A Trillion Miles? The New Grab Caption Contest Thread.

[Reply #520 on:]

(Fry: Hey Bender. Amy's calling up Spaceboy centerfolds from 2996. Come on up and see if you know any of them.)

LayZ341 wins this one.

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Kif:  ...and we were just all passing by here and I was all like... dude... let's stop by and see if they've got some snacks we can borrow...

Leela:  You guys need to stop with this addiction.

Zapp:  We'll stop our addictions when you're less abreast.

[Reply #523 on:]

I'm back baby!


Leela: "What happened to you guys!?!"

Zapp: "We lost our jobs but not to worry I have a fool proof plan to get us back on our feet. I'm starting a hobo-fighting league."

Leela: "That'll never work."

Zapp: "Then let me tell you my other idea for a website. (Holds up sexy lingerie) You put this on and Kif can videotape the two of us fu-"

Leela: (Slams door in his face)

[Reply #524 on:]

Zapp: Boobs.... booooooobs...
Leela: Aren't zombies supposed to crave brains?
Zapp: Hey, tried 'em both... I know which one *I* like better.

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Zapp: ...last thing I remember is she offered us a pipe... right Kif?

Kif: Mum mum mum mum pop! Waaaa. Mum mum mum mum pop! Waaa.

Leela: You boys shouldn't party so hard on Thursday nights.

Zapp: But it was Friday night! Oh God - a whole week! Kif! It's been a -

Kif: Mum mum mum... boobies! Mum mum mum...

Leela: You'd better get him back to the Nimbus.

Zapp: Kif where'd we park?

Kif: Mum mum -

Zapp: Oh, shut up.

[Reply #526 on:]

Boobs are a popular concept, I guess.

Zapp: You mean, even as a rough-cut bad boy from the wrong side of the tracks, you're still not attracted to me?  What kind of idiotic male stereotype do you like?
Leela: For starters, you could drop the whole "idiotic" thing.
Zapp: Whuh...oh, I'm sorry.  I just keep getting lost in your cleavage.

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Leela: "Just because I gave you pity sex before doesn't mean I'll give it to you again if you manage to be even more pathetic."

Zapp: *begins crying*

Leela: *sighs* Now there, there, it's not that bad...

[Reply #528 on:]

Zapp: So Leela, got any more of that weed?

[Reply #529 on:]

Is layZ still about?

[Reply #530 on:]

Kryten wins.

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[Reply #532 on:]

Bender: Amateurs. Whats wrong?  Can't handle the radioactive chronic?

[Reply #533 on:]

Amy: "UGH!"

Fry: "AAAHH MY LUNGS!"

Leela: "OH DEAR GOD!"

Bender: "Uh...wasn't me."

[Reply #534 on:]

Amy wasn't sure why she was gagging.  Sure, it could have been the cloud of noxious gas, but it also could have been Bender's thong or Fry and Leelas freestyle rap duet.

[Reply #535 on:]

Bender: Dinner's served! You guys like plutonium, right?

[Reply #536 on:]

Bender: OK, OK, next time I paint the ship I'll open the hanger doors. Sheesh, I thought you guys liked decontamination parties.

[Reply #537 on:]

 

Originally posted by DrThunder88:
Amy wasn't sure why she was gagging.  Sure, it could have been the cloud of noxious gas, but it also could have been Bender's thong or Fry and Leelas freestyle rap duet.

I couldn't think of one. I was too busy laughing at Dr T's caption. That is brilliant 

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That was good, wasn't it?

[Reply #539 on:]

Bender: I know it's early in the morning, but Zoidberg's breath isn't THAT bad.

[Reply #540 on:]

OK, guys... I'm sorry, but nobody's going to top Dr. T, so I'm declaring an early winner.

[Reply #541 on:]

Fair enough. Who won?

[Reply #542 on:]

Dr.T, isn't that obvious?

[Reply #543 on:]

Oh dear

[Reply #544 on:]

It was late night UK, that was bad joke night. Apologies to all and of corse to Dr.Tepper- I mean Pepper- I mean Dr.T
I'm at it again, huh?

[Reply #545 on:]

Hey it's been over a day. Is the Dr in the house?

[Reply #546 on:]

Sorry, I've been moved to the midnight shift, so my today is your tomorrow!

[Reply #547 on:]

Fry (Over loud drilling noise): One of these days, Bender, one of these days...

[Reply #548 on:]

Fry- KEEP IT DOWN!

Bender- Forget it meatbag, im trying to score with this flousy.

Fry- OH YEAH, well i'm trying to score with myself, and hearing you dosn't help.

[Reply #549 on:]

The long hours and hard work at Planet Express were beginning to take their toll. Fry, unable to take his mind off work, is now prone to acting out his dreams

Fry: Open up! Planet Express Delivery for H.E. Mann!

[Reply #550 on:]

whats H.E. Mann

[Reply #551 on:]

Fry: Zzzmmmrrrfff... ! Hey! Bender! I'm gonna take a pipe wrench to you if you don't stop broastcasting gay porn into my dreams!

[Reply #552 on:]

lol, futz that was funny

[Reply #553 on:]

Fry: Dammit Bender, I just got to second base!

[Reply #554 on:]

Fry: Hey you two, there's a hole in the wall so I know what you're doing in there.  So bring the noise so I can get the audio with the video over here.

[Reply #555 on:]

Fry: "Bender I told you, never interrupt me when I'm dreaming! Epsecially not while Leela's taking her top off!!!"

[Reply #556 on:]

Fry: Shut up, dammit, I can't hear myself wank!

[Reply #557 on:]

"Hey Bender, I just wondered... How did you manage to get so much custard out of such a small cat?"

[Reply #558 on:]

Kudos Xanfor on being the only one to not make a sex joke, myself included. I REGRET NOTHING!

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Kudos Xanfor on being the only one to not make a sex joke, myself included.

*cough*