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Frisco17

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« Reply #480 on: 10-16-2007 22:08 »

Leela:(thinking) "Oh lord, Fry's constipated again."
Kryten

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« Reply #481 on: 10-16-2007 22:27 »
« Last Edit on: 10-16-2007 22:27 »

Leela: (thinking) Wow, I've never seen him this focused at work. Maybe he should forget to wear his pants every day.
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #482 on: 10-17-2007 03:10 »

Fry: Im angry at the fact that Bender was able to cancel Monkey Shakes and Women Fever. A good wholesome show if it weren't for the orgazms in the background.
futz
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« Reply #483 on: 10-17-2007 08:06 »

Leela: I'm not sure he was ready for your new Web site, Bender.

Fry: ... the Dean and Guenter!?!

Leela: Well... a girls gotta do what a...

Bender: Wait 'til you see this week's updates!
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #484 on: 10-17-2007 15:45 »
« Last Edit on: 10-17-2007 15:45 »

Leela: (Thinking) I hope that Fry knows that you should never have a staring contest with a wall. They cheat alot.
Fry: (Blinks) Damn it. You win again wall. How much do I owe you.
Wall: 50 bucks. I told you, you could never win a staring contest with a wall.
Fry: Here yo- Wait a minute. You don't have eyes! You cheated!

Ok that was really bad huh?
The Mullet

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« Reply #485 on: 10-17-2007 16:17 »

Leela: Im sorry fry, but I ate the last frozen burrito.

Fry: I'm as mad as i've ever been....
DrThunder88

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« Reply #486 on: 10-18-2007 11:09 »

Leela: "Undressing her with your eyes" is just an expression, Fry, you can't really do it.  And even if you could, it probably wouldn't work through the TV.
Fry: No psychic control of television nudity?  What kind of future is this?
Sine Wave

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« Reply #487 on: 10-19-2007 10:07 »

dr.bender nye

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« Reply #488 on: 10-19-2007 10:54 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Sine Wave:

Hmm... I guess it has something to do with DrThunder88
DrThunder88

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« Reply #489 on: 10-19-2007 18:58 »

It can't be.  I'm rarely associated with labcoats, Texas, or attractive women.

Until we get to the bottom of this, I'll post a new framegrab.

Frisco17

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« Reply #490 on: 10-19-2007 20:51 »

Leela:(thinking) "I wonder if Fry wants to go with me to the bernsball game this weekend."

Fry:(thinking) "I wonder if I could use Bender's head to play horseshoes."

Bender:(thinking) "I wonder how long it'll take them to realise that I stapled Hermes to the ceiling."
LayZ341

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« Reply #491 on: 10-20-2007 04:17 »

Zoidberg:(off-screen) Someone, HELP! There's an intruder and he's got a gun.

Bender: Shut the hell up, we're watching t.v.!
futz
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« Reply #492 on: 10-20-2007 09:36 »

Fry: I wish the Professor wouldn't do that at breakfast.

Leela: I think it's cute.

Bender: Hey, nothing like playing a few songs naked on a steam calliope to start the morning.
Kryten

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« Reply #493 on: 10-20-2007 19:55 »

Leela: Do you think this framegrab is too generic?
Fry: Maybe they can do a joke about my cereal?
Bender: Why do I have a coffee mug?
Cleansingfire

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« Reply #494 on: 10-21-2007 07:06 »

And on that topic...


Bender: Well, I'm sick of it.

Fry: Coffee? But you just started drinking.

Bender: With my mighty robot powers, I can get sick of drugs much quicker than you humans.

Leela: Well just remember we all still have to work together. So try and let the coffee machine down easy.

Bender: In due time, Leela. But for now I'll just resume drinking cheap booze on the side.

[Bender picks up a bottle of Olde Fortran.]
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #495 on: 10-21-2007 17:54 »

Leela: You're not on The Mind Mythical Journey To Sexual Lives
Are you?
Fry: Get with the times, Leela, we gave that up when we reailsed how fake it was.
Leela (Sarcasticly): ORLY?
Bender: We're now in The Magic Thoughts Of The Beatles

Poor, poor John.
Sine Wave

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« Reply #496 on: 10-21-2007 18:29 »

Leela: ...and then when I woke up this morning, I found two dozen roses outside my door. The card was smudged so I couldn't see what it said, but I knew anyway. Thanks Bender, you're a real friend.

Bender: What? Oh, yeah, no problem.

Fry (whispering): But Bender, I-

Bender (whispering): Hey, you've gotta play the hand you're dealt.
DrThunder88

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« Reply #497 on: 10-22-2007 14:01 »

This round goes to Frisco17.  Sorry, Kryten, there are limits to how much metahumor I can handle.
Frisco17

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« Reply #498 on: 10-22-2007 22:31 »

I'm not gonna be around for about a week so I'll post a grab and let Futz pick a winner. Out of reverence for his past hilarity.

Robo D Rulz!!

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« Reply #499 on: 10-23-2007 02:19 »

*Bender walks in and put the board thingy on the table*

Amy: Whats that Bender? It looks like a computer chip.

Bender: It's my mom's brain, she died yesterday! *Sobs*

Amy, Leela and Zoidberg: Oh sorry Bender. Too bad. I'm sorry for your loss rohbut, I am.

Leela: Why do you have it then Bender, don't they normaly bury robot when the die?

Bender: Normaly yes, but I grabbed it before she was buried, when nobody was watching. *More sobs*

Zoidberg: But why, rohbut?

Bender: Well, about a month ago, the goverment passed a law that if in need, they can rob graves for new robot brains to use in newer model robots. And it will be a cold day in hell before I let my mother become the newest hooker-bot 7000 out on the streets!
bend_her

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« Reply #500 on: 10-23-2007 02:48 »

Leela, Amy and Zoidberg (singing): ...happy birthday to you!

Fry (OS): And you smell like one too!

Leela: Cheer up, Bender, we decided to do it the traditional way especially for you.

Bender: Aw crap! A year older and what do I have to show for myself? Twenty eight old ladies' purses, three hundred eighteen candies from babies and a lousy stinkin' $273,128 from various scams... I'm a disgrace to bending units everywhere.

Zoidberg: Are you going to eat that already?
futz
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« Reply #501 on: 10-23-2007 19:44 »

Zoid: ...yes and it's very, very painful.

Bender: Aaaw!!!

Leela: Well, we'll just have to put papers on the floor until the technician gets here.

Bender: Aaaw!!!

Leela: I told you you were going to get a virus if you kept fooling around with those Midtown hookerbots. At least your antenna hasn't shriveled up and fallen off yet.

Bender: Aaaw!!!

Amy: No chocolates for you until you're better.

Bender: Aaaw!!!
DrThunder88

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« Reply #502 on: 10-23-2007 20:49 »

Leela: You guys have been up all night playing strip Scrabble?  Why are you all still clothed?
Bender: Well, I don't have anything to bet, Amy can't spell any words that aren't abbreviations, and Zoidberg keeps eating his tiles.
Zoidberg: I haven't had a meal this big since Parcheesi!
Robo D Rulz!!

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« Reply #503 on: 10-25-2007 15:57 »

It's been 48 hours, is futz going to pick a winner or what? Because I'll take the turn if he doesn't soon.
futz
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« Reply #504 on: 10-25-2007 16:29 »

It's Frisco 17's call not mine.
Robo D Rulz!!

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« Reply #505 on: 10-25-2007 18:04 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Frisco17:
I'm not gonna be around for about a week so I'll post a grab and let Futz pick a winner. Out of reverence for his past hilarity.

But Frisco is gone, and he left picking a winner to you.

futz
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« Reply #506 on: 10-25-2007 22:33 »

Oh, well go ahead then.
Robo D Rulz!!

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« Reply #507 on: 10-25-2007 23:49 »

I tried to go with something out of the norm.......what I'm I saying, there is no such thing as normal in the caption thread.  roll eyes

Anyways, enjoy!

Kryten

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« Reply #508 on: 10-26-2007 01:20 »

Fry: Does anyone else have a sudden craving for a pair of cantaloupes?
Sine Wave

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« Reply #509 on: 10-26-2007 01:35 »

Set during PYHOMS

Fry: "So, Amy and I were thinking of doing a little experimenting..."
LayZ341

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« Reply #510 on: 10-26-2007 02:05 »

Fry: So who's up for a little 2 on 2?
Leela: Fry, you better be talking about basketball.
Fry: Yeah, now I am.  Especially after Amy and I just finished practicing 1 on 1.
DrThunder88

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« Reply #511 on: 10-26-2007 04:05 »

Leela: For the last time, Fry, Bender and I are not going to be in your performance of Planet of the Apes.
Bender: Besides, we have a real planet full of the apes back on Earth.
futz
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« Reply #512 on: 10-26-2007 06:54 »

Fry: Since The Professor's calculations were off an eensie bit, I guess it's up to us now to repopulate Earth.

Leela: Well... but Mars is OK, right Amy?

Amy: Uh? But I got this outfit just to celebrate Repopulation Day.

Leela: It's a disaster Amy, not a Holiday.

Bender: You meatbags start without me maybe there's a Mac in the rubble, or something.
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #513 on: 10-26-2007 17:55 »

Fry: I'm selling Leela and Bender since all I can use them for is low budgeted movies.
Amy: I hope you don't mean...
Fry: Alien vs Robot : The Low Budget Film. Actully, I might do that.
Bender: Erm, I gotta go, I'm making an excuse to get out of the situation.
Leela: I'll join him.
Fry: Damn, I would've thought they'd be OK with that, sign contracts, THEN tell them its a porno.
Robo D Rulz!!

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« Reply #514 on: 10-26-2007 23:50 »

Ok, time to pick a winner.

And the winner is........................... .....I do seem to be dramatically pausing don't I.........futz.

The runner up is dr.bender nye.

And a huge thank you to everyone else for participating.

  big grin
futz
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« Reply #515 on: 10-27-2007 00:59 »

LayZ341

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« Reply #516 on: 10-27-2007 02:39 »

Fry: Hey Bender, come in here.  I made a bet with Amy that she was too scared to fly straight into a black hole and now she's about to do it.

Leela: WHAT??!!!
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #517 on: 10-27-2007 10:09 »
« Last Edit on: 10-27-2007 10:09 »

Fry: And they said a few Interns wouldn't fly the ship just as good.
ALERT: SELF DESTRUCTIVE ENGINES WILL DESTRUCT THE SAME AMOUNT OF TIME IT TAKES THE PROFESSOR TO PUT CLOTHES ON!
Fry: Oh, thats good, two hours to spare. Leela, any goodbye kisses?
Leela: I had one 6 days ago
DrThunder88

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« Reply #518 on: 10-27-2007 16:48 »

Leela: I don't understand.  Why is the ship's computer locked up?
Fry: This screen is as confused as you.  Look at all the question marks.
Leela: Fry, get your feet off the keyboard!
The Mullet

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« Reply #519 on: 10-27-2007 18:59 »

Fry: i just showed amy how to fly the ship...
Zoidberg: all wrong you are doing it!
Leela: the ship is fool proof, it flies itsefl
Amy: spluh!
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