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Frisco17

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« #480 : 04-22-2008 19:43 »
« : 04-22-2008 19:43 »

A: Nobody knows yet because the naming comitee hasn't decided. Ask again in 300 years.

Q: What names are they currently considering?

TOTPD
seattlejohn01

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« #481 : 04-22-2008 21:31 »

A: Stampintriplicata is the front runner right now, followed closely by beancounteria & requisitionformania.

Q: What bureaucratic planets are currently members of the DOOP?
KurtPikachu2001

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« #482 : 04-23-2008 10:13 »

A:  Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto!


Q:  If Zoidberg's mother was a saint, how could he have known that if Decopodians die after mating? 
Frisco17

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« #483 : 04-23-2008 19:09 »

A: He heard it from somebody else.

Q: Who told him?
Bendersfan1221

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« #484 : 04-23-2008 19:53 »

A: His cousin Zoidfarb.

Q: What does Zoidfarb do?
Unknown

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« #485 : 04-23-2008 21:10 »

A: He's a lawyer in the same way that Zoidberg is a doctor.

Q: Where did Zoidfarb go to law school?
km73

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« #486 : 04-23-2008 21:14 »

A: In a volcano.

Q: Why did the what-if machine think the Professor had a pit of man-eating anteaters?
ShepherdofShark

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« #487 : 04-24-2008 01:50 »

A: It figured impulsive Leela saw it advertised in "What Pit" magazine and insisted he get one.

Q: Who publishes "What Pit" magazine?
The Mullet

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« #488 : 04-24-2008 22:16 »

A: The blind people who fall into holes alot.

Q:  Why are they blind?
Debris

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« #489 : 04-25-2008 01:09 »

A: Too much jerking of the lower horn.

Q: What other aphrodisiacs are on the market?
KurtPikachu2001

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« #490 : 04-25-2008 09:40 »

A:  Check out the store in Spanish Fry on Omicron Peresi 8 to find out!


Q:  If Fry is so nice and Bender is so mean, how do they get along? 
tyraniak

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« #491 : 04-25-2008 09:40 »

A: cow's foot and vulcan ears

Q: is there any meat Elzar can't jerk?

ShepherdofShark

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« #492 : 04-26-2008 13:07 »

A: No, although new meats are found every week throughout the galaxy. Maybe an unjerkable one will be discovered.

Q: What is the latest meat discovery?
Frisco17

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« #493 : 04-26-2008 13:48 »

A: Lemeat, a meat that tastes exactly like lemons.

Q: Where was it discovered?
tyraniak

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« #494 : 04-26-2008 14:57 »

A: Lemonopolis

Q: Are there any other fruit based planets?
ShepherdofShark

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« #495 : 04-26-2008 15:35 »
« : 04-26-2008 15:35 »

A: The Citric Galaxy is full of fruit based planets - it's a real "fruitopia" (oh, I can already hear the groans).

Q: Are there any vegetable based planets?
Frisco17

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« #496 : 04-26-2008 20:22 »
« : 04-26-2008 20:22 »

A: Yep, one for every vegetable except broccoli.

Q: What happened to the broccoli planet?
tyraniak

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« #497 : 04-26-2008 21:53 »

A: It was eaten by Galactus when he was super ripped

Q: How much does it take to get galactus ripped?
seattlejohn01

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« #498 : 04-27-2008 01:36 »

A: A lot less than it takes to get Bender's battery fully charged up.

Q: Does Bender truly need to drink, or want to drink?
ShepherdofShark

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« #499 : 04-27-2008 12:38 »

A: Both. Although he wants to more than he needs to.

Q: What is Sci-Fi like in the 31st century?
km73

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« #500 : 04-27-2008 13:12 »

A: Kind of like Past-o-Rama - for example, nomads on Mongol horses wielding lasers.

Q: What would Mayor Poopenmeyer do if Chaz, the mayor's aide, quit?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #501 : 04-27-2008 15:36 »

A: He'd find a competent replacement who wasn't such a suck up.

Q: What characters might qualify for the position of Chaz's replacement?
Frisco17

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« #502 : 04-27-2008 18:19 »

A: Larry, Walt and Igner.

Q: Would they be any better?
seattlejohn01

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« #503 : 04-27-2008 19:03 »

A: Probably not.  They'd be just as much of a suck up as Chaz.

Q: What else could Mom's boys do for a living?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #504 : 04-27-2008 19:08 »

A: They could work on the kidney farms.

Q: Where are the kidney farms?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #505 : 04-27-2008 19:32 »

A: They're located on the top of URectum.

Q: What other things are grown/raised on URectum?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #506 : 04-27-2008 19:49 »

A: The shoulder fields of Urectum are a sight to behold in the spring. But Urectum's largest crop comes from the corn flake monsoons.

Q: Who is the most successful farmer in the galaxy?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #507 : 04-27-2008 22:28 »

A: Farmer Johnsonbot.

Q: What crop does he grow?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #508 : 04-28-2008 12:02 »

A: Genetically engineered eggplant, strawberries that actually grow with a straw attached for sucking out the juice and porncorn.

Q: What is porncorn?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #509 : 04-28-2008 13:06 »
« : 04-28-2008 13:06 »

A: When it pops, it goes "Oh god, oh god, OH GOD!" sorry, you asked...

Q: Why did Farmer Johnsonbot grow porncorn?
Bendersfan1221

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« #510 : 04-28-2008 16:06 »
« : 04-28-2008 16:06 »

A: Because it was like a giant orgasm in his mouth.

Q: Who invented porncorn?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #511 : 04-28-2008 18:29 »

A: Farmer Johnsonbot's distant relative, Ron Jeremyatron.

Q: Who are some other of Farmer Johnsonbot's porncorn inventing relatives?
tyraniak

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« #512 : 04-28-2008 23:01 »

A: Jenna Jametron, Traci Lordsbot, John Holmesomatic, and Linda Lovelace Unit

Q: are there any other pornographic vegetables?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #513 : 04-28-2008 23:16 »

A: The orgasmopotato and the moneyshoturnip come to mind.

Q: Where do they grow these "vegetables"?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #514 : 04-29-2008 09:38 »

A: They are grown in trouser tents on Erectus 4.

Q: Who is the main importer of moneyshoturnips?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #515 : 04-29-2008 09:48 »

A: The climaxitrons of Chicachicawowwow Minor.

Q: Who else imports moneyshoturnips?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #516 : 04-29-2008 10:02 »
« : 04-29-2008 10:02 »

A: Lord Jizzo, ruler of Spunkulon.

Q: Is this thread going to get any cleaner?
 A: Not if I can help it.


Q: How did Lord Jizzo come to rule Spunkulon?
tyraniak

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« #517 : 04-29-2008 10:56 »

A: he was appointed by his predecessor, king Dong

Q: Do the PE crew ever have to make any deliveries to any of the porno planets?
Bendersfan1221

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« #518 : 04-29-2008 12:03 »

A: Yes, but they got banned from the planets.

Q: What happened during the delivery?
Frisco17

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« #519 : 04-29-2008 19:30 »

A: Bender stole too much and Fry maxed out all his credit cards.

Q: What was Leela doing when this happened?
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