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seattlejohn01

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« #400 : 04-06-2008 11:11 »

A: From the Master Clampmaker on Clampulon 3.  Then he clamped him.

Q: What skills allowed Joey Mousepad to join the Robot Mafia?
ShepherdofShark

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« #401 : 04-06-2008 11:37 »

A: The Donbot let Joey join cause he felt stupid saying "the entire Robot Mafia" when it was just him.

Q: Will any one else (besides Bender) ever get into the Robot Mafia?
Bendersfan1221

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« #402 : 04-06-2008 12:14 »
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A: Yes.

Q: Who would be robot enough to join the entire Robot Mafia?
seattlejohn01

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« #403 : 04-06-2008 13:34 »

A: The Robot Devil, for one.

Q: If Hedonismbot promotes a hedonistic lifestyle, and the Robot Mafia promote crime, what other robots promote vices and/or crimes?
ShepherdofShark

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« #404 : 04-06-2008 13:57 »
« : 04-06-2008 13:57 »

I have to say I think the Robot Devil would never join the mafia. He's robot enough to be sure, but he owns the mafia (they're all on the wheel).

A: They've got it covered between them. The Robot Mafia keeps people supplied; Hedonismbot keeps them wanting.

Q: What does buggalo cheese taste like?
Bendersfan1221

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« #405 : 04-06-2008 14:04 »
« : 04-06-2008 14:04 »

A: Like a mix of Gouda and provalone.

Q: What other animals have products that can be made in to cheese like substances?
seattlejohn01

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« #406 : 04-06-2008 16:57 »

A: The Goatensteins of Monsteria Minor, and the curd creatures of Xylex 7.

Q: What is considered the "Best Food" in the 31st century?
Frisco17

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« #407 : 04-06-2008 19:31 »

A: Bender's tainted cooking.

Q: What was it before that?
seattlejohn01

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« #408 : 04-06-2008 21:53 »

A: The original Signoid Pizza.

Q: Besides hideous pizza, what's the favorite variety of food in the 31st?
x.Bianca.x

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« #409 : 04-07-2008 01:20 »

A: Bavarian cream-dogs that are self microwaving.

Q: What do they use instead of DVDs in the 31st century?
ShepherdofShark

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« #410 : 04-07-2008 04:55 »
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A: DVVDs. Digital Very Versatile Discs.

Q: Why are DVVDs better than DVDs (apart from their extra versatility)?
seattlejohn01

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« #411 : 04-07-2008 14:26 »

A: They come in many scents; the one Fry has smells like wet dog.

Q: Why would someone create a DVD that has a questionable scent?
ShepherdofShark

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« #412 : 04-07-2008 14:38 »

A: Some alien species living on Earth can only smell things; it's like subtitles - that "wet dog" smell is a complete movie, with extras, to the people of.. er...

Q: What aliens are there that can only smell things?
seattlejohn01

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« #413 : 04-07-2008 14:42 »

A: The nostril monsters of Planet Odiferous 3 & the creatures from noseilas minor.

Q: What other aliens are based on only 1 sense?
ShepherdofShark

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« #414 : 04-07-2008 15:22 »
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A: The Tutcheefeelese of the Invaidure Space. The second most annoying species in the Universe.

Q: What is the most annoying species in the Universe?
seattlejohn01

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« #415 : 04-07-2008 18:02 »

A: There are lots of annoying species, but the Sulphur Gas creatures of Smellulon 6 are considered to be the most annoying; they can clear out a room faster than any creature alive.

Q: Do the Smellulon 6 Sulphur Gas creatures have any friends?
Frisco17

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« #416 : 04-07-2008 18:21 »

A: Yes, the Muuns because they don't have noses.

Q: Who else can put up with them?
ShepherdofShark

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« #417 : 04-07-2008 19:08 »

A: The Breathing Equipment people of Gasmaskopia.

Q: Do the Smellulon 6 Sulphur Gas creatures have any purpose?
Bendersfan1221

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« #418 : 04-07-2008 19:22 »

A: No.

Q: Why would they exist if they have no purpose?
km73

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« #419 : 04-07-2008 21:57 »

A: For the sheer purpose of existing.

Q: Was Fry cooler as Captain Yesterday or Congo Jack?
seattlejohn01

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« #420 : 04-07-2008 22:35 »

A: Captain Yesterday; he had super powers.

Q: Besides strength, speed & invulnerability to bullets, what other powers did Fry have?
ShepherdofShark

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« #421 : 04-08-2008 09:09 »

A: He was super-cool. But he never got a chance to measure his coolness with the coolometer.

Q: How many Megafonzies did Fry read when he was using the miracle cream?
KurtPikachu2001

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« #422 : 04-08-2008 12:29 »

A:  100,000 megafonzies to be exact.


Q:  Instead of a French head, what if Fry grabbed an Italian head in BBS? 
Frisco17

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« #423 : 04-08-2008 19:22 »

A: It would have been Benito Mussolini.

Q: How would that have affected BBS?
seattlejohn01

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« #424 : 04-08-2008 21:24 »

A: The film would have immediately taken a nasty fascist turn, and wouldn't have sold well.

Q: What other things might have affected BBS for the worse?
ShepherdofShark

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« #425 : 04-09-2008 07:10 »

A: Killing off all the PE crew and replacing them with owls.

Q: How would this affect business for Planet Express?
seattlejohn01

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« #426 : 04-09-2008 10:54 »

A: It would shut down Planet Express, because Zoidberg's people would be on those owls like white on rice, and there would be no one left to run the company.

Q: How would things be if Zapp ran Planet Express?
ShepherdofShark

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« #427 : 04-09-2008 11:14 »

A: Very sexfull.

Q: With Zapp running Planet Express, where would they make most of their deliveries?
seattlejohn01

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« #428 : 04-09-2008 11:40 »

A: The "enhancement" planets of Cialis 8 & Viagra Major.

Q: If Zapp were in charge, who would be in his crew?

ShepherdofShark

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« #429 : 04-09-2008 15:55 »
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A: Pilot: Vanessa Takerbrahov. Delivery Boy: Justin Thurway. Assistant manager of sales: Bender.

Q: Why would Zapp keep Bender on the crew?
seattlejohn01

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« #430 : 04-09-2008 19:36 »

A: For entertainment value.

Q: Who are Vanessa Takerbrahov & Justin Thurway, and why would Zapp have them as part of his crew?
ShepherdofShark

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« #431 : 04-10-2008 04:06 »

A: Vanessa (an ex-prostitute) was hired because of her tendency to remove her clothes. Justin (who's never had a job before) is an idiot that Zapp hired to make himself look good.

Q: Does Zapp look good in front of his idiotic employee?
seattlejohn01

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« #432 : 04-10-2008 10:52 »

A: No.  Even idiotic employees have a low opinion of Zapp.

Q: If Zapp were in charge, what people might hire them to make deliveries?
upside_ur_head

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« #433 : 04-10-2008 12:27 »

A. The Neutral people on the Neutral planet as they have no opinon of Zapp one way or the other.

Q. Do the Neutral people have an opinon on anything?
Bendersfan1221

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« #434 : 04-10-2008 12:56 »
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A: All their opinions are neutral.

Q: What caused the Neutral people to become so neutral?
ShepherdofShark

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« #435 : 04-10-2008 18:57 »

A: They're simply born with a heart full of neutrality.

Q: What happens to people who have opinions on the Neutral Planet?
seattlejohn01

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« #436 : 04-10-2008 20:10 »

A: No one knows; no one's ever had an opinion there.

Q: Besides scissors, what frightens the yarn people of Nylar 4?
Bendersfan1221

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« #437 : 04-10-2008 20:16 »

A: Fire and sharp objects.

Q: How did the Yarn people of Nylar 4 come to be?
seattlejohn01

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« #438 : 04-10-2008 20:25 »

A: A lab experiment gone horribly awry.

Q: What other races of creatures were created in similar tragic experiments?
Frisco17

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« #439 : 04-11-2008 19:35 »

A: The pigeon-rats of Hujor III.

Q: Who created them?
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