The What-If machine

[Reply #440 on:]

Only Amy, Leela and Bender would come back home (Bender returns after stealing everything of value).

What if Bender was still a broken robot?

[Reply #441 on:]

Then he's become the subject of the movie biopic "The Bending Unit & The Butterfly".

What if Hermes were white?

[Reply #442 on:]

He would still respect his own diversity to the extent the law requires.

What if Hermes became best friends with Barbados Slim?

[Reply #443 on:]

Scary what they'd be thinking to do with LaBarbara...

What if LaBarbara got the hots for Professor Farnsworth?

[Reply #444 on:]

Then Archonix would end up making more extremely disturbing pictures.

What if the Professor's super collider didn't super explode?

[Reply #445 on:]

He'd still find a reason to return it to Pi-kea.

What if Pi-kea didn't give him any rancid meatballs?

[Reply #446 on:]

Then he'd just get more wobbley CD racks.

What if Barbados Slim had the hots for Hermes?

[Reply #447 on:]

LaBarbera would be jealous and fall in love with Amy.

What if Hermes had won the gold medal?

[Reply #448 on:]

He'd want to win Olympic gold in sex as well.

What if Hermes had not quit professional limboing?

[Reply #449 on:]

He wouldn't be as fat and Dwight would want to be just like him.

What if LaBarbera married Barbados Slim?

[Reply #450 on:]

Hermes would be seriously pissed, and Dwight would have looked quite different.

What if Dwight got in a fight with Gunter?

[Reply #451 on:]

Gunter's hat would fall off, Dwight would wear it, and everything would get a lot creepier from there.

What would happen if Cubert wore Gunter's hat?

[Reply #452 on:]

He would become super intelligent, and more arrogant than he is now.  Which means Bender would probably kill him.

What if Amy wore Gunter's hat?

[Reply #453 on:]

The word 'sploops' would be ancient history.

What if the Professor wore Gunter's hat?

[Reply #454 on:]

He'd become so intelligent that he would go insane.

what if Fry wore Gunter's hat?

[Reply #455 on:]

The worms would watch this from another body, get jealous, infest his bowels again, and he'd become SO smart Leela would marry him right away! YAY! 

What if Bender married Lucy Lui?

[Reply #456 on:]

Then he'd store her head in a jar in his chest cavity.

What if Lucy Liubot married Fry?

[Reply #457 on:]

Leela would eventually destroy it and claim she did it for his own good.

What if Leela wore Gunter's hat?

[Reply #458 on:]

She would have figured out she was a mutant a lot faster.

What if Gunter's hat was mass-produced for the general populace?

[Reply #459 on:]

There'd be a population of super intelligent & super arrogant people.

What if Zoidberg wore Gunter's hat?

[Reply #460 on:]

He'd probably turn inro a super villain with issues!

What if a brain slug wore the hat?

[Reply #461 on:]

They'd make much more efficient brain slugs.

What if Bender had a "wimp" chip installed?

[Reply #462 on:]

He'd become a romo.

What if nibbler ate Morbo.

[Reply #463 on:]

Can't happen.  Because Morbo "WILL DESTROY HIM!

What if nibbler was let loose in the hall of Presidential heads?

[Reply #464 on:]

Then there'd be a clearance sale on empty jars.

What if Fry got really good at Snoo-Snoo?

[Reply #465 on:]

He still couldn't nail Leela.

What if Bender lost any control of his emotions?

[Reply #466 on:]

GOODBYE MODERATION!!! (wait, that doesn't work...er... oh screw the whole thing)

What if Bender was God? (And I mean the real God)

[Reply #467 on:]

If he truly were God, there'd be no need for a robot hell.

What if Leela was elected Earthican President?

[Reply #468 on:]

She would demote Zapp to latine duty and launch ICBMs at anybody who hurt fuzzy little animals.

What if Fry was president?

[Reply #469 on:]

There'd be a lot more topless women on motorcycles.

What if Zoidberg really was Prince of Nigeria?

[Reply #470 on:]

There would be an even bigger food shortage than there is now.

What if the Professor actually had won the Spanish National Lottery?

[Reply #471 on:]

He would have retired, shut down Planet Express, & everyone would be out of a job.

What if Calculon couldn't act?

[Reply #472 on:]

If people realized that Calculon couldn't act the world would have been spared nearly a thousand years of crappy robot TV shows.

What if Scruffy was the Space Pope?

[Reply #473 on:]

Then he'd have to shave his 'stache.

What if Fry liked things with three things, instead of only one?

[Reply #474 on:]

Then he'd be too confused, and would give up.

What if Scruffy has put on Gunter's hat?

[Reply #475 on:]

He'd be just as lazy, just more intelligent as well.

What if Ndnd liked lilacs?

[Reply #476 on:]

Lrrr wouldn't get yelled at for getting them for her.

What if Lrrr kept Fry's nose?

[Reply #477 on:]

Then Fry wouldn't mind Bender's terrible cooking as much, because his sense of taste would be severely impaired.

What if Bender's metal ass wasn't shiny?

[Reply #478 on:]

He'd say "Bite my scuffed up metal ass!"

What if Hermes wasn't Jamaican?

[Reply #479 on:]

The his accent would come across as really pretentious.

What if there were no drugs in the thirty-first century?