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Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #680 on: 04-20-2008 10:46 »
« Last Edit on: 04-20-2008 10:46 »

Please pick soon.

I'm getting bed sores...
La Belle Leela

Starship Captain
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« Reply #681 on: 04-20-2008 12:21 »
« Last Edit on: 04-20-2008 12:21 by Torgo »

NastyInThePasty wins!

nice TDHAIP reference!   big grin

Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #682 on: 04-20-2008 13:02 »

Claps for NastyInThePasty
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #683 on: 04-20-2008 17:07 »

Where is the new picture?!

I'm dying to make a new caption!

   hmpf

Mittens: What are you doing?
Bolt: Stay back! If I stare at the lock really hard, it'll burst into flames and melt.
Mittens: Now I'm concerned on a number of levels.
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #684 on: 04-20-2008 17:34 »

Hooray!  big grin

futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #685 on: 04-20-2008 18:01 »

Sadly, Leela often could not get her dates to open up and talk.
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #686 on: 04-20-2008 18:18 »

Leela: I'm telling you Fry, I'm not crazy! Even I know that this is a pickle jar

Fry: Leela, that's a pair of false teeth

Leela: No wonder those pickles hurt my tongue...
soylentOrange

Urban Legend
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« Reply #687 on: 04-20-2008 18:18 »
« Last Edit on: 04-20-2008 18:18 »

Leela: "What the hell kind of birthday cake is this?!"
Zed 85

Space Pope
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« Reply #688 on: 04-20-2008 18:24 »

Leela: You're breaking up with me!? But-But it's only been two dates! You haven't even got to know me yet! We've got so much in common, can't you see?
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #689 on: 04-20-2008 19:02 »
« Last Edit on: 04-20-2008 19:02 »

Leela: So you've never read The Great Gatsby?
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #690 on: 04-20-2008 19:15 »

Leela: They can't even get my beef rib order right. Instead I get teeth with overbite.
Tornadoboy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #691 on: 04-20-2008 19:39 »

Leela: I don't care what rumours you've heard, Fry. There's no way I could open my mouth that wide.
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #692 on: 04-20-2008 20:52 »
« Last Edit on: 04-20-2008 20:52 »

(Wow I never thought I'd lose with a Flying Circus reference.)

This evening on 'Late Night With Leela', the  Cheshire Cat.

(Audience applauds)

Leela: "Oh come on. It's just a set of fasle teeth. The audience isn't that stupid."

Murdoch (OS) "Silence Mortal!!"
km73

Space Pope
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« Reply #693 on: 04-20-2008 20:54 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Sine Wave:
Leela: So you've never read The Great Gatsby?

You really make my day   tongue

Great, now you've inspired me to try one...

Leela: If the Professor had to knock his teeth out in a bike-racing wreck on the way to the pancake house, fine, but did he have to make me watch his dentures?
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #694 on: 04-20-2008 21:19 »

I was going to keep doing GG references until I won because no one acknowledged my last two, but then I realized that would be too obscurely tedious even for me.
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #695 on: 04-20-2008 22:52 »

Leela: Come on, Nibbler, if you turn visible again, I'll give you this invisible ham...!
BenderīsRevenge

Bending Unit
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« Reply #696 on: 04-21-2008 00:17 »

Leela: I had no idea you'd find the tooth fairy frightening...
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #697 on: 04-21-2008 02:18 »

Unfortunately for Leela, her one woman version of Hamlet was not seen by a single person & closed in 1 day.
x.Bianca.x

Urban Legend
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« Reply #698 on: 04-21-2008 03:31 »

Leela: Why am I getting false teeth for my birthday? I'm not old!

Crew gives Leela weired looks

Leela: What?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #699 on: 04-21-2008 03:44 »

It turns out Leela's date's bite is worse than its toothpaste it uses
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #700 on: 04-21-2008 06:11 »

Professor: You want dentures?
Leela: I think I'm entitled.
Professor: You want dentures?
Leela: I want the tooth.
Professor: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TOOTH!

No apologies ever...not even for that.
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« Reply #701 on: 04-21-2008 07:33 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by DrThunder88:
Professor: You want dentures?
Leela: I think I'm entitled.
Professor: You want dentures?
Leela: I want the tooth.
Professor: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TOOTH!
Professor (continuing): No tooth handler you! Bah! I deride your tooth handling abilities!

  laff
BenderīsRevenge

Bending Unit
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« Reply #702 on: 04-21-2008 19:05 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by DrThunder88:
Professor: You want dentures?
Leela: I think I'm entitled.
Professor: You want dentures?
Leela: I want the tooth.
Professor: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TOOTH!

No apologies ever...not even for that.

None needed.  If I were picking, that'd be an insta-win.   big grin
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #703 on: 04-22-2008 12:46 »

Leela:  So, it was Zoidberg who made these dentures?  He could have them back, let him suffer with them! 
JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« Reply #704 on: 04-22-2008 14:42 »

Leela: *sigh* I need a dentist, and Zoidberg refers me to you... a talking pair of dentures.  Well, what do you have to say about my dental plan?

Dentures: Leela needs braces!
Leela: Dental Plan!
Dentures: Leela needs braces!
Leela: Dental Plan!
Dentures: Leela needs braces!
Leela: Dental Plan!
Dentures: Leela needs braces!
Leela: Dental Plan!
Kryten

Space Pope
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« Reply #705 on: 04-22-2008 18:42 »

A scene from Leela's forgotten career as a dental hygenist. Sadly, she was fired after a tragic accident involving mint-flavored floss and a patient with severe gingivitis.
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« Reply #706 on: 04-23-2008 09:44 »

Sadly, Leela's forthright and somewhat aggressive tendencies proved to be an insurmountable barrier to her dream of becoming a teeth whisperer.
La Belle Leela

Starship Captain
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« Reply #707 on: 04-24-2008 00:35 »

Leela: "Ewwww! even his dentures have liver spots!" ><
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« Reply #708 on: 04-24-2008 06:57 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by NastyInThePasty:
Leela: Come on, Nibbler, if you turn visible again, I'll give you this invisible ham...!

Umm... Isn't it a bit unusual for someone to participate in a competition where they get to choose the winner?
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #709 on: 04-24-2008 07:29 »

It does seem to be a conflict of interest.
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #710 on: 04-24-2008 08:51 »

Oh, I didn't know that I was choosing the winner. [smacks forehead]

Should I choose one now?
Tornadoboy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #711 on: 04-24-2008 09:08 »

It's been four days. I think a winner is ripe for the picking.
bobbot

Bending Unit
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« Reply #712 on: 04-24-2008 09:13 »

Leela: What do you mean, have I ever been gummed?
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #713 on: 04-24-2008 11:37 »

24 hours after the last entry is the general rule. But it's your gig to call.
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #714 on: 04-25-2008 00:10 »

Okay, then I choooooooooooooose.........Le ela.

ImeanAmy.

Uh, I mean...

JBERGES (my favorite Simpsons joke ever  big grin).
JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« Reply #715 on: 04-25-2008 12:01 »

Ack, I just beat a pun with a reference.   I feel so dirty...

NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #716 on: 04-25-2008 12:35 »

Fry:...so then he walks into a bar with a big ol' pile of sh!t in his hands and says, "Hey, look what I almost stepped in!"

futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #717 on: 04-25-2008 13:11 »

Amy: What's with Fry? He's been sitting like that all day. Did the Professor invent a paralyzer ray?

Leela: No, he tasted the vending machine hot chocolate.

Amy: I'll get Dr. Zoidberg.

Leela: No, I like him better this way.
La Belle Leela

Starship Captain
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« Reply #718 on: 04-25-2008 13:35 »
« Last Edit on: 04-25-2008 13:35 by Torgo »

Fry: "K, I'm gonna burp the alphabet! You guys might wanna stand back!"
Debris

Crustacean
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« Reply #719 on: 04-25-2008 13:48 »

Fry is locked in a heavy decision.  Simply pee in the cup?  Or risk potential exercise by exercising basic manners?  The debate continues...
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