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seattlejohn01

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« Reply #360 on: 03-08-2008 00:16 »

212: Bender can continue to function, even with a hole drilled in his head & a brand new "axehole".
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« Reply #361 on: 03-08-2008 20:19 »
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211: Smoking, drinking, commiting crimes and violence make you cool..
tyraniak

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« Reply #362 on: 03-08-2008 20:36 »

210: people be convinced to kill if told their enemies think they look like dorks
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #363 on: 03-08-2008 21:22 »

209: If Bender cuts off "little Bender", everyone around him gets better TV reception.
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« Reply #364 on: 03-10-2008 19:00 »

208: Leela keeps a french horn on the bridge for some reason.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #365 on: 03-10-2008 19:04 »

207: Zapp Branigan suffers from a very Sexy learning disorder - Sexlexia
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« Reply #366 on: 03-11-2008 20:05 »

206: don;t be a Zoidberg!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #367 on: 03-11-2008 20:56 »

205: Raith Sienar is aparently jewish.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #368 on: 03-11-2008 21:27 »

204: Don't upgrade the Planet Express Ship's software; the ship will start talking like Sigourney Weaver...
tyraniak

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« Reply #369 on: 03-11-2008 23:30 »

203: Whether they're waves or particles, photons go down smooth
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #370 on: 03-12-2008 01:16 »

202: Melllvar thinks he's the most knowlegeable Star Trek fan, but could only manage 300 points on Ambassador Sarek's Trivia Challenge.
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« Reply #371 on: 03-12-2008 20:44 »

201: When Leonard Nimoy directed Star Trek IV he got a magnificent performance out of Willam Shatner because he respected him so much.

200: When Shatner directed Star Trek V he got a magnificent performance from himself because he respected himself so much.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #372 on: 03-12-2008 23:40 »

199: On the planet Omega 3, when Bender asked "Can those who hate Star Trek leave", Chekov showed he hated his own show by saying "Good Question!"
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« Reply #373 on: 03-12-2008 23:48 »

198: Amy can speak Yeti
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #374 on: 03-13-2008 01:41 »

197: George Takei doesn't know Karate, and considers anyone asking him if he does to be offensive.
tyraniak

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« Reply #375 on: 03-13-2008 16:47 »

196: Robots don't like puppies, but they'll still accept flowers from their sweetie
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« Reply #376 on: 03-13-2008 20:43 »
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195: Bender is in possesion of Charlemagne's corpse.

194: He also has John Larroquette's spine and the skulls of most of the Mousekiteers.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #377 on: 03-13-2008 23:47 »
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193: Bender believes that singing XMAS carols to someone permits him to loot their apartment & steal their stuff.
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« Reply #378 on: 03-14-2008 11:49 »

192: 3 toed sloth's also live on ice planet Hoth

191: Hermes mother was fat, ugly, and promiscous

190: Victor eats dog food unless he sells a car
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« Reply #379 on: 03-14-2008 13:23 »

189: KITT's windshield wipers were evil.

188: It didn't come up much in the story, though.
tyraniak

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« Reply #380 on: 03-14-2008 13:41 »

187: Captain Muskee is in the best physical shape of any previous PE crew members, and he has a great sense of humor to back it up
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #381 on: 03-14-2008 14:04 »

186: Even though Bender's body needs to be fueled daily by drinking "nutritious alcohol", his head can remain buried in the sand for 1,000 years & still be operating.
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« Reply #382 on: 03-14-2008 20:42 »

185: Bender's eyes show what funtion his internal cassette player is performing.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #383 on: 03-14-2008 21:14 »

184: Planet Express Ship's brain is a "Carbonated Logic Matrix".
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« Reply #384 on: 03-15-2008 07:26 »
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183: Chanuakh Zobime flys a Tie Fighter

182: The Universe ends right after DogDoo 7

181: Robot elders are incompetent

180: Women from Planet Amazonia no can dunk but good fundamentals

179: The Vice President of the US is responsible for protecting the Space-Time Continuum

178: Hands can be made in a hour.... but they need to be broken in.

177: If a warning label is big you know its gotta be fun
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #385 on: 03-15-2008 14:17 »

176: If you're looking for a thrill, try "riding a T-Rex".  But, be warned; it's a kids ride.
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« Reply #386 on: 03-16-2008 20:56 »

175: Keep your palms flat.

174: Blowing up planet's is considered "hum-drum".
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #387 on: 03-16-2008 22:30 »

173: Moon mountains of stinky garbage include Bart Simpson dolls.
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« Reply #388 on: 03-17-2008 20:08 »

172: Leela prefers the NFC to the AFC.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #389 on: 03-17-2008 21:46 »
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171: Zapp Brannigan prefers to wear his DOOP uniform shirt as a complete uniform; Kif can attest to this.
tyraniak

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« Reply #390 on: 03-17-2008 23:32 »

170: The Colone's secret recipe is chicken grease and salt
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #391 on: 03-18-2008 03:15 »

169: $5 will get you a lapdance from a stripperbot, whether you're a robot or a human.
tyraniak

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« Reply #392 on: 03-18-2008 12:22 »

168: Only a total perv is into exhaust fans
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #393 on: 03-18-2008 13:49 »

167: Never ask Morbo to flash; don't know what's there, but it'll make you shriek in horror.
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« Reply #394 on: 03-18-2008 20:22 »
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166: In the future Boy Scouts are issued Scuds.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #395 on: 03-19-2008 00:09 »

165: Bender likes to wear scarves or sweaters for no reason; he thinks it shows off his "great fashion sense".
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« Reply #396 on: 03-19-2008 20:46 »

164: Flexo was sent to a South American Turkish prison.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #397 on: 03-19-2008 20:54 »

163: In the future, you don't have to pay income taxes...as long as you spend a weekend with the Pain Monster.
km73

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« Reply #398 on: 03-19-2008 23:31 »

162: "Cop Department" is real. The people you see are not actors. Most of them aren't even people.

161: If Fry ever wants to go back to the year 2000, he'll just freeze himself again.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #399 on: 03-20-2008 00:38 »
« Last Edit on: 03-20-2008 00:38 »

160: Bender's audition for "All My Circuits" was really the time he took those hostages on "Cops"; Calculon thought he was "good".
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