"I heard questions make you stupid. No, I'm... doesn't"- Stupid questions.

[Reply #400 on:]

A: From the Master Clampmaker on Clampulon 3.  Then he clamped him.

Q: What skills allowed Joey Mousepad to join the Robot Mafia?

[Reply #401 on:]

A: The Donbot let Joey join cause he felt stupid saying "the entire Robot Mafia" when it was just him.

Q: Will any one else (besides Bender) ever get into the Robot Mafia?

[Reply #402 on:]

A: Yes.

Q: Who would be robot enough to join the entire Robot Mafia?

[Reply #403 on:]

A: The Robot Devil, for one.

Q: If Hedonismbot promotes a hedonistic lifestyle, and the Robot Mafia promote crime, what other robots promote vices and/or crimes?

[Reply #404 on:]

I have to say I think the Robot Devil would never join the mafia. He's robot enough to be sure, but he owns the mafia (they're all on the wheel).

A: They've got it covered between them. The Robot Mafia keeps people supplied; Hedonismbot keeps them wanting.

Q: What does buggalo cheese taste like?

[Reply #405 on:]

A: Like a mix of Gouda and provalone.

Q: What other animals have products that can be made in to cheese like substances?

[Reply #406 on:]

A: The Goatensteins of Monsteria Minor, and the curd creatures of Xylex 7.

Q: What is considered the "Best Food" in the 31st century?

[Reply #407 on:]

A: Bender's tainted cooking.

Q: What was it before that?

[Reply #408 on:]

A: The original Signoid Pizza.

Q: Besides hideous pizza, what's the favorite variety of food in the 31st?

[Reply #409 on:]

A: Bavarian cream-dogs that are self microwaving.

Q: What do they use instead of DVDs in the 31st century?

[Reply #410 on:]

A: DVVDs. Digital Very Versatile Discs.

Q: Why are DVVDs better than DVDs (apart from their extra versatility)?

[Reply #411 on:]

A: They come in many scents; the one Fry has smells like wet dog.

Q: Why would someone create a DVD that has a questionable scent?

[Reply #412 on:]

A: Some alien species living on Earth can only smell things; it's like subtitles - that "wet dog" smell is a complete movie, with extras, to the people of.. er...

Q: What aliens are there that can only smell things?

[Reply #413 on:]

A: The nostril monsters of Planet Odiferous 3 & the creatures from noseilas minor.

Q: What other aliens are based on only 1 sense?

[Reply #414 on:]

A: The Tutcheefeelese of the Invaidure Space. The second most annoying species in the Universe.

Q: What is the most annoying species in the Universe?

[Reply #415 on:]

A: There are lots of annoying species, but the Sulphur Gas creatures of Smellulon 6 are considered to be the most annoying; they can clear out a room faster than any creature alive.

Q: Do the Smellulon 6 Sulphur Gas creatures have any friends?

[Reply #416 on:]

A: Yes, the Muuns because they don't have noses.

Q: Who else can put up with them?

[Reply #417 on:]

A: The Breathing Equipment people of Gasmaskopia.

Q: Do the Smellulon 6 Sulphur Gas creatures have any purpose?

[Reply #418 on:]

A: No.

Q: Why would they exist if they have no purpose?

[Reply #419 on:]

A: For the sheer purpose of existing.

Q: Was Fry cooler as Captain Yesterday or Congo Jack?

[Reply #420 on:]

A: Captain Yesterday; he had super powers.

Q: Besides strength, speed & invulnerability to bullets, what other powers did Fry have?

[Reply #421 on:]

A: He was super-cool. But he never got a chance to measure his coolness with the coolometer.

Q: How many Megafonzies did Fry read when he was using the miracle cream?

[Reply #422 on:]

A:  100,000 megafonzies to be exact.


Q:  Instead of a French head, what if Fry grabbed an Italian head in BBS? 

[Reply #423 on:]

A: It would have been Benito Mussolini.

Q: How would that have affected BBS?

[Reply #424 on:]

A: The film would have immediately taken a nasty fascist turn, and wouldn't have sold well.

Q: What other things might have affected BBS for the worse?

[Reply #425 on:]

A: Killing off all the PE crew and replacing them with owls.

Q: How would this affect business for Planet Express?

[Reply #426 on:]

A: It would shut down Planet Express, because Zoidberg's people would be on those owls like white on rice, and there would be no one left to run the company.

Q: How would things be if Zapp ran Planet Express?

[Reply #427 on:]

A: Very sexfull.

Q: With Zapp running Planet Express, where would they make most of their deliveries?

[Reply #428 on:]

A: The "enhancement" planets of Cialis 8 & Viagra Major.

Q: If Zapp were in charge, who would be in his crew?

[Reply #429 on:]

A: Pilot: Vanessa Takerbrahov. Delivery Boy: Justin Thurway. Assistant manager of sales: Bender.

Q: Why would Zapp keep Bender on the crew?

[Reply #430 on:]

A: For entertainment value.

Q: Who are Vanessa Takerbrahov & Justin Thurway, and why would Zapp have them as part of his crew?

[Reply #431 on:]

A: Vanessa (an ex-prostitute) was hired because of her tendency to remove her clothes. Justin (who's never had a job before) is an idiot that Zapp hired to make himself look good.

Q: Does Zapp look good in front of his idiotic employee?

[Reply #432 on:]

A: No.  Even idiotic employees have a low opinion of Zapp.

Q: If Zapp were in charge, what people might hire them to make deliveries?

[Reply #433 on:]

A. The Neutral people on the Neutral planet as they have no opinon of Zapp one way or the other.

Q. Do the Neutral people have an opinon on anything?

[Reply #434 on:]

A: All their opinions are neutral.

Q: What caused the Neutral people to become so neutral?

[Reply #435 on:]

A: They're simply born with a heart full of neutrality.

Q: What happens to people who have opinions on the Neutral Planet?

[Reply #436 on:]

A: No one knows; no one's ever had an opinion there.

Q: Besides scissors, what frightens the yarn people of Nylar 4?

[Reply #437 on:]

A: Fire and sharp objects.

Q: How did the Yarn people of Nylar 4 come to be?

[Reply #438 on:]

A: A lab experiment gone horribly awry.

Q: What other races of creatures were created in similar tragic experiments?

[Reply #439 on:]

A: The pigeon-rats of Hujor III.

Q: Who created them?