The What-If machine

[Reply #400 on:]

Then Fry would have to put him down. 

What is Seymour bit Bender's shiny metal ass?

[Reply #401 on:]

Bender wouldn't feel it (it's metal, after all) and Seymour would lose teeth.

What if Bender COULD feel his shiny metal ass?

[Reply #402 on:]

Then he probably wouldn't have done half the crazy things that he subjected it to over the years.

What is Bender's ass actually served the same purpose that a human's ass does?

[Reply #403 on:]

Then he'd, uh, do his business while eating nachos. 

What if Leela wore skirts more often?

[Reply #404 on:]

Fry would be even more excited by seeing Leela.

What if Morgan Proctor became a permanent employee of Planet Express?

[Reply #405 on:]

Every night you'd hear the faint yelling of "DIRTY BOY!"

What if somebody did bite Bender's shiny metal ass?

[Reply #406 on:]

Already asked & answered (see top of page).

What if Bender decided to work for the Signoids?

[Reply #407 on:]

(Oops, I didn't pay attention. Sorry about that!)

Bender would make even the Signoids food look good.

What if Bender 1 came to live with Bender A and the rest of the PE crew?

[Reply #408 on:]

2 times the Bender?  No universe would survive that!

What if Fry & Leela (from the normal universe) got married & exchanged places with Fry & Leela (from the alternate universe)?

[Reply #409 on:]

Apart from the colors nobody would notice.

What if Amy A switched places with Amy 1?

[Reply #410 on:]

Like you previously said, apart from the colors nobody would notice.

What if Farnsworth A changed places with Farnsworth 1?

[Reply #411 on:]

People WOULD notice the lobotomy stitches.

What if Zoidberg had fingers?

[Reply #412 on:]

He'd use them to touch people... in places. (Especially if it was a medical examination.)

What if Zoidberg had lips.

[Reply #413 on:]

He does; you just can't see them.

What if Zoidberg actually knew what he was doing, as a doctor?

[Reply #414 on:]

Then the PE staff would allow themselves to get sick more often.

What if Bender got Meatbag Fever?

[Reply #415 on:]

He DID have meatbag fever; he was engaged to Lucy Lui's head.

What if Lucy Lui was still alive & of full body in the 31st century?

[Reply #416 on:]

Bender would probably love him less.

What if Kif was just a head in a jar?

[Reply #417 on:]

him???

He would be even more of a wimp.

What if Zapp was just a head in a jar?

[Reply #418 on:]

He'd be a little less creepy.

What if, when Fry was "killed" by the bee sting, his head was put in a jar so he could survive?

[Reply #419 on:]

He'd still pester Leela for dates.

What if Hermes' head was permanently backwards?

[Reply #420 on:]

Strangely, no one would notice.  Even LaBarbara would take a while to notice.

What if Professor Farnsworth was just a head in a jar?

[Reply #421 on:]

He'd have no use for the finglonger.

What if there was a limit on how many heads in jars there could be?

[Reply #422 on:]

Then we'd start seeing a lot of heads in the trash...

What if Fry and Bender kept their jobs at the cryogenics lab, and Leela kept her job as a pizza delivery girl?

[Reply #423 on:]

Then the series would have been pretty boring.

What if The Pain Monster went on a rampage?

[Reply #424 on:]

The world would need a Massacre Monster to bring order.

What if the Massacre Monster  went on a rampage?

[Reply #425 on:]

There would be a massacre.

What if the Chanukah Zombie went on a rampage?

[Reply #426 on:]

There would be mass conversion to the Jewish religion. 

What if Kwanzaabot went on a rampage?

[Reply #427 on:]

Everyone would be very confused about what religion they'd just been converted to.

What if the Robot Mafia went on a.... skiing holiday?

[Reply #428 on:]

They'd destroy the ski resort.  Clamps would clamp all the skis, skiers, lifts & trees, while Joey Mousepad would shoot up the lodge with his machine gun.

What if the DOOP decided to throw a full blown raging party?

[Reply #429 on:]

They wouldn't invite the neutrals.

What if the neutrals went on a rampage?

[Reply #430 on:]

Nobody would notice because they would never do anything.

What if the Robot Devil lived on Chapek 9 instead of in Jersey?

[Reply #431 on:]

Jersey would be a happier place to be.

What if Seymour...was a parrot?

[Reply #432 on:]

Fry would be seriously pissed at him.

What if Bender got stuck in the Pirate Universe?

[Reply #433 on:]

He'd be rich, but would go insane with wealth.

What if Leela was stuck in the coma and never woke up?

[Reply #434 on:]

The series would end.  DAMN YOU!

What if Bender A & Bender 1 started fighting?

[Reply #435 on:]

They'd use all the same fight moves, and would be completely matched. Thus, they'd get bored of "fighting" pretty quick and go get drunk.

What if one of the alternate universe boxes led to the X-Files universe?

[Reply #436 on:]

Then every episode would never end, and you'd be left wondering what the hell you just saw.

What if both Benders ended up in a "Cheers!" universe?

[Reply #437 on:]

They'd take over Cliff and Norm's places at the bar.

What if Leela got stuck in a "one eye" universe?

[Reply #438 on:]

She'd fit right in and probably wouldn't be as happy as a consequence.

What if the Benders from all the different universes (parallel or otherwise) got together?

[Reply #439 on:]

A fractal edge would rip across the universe and cause catastrophic doom.

What if the PE crew went to the world of all women?