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seattlejohn01

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« Reply #280 on: 03-20-2008 00:43 »

A: No, they were all killed in the year 2461, with the second coming of Jesus.

Q: Do they still drink beer on St. Patrick's Day in the 31st century?
Frisco17

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« Reply #281 on: 03-20-2008 20:41 »

A: Yes but it isn't the main drinking holiday anymore.

Q: What is?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #282 on: 03-20-2008 21:48 »

A: Mother's day.  In celebration of Mom's birthday, all robots are required to recharge their batteries by drinking as much nutritious alcohol as possible.

Q: What other drinking holidays are there?
tyraniak

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« Reply #283 on: 03-21-2008 22:59 »

A: President's day

Q: Which president is the biggest drinker?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #284 on: 03-21-2008 23:08 »

A: George Washington.

Q: Why is he the biggest drinker out of all the presidents?
km73

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« Reply #285 on: 03-22-2008 11:36 »

A: Because the two Grover Clevelands went off the bottle.

Q: Why is Hermes so uptight if he "lights things up" all the time?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #286 on: 03-22-2008 13:46 »

A: Because, like "lighting things up", it's an "old Jamaican tradition".

Q: What other "old Jamaican traditions" are there?
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #287 on: 03-22-2008 18:17 »

A:  Eating cool beans and collard greens is one of them. 


Q:  Would Bender get along with Crow (from MST3K)?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #288 on: 03-22-2008 18:47 »

A: No, Bender doesn't play well with others.

Q: Who might Bender get along with?
Frisco17

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« Reply #289 on: 03-22-2008 19:26 »

A: Himself, Fry, Flexo and to a lesser extent Leela.

Q: Who can Hermes get along with.
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #290 on: 03-22-2008 21:24 »

A: LaBarbara, Dwight and various Beuracrats.

Q: What beauracrats does Hermes get along with?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #291 on: 03-23-2008 02:32 »

A: Ganja-cratbot (Bureaucratic level 31)

Q: What other robots are bureaucrats?
tyraniak

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« Reply #292 on: 03-24-2008 11:50 »

A: Stamp-o-matic, filotron, and shredderbot

Q: What's Morgon Proctor up to now?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #293 on: 03-24-2008 18:43 »

A: After being dismissed from the Central Bureaucracy, she got a job as a medical assistant in a proctologist's office.

Q: Why was she dismissed?
Frisco17

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« Reply #294 on: 03-24-2008 20:28 »
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A: Repeated stamping failures.

Q: How is she qualified to be a medical assistant?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #295 on: 03-24-2008 23:02 »

A: Because she's so anal & as a bureaucrat made everyone bend over for her.

Q: What else is Morgan Proctor qualified to do?
tyraniak

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« Reply #296 on: 03-24-2008 23:47 »

A: Stamp peoples asses for money

Q: how much money does she make as an ass stamper?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #297 on: 03-25-2008 00:56 »

A: Less than Zoidberg makes at Planet Express.

Q: How much money DOES Zoidberg make at Planet Express?
hobbitboy

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« Reply #298 on: 03-25-2008 07:34 »

A: Not enough to be able to afford turkey dogs on a regular basis.

Q: Apart from turkeys and, of course, dogs, what is the main ingredient in turkey dogs?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #299 on: 03-25-2008 11:12 »

A: Soylent Green; IT'S PEOPLE!

Q: What other things does Zoidberg want (but can't come close to being able to afford)?
tyraniak

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« Reply #300 on: 03-25-2008 12:20 »

A: Love, friendship, a home, respect

Q: will he ever get any or all of these things?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #301 on: 03-25-2008 13:05 »

A: Friendship yes, the rest not a chance in hell.

Q: Why is Zoidberg such a loser?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #302 on: 03-25-2008 15:10 »

A: Cause no-one will ever give him love, respect or a mortgage.

Q: What does Zoidberg spend his meagre income on?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #303 on: 03-25-2008 17:40 »

A: He's so trusting that he loses all his income each month to telemarketers.

Q: What SHOULD he spend his meager income on?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #304 on: 03-25-2008 18:14 »
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A: He should invest it and buy some food.

Q: What should he invest in?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #305 on: 03-25-2008 20:03 »

A: Margins. Zoiby wanna buy on margins.

Q: What did Zoiby do before his "doctor" job at Planet Express?
Frisco17

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« Reply #306 on: 03-25-2008 21:16 »

A: He was a doctor at a circus in Jersey City.

Q: Why did he change jobs?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #307 on: 03-25-2008 23:14 »

A: He was asked to leave, because the circus animals kept disappearing one by one.

Q: How did Zoidberg get his doctor's license?
tyraniak

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« Reply #308 on: 03-25-2008 23:56 »

A: He found it...in a volcano

Q: How did Hermes get his beurocrat license
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #309 on: 03-26-2008 00:35 »

A: He requisitioned it at the Central Bureaucracy...by filling out & filing the 19 forms in triplicate & making sure they were stamped correctly in all 37 places.

Q: How did Hermes end up at Planet Express?
x.Bianca.x

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« Reply #310 on: 03-26-2008 01:45 »

 A: And I come to the career chips story that has otherwise been lost. Or Hermes is evil and he wanted to take advantage of the proffessor and take over the company basically.

Q: the dirtiest question ever: how the hell do robots have sex?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #311 on: 03-26-2008 02:02 »

A: Any way they want; it's all about the CPU...

Q: What other "interesting" things can robots do?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #312 on: 03-26-2008 15:57 »

A: Kill all humans.

Q: Why don't they?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #313 on: 03-26-2008 18:44 »

A: Restraining bolt built into their CPU.

Q: What other special restraining mechanisms are built into robot CPU's?
Frisco17

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« Reply #314 on: 03-26-2008 21:11 »

A: A program that makes them obey the 5 laws.

Q: What are the other 2?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #315 on: 03-26-2008 21:15 »

A: 4) It's illegal to not drink alcohol.
   5) Whoring it up with Floozybots is encouraged.

Q: Why were robots programmed with the 5 laws to begin with?
Frisco17

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« Reply #316 on: 03-26-2008 21:20 »

A: So they don't forget to recharge and score.

Q: Who created the 5 laws?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #317 on: 03-26-2008 21:38 »

A: The President of Earth, after the Robot Insurrection of 2168.

Q: Why did the Robot Insurrection occur?
Frisco17

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« Reply #318 on: 03-27-2008 19:58 »

A: Lug nut shortage.

Q: What stopped it?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #319 on: 03-27-2008 20:16 »

A: The invention of the Lugnut-tron.

Q: What other robots have stopped wars or conflicts?
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