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NastyInThePasty

Professor

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It'd be a brief but stormy affair.
What if Scruffy shaved off his moustache?
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Seymour_My_Hero

Professor

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Nobody would care. They'd just get another annoying lobster.
What if Scruffy became bubbly and hyper?
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Frisco17

DOOP Secretary

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It wouldn't last because he's so pathetic and she would dump him. Thus saving his life.
What if the Countess hadn't been sucked into the black hole?
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Seymour_My_Hero

Professor

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Bender would be married by now.
What if the native Martians enslaved Earth?
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Seymour_My_Hero

Professor

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Fry would try to find a friend, but would fail miserably. Spleesh.
What if Fry had left Leela in the cryogenic tube?
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Frisco17

DOOP Secretary

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Terry and Lou would have let her out eventually.
What if Bender hadn't been zapped by the lightbulb.
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NastyInThePasty

Professor

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Then Zapp would get much snoo-snoo.
What if Leela were attracted to Zoidberg?
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Seymour_My_Hero

Professor

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The show would be boring...
What if Fry became a mutant?
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NastyInThePasty

Professor

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Then Leela's parents would like him more.
What if The Planet Express crew were permanently trapped in Roswell, circa 1947?
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Frisco17

DOOP Secretary

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It would go to his head for a day or two then he'd be right back in the dumpster.
What if Fry hadn't killed Enos?
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NastyInThePasty

Professor

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Then, decades later, FBI Agent Mulder would find a yellowing photo of Zoidberg, circa 1947, posing with his dad.
What if Bender had married the Planet Express Ship?
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Seymour_My_Hero

Professor

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It would be a very boring, old people fight.
What if the Professor married Mom?
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Seymour_My_Hero

Professor

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They would build a super doomsday device and destroy all of the world.
What if they found the head of Agnew?
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Seymour_My_Hero

Professor

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John Jackson would be our new president.
What if Morbo was Earthican president?
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Frisco17

DOOP Secretary

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He would get revenge on all the pathetic humans who worked there and destroy it.
What if Linda wasn't a moron?
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Seymour_My_Hero

Professor

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When the brain's took over, she couldn't say, "The governor lady, 'I'm sending in more trains.'" And she wouldn't be funny.
What if Morbo was down-to-earth and gentle?
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