"I heard questions make you stupid. No, I'm... doesn't"- Stupid questions.

[Reply #520 on:]

A: Repairing the ship after crashing into the Sacred Shrine of Brothelium.

Q: What kinds of offerings are placed at the shrine?

[Reply #521 on:]

A: Old VHS copies of "Debbie Does Dallas" and "Deep Throat".

Q: What other planets/structures has the Planet Express ship crashed into?

[Reply #522 on:]

A: Now that's a big list. Might be easier to just axe this:

Q: What planets/structures HASN'T the Planet Express ship crashed into?

[Reply #523 on:]

A: Zevulon 12, the cockroach planet.  Nobody travels to that planet.

Q: Why not?

[Reply #524 on:]

A: Humans can't survive due to all the radiation. Why else would it be populated entirely by cockroaches?

Q: Does Fry still have time for video games?

[Reply #525 on:]

A: Yes, but he still sucks at them.

Q: Is it because he's uncoordinated or because of his lack of Delta brain wave?

[Reply #526 on:]

A: No, because all 31st century video game controllers are suppositories

Q: Who enjoys playing these games?

[Reply #527 on:]

A: Zapp Brannigan LOVES these games.  It might have something to do with the "game controllers are suppositories" fact, but he won't own up to it.

Q: What else does Zapp enjoy doing (besides enjoying his own image in the mirror or touching his fine "velour" uniform)?

[Reply #528 on:]

A: He burns things - he's a total pyromaniac.

Q: What has Zapp burned in the past?

[Reply #529 on:]

A: He used to be a hippie, so he tried burning his draft card.  Unfortunately, he couldn't figure out how to make his matches work the way he wanted, and ended up burning his arm instead, which is why he wears long gloves & hates hippies.

Q: What else does Zapp hate?

[Reply #530 on:]

A: Klingon Transvestites

Q: Why does he hate them?

[Reply #531 on:]

A: Zapp thought one of them was a woman, and had a "date" with her/him.  Imagine how surprised he was...

Q: What other mistaken shennanigans has Zapp gotten into?

[Reply #532 on:]

A: I'm not answering that - I just like the concept of Brannigan's shennanigans. Oh alright then, he once orbited a planet the wrong way round its one-way system and caused no less than 2,764 crashes.

Q: Which planet was it and how was Zapp punished?

[Reply #533 on:]

A: It was Nearsightismo 3, and he wasn't punished because none of the drivers could see him clearly enough to identify him.

Q: Who else has had problems on Nearsightismo 3?

[Reply #534 on:]

A: Mr Magoobot

Q: Who invented the Magoobot?

[Reply #535 on:]

A: The same inventor as the "3 Stoogetrons"

Q: What do the 3 Stoogetrons do?

[Reply #536 on:]

A: Pretty much just repeatedly smack eachother.

Q: What other robot comedy groups are there?

[Reply #537 on:]

A: Ab-bot and Costellomatic, The Bittle Rascals, and the Droids in the Hall

Q: Who are the most succesful robot musicians?

[Reply #538 on:]

A: Right now, the most successful robot musicians is the group "Electricity".

Q: What's their biggest hit?

[Reply #539 on:]

A: Watt's goin on

Q: Are there any other Decapodian actors beside Harold Zoid?

[Reply #540 on:]

A: Yes, there's Claws von Buwlow and Shell-y Hock.

Q: What movie are they most famous for?

[Reply #541 on:]

A: The original Star Claws Trilogy, released in 2977, 2980 and 2983.

Q: Did anyone like the prequels they made in 2999, 3002 and 3005?

[Reply #542 on:]

a: only the Gungans

Q: What made them such bad movies?

[Reply #543 on:]

A: Too much "Whoop, whoop, whoop", not enough plot.

Q: Who was the star of "Raiders of the lost claw"?

[Reply #544 on:]

A: Not sure of his name, but he played Clam Solo.

Q: What other films have the Decapodians mades?

[Reply #545 on:]

A: There's "Planet of the Clams", where lobster eats clam, and "Boiling Water Pot - A Love Story".

Q: Who starred in "Planet of the Clams"?

[Reply #546 on:]

A: Shellton Heston

Q: What is Shellton Heston's opinion on firearms?

[Reply #547 on:]

A: You can have his firearms, when you pry them from his cold, dead claws. 

Q: What's Shellton Heston's most famous line from a movie?

[Reply #548 on:]

A: I cant remember any of his lines, but he was great in "Ben Hermit Crab" (it won 11 Lobscars). But it's a great question so I'll ask it again.

Q: What's Shellton Heston's most famous line from a movie?

[Reply #549 on:]

A: "Get your shell off me, you damn dirty clam!" - From Planet of the Clams.

Q: How did Shellton Heston pass away?

[Reply #550 on:]

A: Went on vacation in a Japanese hot spring.

Q: What happened to him?

[Reply #551 on:]

A: The spring was too hot and he boiled in his shell.

Q: Total change of original question What were some of the last pieces of information assimilated by the Infosphere? (Not including beavers, carpets or 11>4)

[Reply #552 on:]

A: The size of the universe, the meaning of life and the Colonel's secret recipe.

Q: What is the meaning of life according to the infosphere?

[Reply #553 on:]

A: Not forty-two. It's actually forty-seven.

Q: What are the current contents of Fry's locker?

[Reply #554 on:]

A: His locker is empty. He forgot to put anything in it after the events of The Sting.

Q: If puppies and kittens could interbreed, what would their offspring be?

[Reply #555 on:]

A: Puttens.

Q: What do puttens look like?

[Reply #556 on:]

A: Puppy body, kitten head.

Q: Are puttens the cutest things on Earth?

[Reply #557 on:]

A: No there is only one thing cuter than them.

Q: What is the only thing cuter than a putten?

[Reply #558 on:]

A: A kippy.

Q: What is so cute about kippies?

[Reply #559 on:]

A: They're part Kif, part puppies.

Q: Which part is which?