"I heard questions make you stupid. No, I'm... doesn't"- Stupid questions.

[Reply #200 on:]

A: Aww, hex no.

Q: Who will move above the moles above the humans?


TOTP, babee!

[Reply #201 on:]

A: The mutants, after their revolution.

Q: Who leads the mutant revolt?

[Reply #202 on:]

A: The "four more years" guy. Who else?

Q: When did PE find out their company structure sucked?

[Reply #203 on:]

A: When they got endorsed by the KKKK (Ku-Klux Kangaroo Klan)

Q: What's the biggest controversy surrounding the KKKK?

[Reply #204 on:]

A: The murder of countless koala bears.

Q: Why would the KKKK kill these bears?

[Reply #205 on:]

A: Because the Koalas and kangaroos were battling for the domain name kkkk.com for years

Q: who would eventually win this battle?

[Reply #206 on:]

A: The kangaroos, through their incredible boxing skills.

Q: Why did the KKKK endorse Planet Express?

[Reply #207 on:]

A: so they could get more kangaroos

Q: why is the planet express so popular

[Reply #208 on:]

A: Because their crew are all top-notch, and are willing to endanger themselves at low, low prices.

Q: Do that top-notch crew ever get or even deserve raises?

[Reply #209 on:]

A: No

Q: Why not?

[Reply #210 on:]

A: Because the Professor's a cheap bastard

Q: What does captain Muskee do for a living now?

[Reply #211 on:]

A: He is a charted acountant.

Q: How did he get that job?

[Reply #212 on:]

A: His great sense of humor

Q: Are there any other previous crew members even less alive than Muskee?

[Reply #213 on:]

A:  Nope. The others have all be eaten by the space wasp.


Q:  How come Bender never rips on Fry about having red hair? 

[Reply #214 on:]

A: Bender has a thing for redheads

Q: What type of hair does Bender hate?

[Reply #215 on:]

A: Dirty-blonde.

Q: Why does he hate it?

[Reply #216 on:]

A: Because a dirty-blonde hooker bot broke his heart

Q: What's Zapp's favorite hairstyle?

[Reply #217 on:]

A: Pony tail like Leela's.

Q: Which of Zapps pick up lines has had the most success with the ladies?

[Reply #218 on:]

A: Here's some money, can I see you naked (only works on strippers and prostitutes)

Q: What's Benders's pick up line?

[Reply #219 on:]

A: He doesn't need one.

Q: If Bender needed on what would it be?

[Reply #220 on:]

A: "Hey baby, wanna bite my shiny metal [bleep]?", or "Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?"

Q: Who or what would bender need to pick up anyway?

[Reply #221 on:]

A: Cheap floozy-bots, or rich older female robots he could scam in order to pay for more cheap floozy-bots

Q: What does farnsworth look for in a rpmantic partner?

[Reply #222 on:]

A: Morbid obesity. "We're trapped my sweet hippopotomus."

Q: What ever happened to his girlfriend from 300BB?

[Reply #223 on:]

A: She died.

Q: How did she die?

Yo DJ Spider Man you don't need to censor your self.

[Reply #224 on:]

A: She got stuck in an elevator.

Q: What would Bender choose: one 300-dollar hookerbot or 300 one-dollar hookerbots?

[Reply #225 on:]

A: 300 $1 hookerbots.

Q: Why?

[Reply #226 on:]

A: Because he would get more action.

Q: What is the difference between $1 hooker-bots and $300 Hooker-bots.

[Reply #227 on:]

A: $300 hookerbots use high speed USB 2.0 ports.

A: What do $1 hookerbots use.

[Reply #228 on:]

A: A used collecovision

Q: What is the most popular video game system in the 31st century?

[Reply #229 on:]

A: The Nintendu Vii, with it's special *WIRED* controller, heralded as a modern breakthrough over traditional wireless controllers!

Q: Why did McDonalds purchase Pluto? (i.e. McPluto)

[Reply #230 on:]

A: They don't have to pay taxes because it's technically not a planet.

Q: Is there anything else interesting on Pluto?

[Reply #231 on:]

A: You mean except the armed penguins? No.

Q: What do theoretical physicists do in the 30th century?

[Reply #232 on:]

A: The same thing they did in the 21st Century, but there's much less to theorize about.

Q: How did Lrrrr meet Nndnndnnd?

[Reply #233 on:]

A: On Elimidate

Q: Who were the other contestants?

[Reply #234 on:]

A: Katrina, Xanfor & The Being of Inconceivable Horror.

Q: How can Bender be made of 30% Iron, 30% Nickel, 30% Platinum & 30% Zinc?

[Reply #235 on:]

A: In the 31st century percentages go up to 247% instead of 100%.

Q: Why?

[Reply #236 on:]

A: So that Bender can fit 246% of every conceivable thing in his chest cabinet.

Q: How did everyone on All My Circuits get amnesia?

[Reply #237 on:]

A: I don't remember

Q: How fast is regular Gonzalez?

[Reply #238 on:]

A: Not as fast as Speedy Gonzalez, but faster than a regular Rodriguez.

Q: How fast is the speed of light, now that scientists increased it?

[Reply #239 on:]

A: Twice as fast as Speedy Gonzalez

Q: How did scientists determine speedy Gonzalez's exact speed?