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x.Bianca.x

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« Reply #440 on: 04-11-2008 22:10 »

A: The pigeon-man of Hujor III

Q: How did he create them?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #441 on: 04-11-2008 22:24 »
« Last Edit on: 04-13-2008 00:00 »

A: The Pigeon man fed cheese from mutated buggalo milk (passed through rats' balls at light speed) to pigeons. The results were terrible.

Q: What else did the Pigeon man of Hujor III create?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #442 on: 04-14-2008 16:11 »

A: A race of super intelligent buggalo wranglers.

Q: Why would anyone need to wrangle buggalo?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #443 on: 04-14-2008 16:47 »

A: Everything needs wrangling in the 31st century.

Q: Which things especially need wrangling?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #444 on: 04-14-2008 18:20 »

A: Signoids for one.  If you don't stay on top of them, you'll find them living in your oven.

Q: Where else do Signoids make their home?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #445 on: 04-14-2008 22:36 »

A: Dustbins, fridges, and even the TV if you leave it off long enough.

Q: What other species make their homes in household items?
x.Bianca.x

Urban Legend
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« Reply #446 on: 04-15-2008 02:38 »

A: The migrating dust-bunnys of dirtatious 5

Q: What do they do?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #447 on: 04-15-2008 16:32 »

A: Primarily congregate in corners, collecting dust as a hobby.

Q: What else do they do?
Frisco17

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« Reply #448 on: 04-15-2008 21:55 »
« Last Edit on: 04-15-2008 21:55 »

A: They viciously attack anyone who passes by their sacred cave.

Q: What's in there?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #449 on: 04-16-2008 01:02 »

A: Weapons grade plutonium

Q: what do dust bunnies plan to do with plutonium?
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« Reply #450 on: 04-16-2008 07:45 »

A: Build a Plutarch, so they will have a means of saving themselves when their sacred cave becomes submerged during the Great Flood.

Q: What is going to trigger the coming of the Great Flood?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #451 on: 04-16-2008 16:15 »

A: The third coming of Jesus.

Q: If he's coming again for the 3rd time, why can't he get it right?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #452 on: 04-17-2008 00:41 »

A: Like they say, 3rd times a charm

Q: Will his 3rd time be the charm, or will he have to come again?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #453 on: 04-17-2008 01:15 »
« Last Edit on: 04-17-2008 01:15 »

A: He'll have to come again.

Q: What will happen to screw up the third coming?
BenderīsRevenge

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« Reply #454 on: 04-17-2008 01:20 »
« Last Edit on: 04-17-2008 01:20 »

A: He'll take away all underpants.

Q: How many girders could a bending unit bend, if a bending unit could bend girders?
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« Reply #455 on: 04-17-2008 05:26 »

A: "All of them, baby!" (Until it gets to the disguised 'unbendable' girder.)

Q: How many girders must a bending unit bend, if said bending unit wants to make a suicide booth?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #456 on: 04-17-2008 11:14 »
« Last Edit on: 04-17-2008 11:14 »

A: The 4 primary structural girders. Plus 17 secondary girders.

Q: What function do the 17 secondary girders perform?
Frisco17

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« Reply #457 on: 04-17-2008 21:32 »

A: "Secondary girders" is code for the weapons that are installed.

Q: Why are they so secret about it?
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« Reply #458 on: 04-18-2008 05:11 »

A: They learned their lession in the Great Suicide Booth Espionage Scandal (GSBES) of 2413.

Q: What else does GSBES stand for?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #459 on: 04-18-2008 13:20 »

A: Gumbercules Solves Brannigan's Elephant Snafu

Q: What was said Elephant Snafu?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #460 on: 04-18-2008 15:05 »

A: The snafu happened cause Zapp brought thousands of mice to the Elephant homeworld, Elephantos 12. (And thanks for introducing me to a new word tyraniak).

Q: What did Zapp hope to achieve by bringing mice to Elephantos 12?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #461 on: 04-18-2008 17:31 »

A: Chaos.  As a prelude to invasion & carpet bombing.

Q: Why did Zapp want to invade and/or bomb Elephantos 12?
Frisco17

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« Reply #462 on: 04-18-2008 22:57 »

A: He has a grudge against Elephants.

Q: Why?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #463 on: 04-18-2008 23:56 »

A: They killed his parents.

Q: How did this happen?
Frisco17

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« Reply #464 on: 04-19-2008 21:08 »

A: His father was trying to emulate Hannibal and the Elephants got annoyed and killed him.

Q: What was he doing to make them so mad?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #465 on: 04-19-2008 22:27 »

A: He kept saying he was going to eat an Elephant "with some fava beans and a nice Chianti...pfffffft".  Elephants don't react well to "pffffft".

Q: What DO Elephants react well to?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #466 on: 04-20-2008 07:34 »

A: Good quality stand-up, cause they don't have any on their planet anymore.

Q: Why is there no stand-up on Elephantos 12?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #467 on: 04-20-2008 11:28 »

A: All the comics were killed in the Great Comic Massacre of 2958.

Q: That caused the Great Comic Massacre adn subsequent lack of comics?
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #468 on: 04-20-2008 12:19 »

A:  A war between Marvel and Archie!


Q:  If Bender can speak bumble bee (like he did in The Sting), can he speak elephant? 
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #469 on: 04-20-2008 13:01 »

A: No; last time he tried, he caused a stampede.

Q: What other languages can Bender speak?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #470 on: 04-20-2008 16:30 »

A: He speaks poodle, but they're all dead so it's useless to him.

Q: Going back to Tyraniak's earlier question - how did Gumbercules solve the Elephant snafu?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #471 on: 04-20-2008 19:44 »

A: Mice traps.  Lots and lots of mice traps.

Q: What caused the poodles to die out?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #472 on: 04-20-2008 19:52 »

MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, real answer coming up:

A: They all committed suicide during the Great Dog Groomers' Strike of 2143.

Q: What made the Dog Groomers go on strike?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #473 on: 04-20-2008 20:02 »

A: They were facing losing their jobs due to being replaced by doggroomingbots.

Q: Why would anyone create a doggroomingbot?
Frisco17

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« Reply #474 on: 04-20-2008 21:04 »

A: The snooty old people were tired of paying people to do it.

Q: What other debilitating strikes were there?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #475 on: 04-20-2008 22:05 »

A: The feces processor walkout of 2436 and the Bureaucratic strike of 2875.

Q: What caused the Bureaucratic strike of 2975?
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« Reply #476 on: 04-21-2008 08:06 »
« Last Edit on: 04-21-2008 08:06 »

A: A sudden rise in the number of instances where members of the general public were found to be bucking the system by doing their paperwork themselves.

Q: How was the Bureaucratic strike of 2975 different from the Bureaucratic strike of 2875?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #477 on: 04-21-2008 12:42 »

A: The bureaucratic strike of 2975 was caused by the bureacrats losing the majority of the "settle the 2875 conflict" paperwork, and forgetting to stamp the remaining forms in triplicate.

Q: What other bureaucratic snafoos have happened over the years?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #478 on: 04-21-2008 14:20 »

A: The stamping ink shortage of the 2890s was terrible. Ink supplies were so low that bureaucrats were forced to only stamp forms 2 times, they are still going through the backlog and putting the 3 extra stamps in place.

Q: How much longer will it take to clear the backlog from the Ink crisis?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #479 on: 04-21-2008 17:32 »

A: 25 years exactly; no more, no less.

Q: What's the name of the newly created Bureaucratic headquarters homeworld?
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