05-08-2008 22:17 »

Chaos would ensue.

What if Fry was actually capable of running Planet Express?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #362 on: 05-08-2008 22:25 »

Wouldn't matter.  He's so gullible that he'd lose it in a card game or something similarly idiotic.

What if Fry needed a smart cap like Farnsworth's monkey Gunter?
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #363 on: 05-08-2008 22:39 »

Doesn't he already need one?

What if Gunter was a whale?
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #364 on: 05-08-2008 23:40 »

Then his cap would have to be the size of the Planet Express ship.

What if Bender lost one of his eyes when he extended it too far and it fell out and rolled down a sewer drain?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #365 on: 05-09-2008 01:02 »

He'd develop a better appreciation of what Leela goes through.

What if Amy suddenly grew up & became very mature?
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #366 on: 05-09-2008 12:53 »
« Last Edit on: 05-09-2008 12:53 »

Then she'd stop saying things like "Guh!" and "Globviously!"

What if Leela didn't know how to fight?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #367 on: 05-09-2008 13:50 »

She'd be in real trouble, as her mouth would get her in situations her fighting could no longer get her out of.

What if Hermes suddenly became "wild & crazy"?
limegreenaffair

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« Reply #368 on: 05-09-2008 21:51 »
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LaBarbara would be temporarily amused but eventually leave him for Barbados Slim until he was boring again thus seducing her into remarriage.

What if the 1X Robot had stuck around?
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #369 on: 05-09-2008 22:02 »

Bender would hug him and make his cute hugging noises.

What if Dwight was a girl?
hobbitboy

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« Reply #370 on: 05-10-2008 06:07 »
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[Edit: Oops, after logging off and watching Bender Should Not Be On TV I realised my answer (below) is about Cubert, not Dwight. Ah, well. There you go.]

People would probably laugh at her name and cast aspersions about her really being cloned from the Professor.

What if Dwight Cubert and Bender had each other's personalities?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #371 on: 05-10-2008 12:42 »

That would be kinda scary, because Cubert's the most arrogant know it all.  Put him in Bender's body, and you've got a recipe for disaster.

What if the Signoids actually cooked really good pizza, and they grew their one restaurant to a chain of pizza restaurants?
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #372 on: 05-10-2008 13:27 »

They would be famous, own a solid gold Death Star, and franchise to Omicron Persei 8.

What if Leela had stayed a blurnsball player?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #373 on: 05-10-2008 17:57 »

She would have been cut by any team she played for.  Remember, she's the "one eyed bean machine".

What if Amy wasn't rich?
Frisco17

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« Reply #374 on: 05-10-2008 21:20 »

She would live off the gifts from her many boyfriends.

What if Leela was rich?
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #375 on: 05-10-2008 22:46 »

She'd buy a solid-gold monocle.

What if Bender were rich?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #376 on: 05-11-2008 00:21 »

He wouldn't be as fun to watch.  He'd definitely try to pull less scams.

What if ZOIDBERG was rich?
hobbitboy

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« Reply #377 on: 05-11-2008 00:46 »

He'd lose it all to Bender forthwith.

What if ZOIDBERG was clever?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #378 on: 05-11-2008 00:51 »

He'd still lose things in card games & scams because he's still gullible.

What if Zoidberg was NOT gullible?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #379 on: 05-11-2008 09:34 »

He'd lose a great deal of his charm.

What if Kif had plastic surgery to give him bones?
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #380 on: 05-11-2008 09:56 »

He wouldn't be all squishy inside.

What if Kif became a smoker?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #381 on: 05-11-2008 13:45 »

He'd no longer be green; he'd be a disgusting shade of brown.

What if Lars had gone through with marrying Leela?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #382 on: 05-11-2008 13:53 »

She'd be a widow - he was always doomed!

What if Fry froze Leela for 12 years and then pretended to be Lars?
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #383 on: 05-11-2008 17:15 »

She'd ask Lars why he hadn't aged.

What if Leela and Michelle had been frozen until the year 4000?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #384 on: 05-11-2008 18:18 »

I think you mean Fry & Michelle...

If Leela and Michelle had been frozen until year 4000, they'd probably get on each other's nerves, regardless of the year.

What if Fry & Bender weren't roommates?
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #385 on: 05-11-2008 22:26 »

 
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Originally posted by seattlejohn01:
I think you mean Fry & Michelle...

D'oh!  no no


 
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What if Fry & Bender weren't roommates?

Then Fry would be living in that spectacular apartment by himself, and Bender would be lying in an alley somewhere blind stinking sober.

What if The Professor has phaser eye surgery and no longer needed glasses?
Frisco17

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« Reply #386 on: 05-11-2008 22:28 »

He'd probably talk to the right person more often.

What if Bender had killed Fry in BBS?
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #387 on: 05-11-2008 23:19 »

Then there would have been no Lars.

What if Bender wore clothes all the time?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #388 on: 05-11-2008 23:28 »

Bender would probably wear Hawaiian shirts & flip flops.

What if Bender were elected Earthican President?
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #389 on: 05-12-2008 00:15 »

 
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Originally posted by seattlejohn01:
Bender would probably wear Hawaiian shirts & flip flops.

It might be hard to keep them on his footcups...

 
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What if Bender were elected Earthican President?

Then he'd grow drunk with power and piss off another planet with some zany get-richer scheme, sparking off a galaxy-wide war that would devastate the Earth.

What if Amy still had her baby fat?
hobbitboy

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« Reply #390 on: 05-12-2008 00:45 »

The she probably wouls have forgone cuteness-reducing surgery in favour of fat-reducing surgery.

What if an effective (ie quick and easy with no detremential side-effects) and cheap procedure for removing excess fat was available in the thirty-first century?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #391 on: 05-12-2008 02:50 »

Then New New York would look like Los Angeles today; everyone would have had liposuction.

What if Amy suddenly started acting like Paris Hiltron?
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #392 on: 05-12-2008 10:12 »

Doesn't she already?

What if Fry ate Glagnar's Human Rinds all the time?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #393 on: 05-12-2008 10:30 »

Then he'd wash them down with Soylent Cola.

What if Fry got a haircut and removed those two forks of hair over his forehead?
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #394 on: 05-12-2008 11:16 »

His head wouldn't be as cute!  big grin

What if Leela fell madly in love with Mayor Poobenmier?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #395 on: 05-12-2008 12:31 »

She would have ended up as the Mayor's aide.

What if Leela took a job working for Mom?
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #396 on: 05-12-2008 14:18 »

She'd go mad with power.

What if Mom worked for Planet Express?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #397 on: 05-12-2008 15:01 »
« Last Edit on: 05-12-2008 15:01 »

Planet Express would become big and evil, instead of small and neutral.

What if the neutral people stopped being neutral? (Answers that sit on the fence will be punished by a fate worse than death: Pre-life, then death.)
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #398 on: 05-12-2008 15:18 »

The world with explode with a fractal edge ripping across the universe and Bender saying "We're boned!"

What if Zapp was timid and shy?

seattlejohn01

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« Reply #399 on: 05-12-2008 18:59 »
« Last Edit on: 05-12-2008 18:59 »

He still wouldn't score with chicks.

What if Seymour bit Fry?
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