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futz
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« #600 : 11-17-2007 05:21 »
« : 11-17-2007 05:21 »



Lee Lemon: You said this movie was going to be a documentary about Castro.
Kryten

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« #601 : 11-17-2007 17:46 »
« : 11-17-2007 17:46 »

Zapp; As you can see, Mr. President, the special hormone therapy you ordered for our soldiers is having some disturbingly sexy side-effects.
coldangel

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« #602 : 11-17-2007 21:57 »

This'll be hard to pick.
Xanfor

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« #603 : 11-18-2007 12:51 »

Leela: But Mr. President, we all have to take showers, right away! The f of the leaves we fell into was equal to Δφ!
Nixon: What does that mean, soldier?
Leela: It was Poisson Ivy!
coldangel

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« #604 : 11-18-2007 16:42 »

Can I pick one now?
soylentOrange

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« #605 : 11-18-2007 16:44 »

Xanfor, you geek  :)
LayZ341

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« #606 : 11-18-2007 17:13 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by coldangel_1:
Can I pick one now?

You can declare a winner at anytime you see fit.
coldangel

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« #607 : 11-18-2007 18:47 »

Okay... they're all good. Xanfor's one is probably the cleverest because I don't understand it, but I have to go with futz. The idea of a Castro-themed porn movie holds some strange appeal.
futz
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« #608 : 11-18-2007 19:43 »

(Zapp: Now Kif, fetch a cigar.)

Kryten

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« #609 : 11-18-2007 20:21 »

Bender: I wonder if humans look like that inside, too... welp, only one way t'find out. Oh, Fryyyy...
DrThunder88

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« #610 : 11-18-2007 23:05 »

Bender: You mean Soylent Green isn't people?  What a rip!
coldangel

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« #611 : 11-19-2007 01:49 »

Bender: Yes, do you have kosher pork-chops?
bend_her

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« #612 : 11-19-2007 02:19 »

Bender (in a low voice): Say, buddy, I just fixed a rat problem, you guys in need of some extra mince meat?
dr.bender nye

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« #613 : 11-19-2007 03:16 »

Bender: "I don't think the term "Meat Feast" was meant to be like this, Meatbag"
Sine Wave

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« #614 : 11-19-2007 13:37 »

Bender's Big Score Act II, Scene 37: Bender must retrieve the most delicious ham that ever existed.
PazuzuJr

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« #615 : 11-19-2007 15:15 »
« : 11-19-2007 15:15 »

Bender walked into a meat-bar.
Ouch!
Frisco17

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« #616 : 11-19-2007 18:50 »

Bender: (Shocked) "Is that what humans use sausage links for!?!"
40megafonzies

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« #617 : 11-20-2007 01:44 »

Bender: Do you guys buy... *looks around, leans in with hand next to mouth, whispers* orphans?"
 
futz
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« #618 : 11-21-2007 06:28 »

Very close but I'll have to pick Frisco17.
Frisco17

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« #619 : 11-22-2007 10:34 »

[Burns]
Excellent
[/Burns]

futz
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« #620 : 11-22-2007 12:58 »

Leela: Maybe it's the brownies Bender made but did you ever notice what a facinating ceiling this room has?

Fry: Oooh...!

Prof: My!
Kryten

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« #621 : 11-22-2007 14:43 »

Leela: Amy, just because Bender dared you to hang from the ceiling wearing a miniskirt and no underwear, didn't mean you actually had to do it!

Professor: Oh my. I'd be having a heart attack right now if it still worked.
DrThunder88

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« #622 : 11-22-2007 18:40 »

Leela: I think we should hire a decorator.  The paint in here just doesn't go with this this couch.  Also, this giant, Professor-shaped throw pillow is pretty creepy.
LayZ341

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« #623 : 11-22-2007 21:54 »

Leela: I mean who actually takes the expression "get bent" literally.
coldangel

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« #624 : 11-22-2007 22:32 »

Leela: Yeah, yeah, the Professor discovered a way to replace all his bones with pipe-cleaners, but look at that stain on the wall! It's shaped exactly like David X. Cohen's buttocks.
Xanfor

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« #625 : 11-23-2007 14:54 »

Leela: Why did someone write '√2' on the ceiling?
Farnsworth: I'm sure there's a rational explanation...
Bendersfan1221

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« #626 : 11-23-2007 15:00 »
« : 11-23-2007 15:00 »

[Fry] Nerd altert![Fry]

Farnsworth: Why does my back hurt?
Leela: Bender you said he was dead.
Bender: I said he was dying.
Farnsworth: I have to get that casserole out of the oven but I seem to be tacked to this chair.
Fry: Why is there a binary code on the celing?

Where this was going is beyond me...
Sine Wave

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« #627 : 11-23-2007 17:25 »

When Leela pointed out the giant meteor headed for the city, the Professor knew that there was only one way for him to go: lying down. After all, he was already in his pajamas.
dr.bender nye

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« #628 : 11-23-2007 17:42 »

Leela: I don't understand, what exactly is going on?
Prof: Zoidberg believes he can climb into the corner, all because he wants the rat tail comming out from there that seemed to mutate into a mushroom.
Fry: How did my bathroom mushroom get up there?
Frisco17

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« #629 : 11-23-2007 20:41 »

Futz's was great.  :laff:

Coldy wins the random award.  :eek:

I don't really know what the hell Bendersfan1221 is talking about.  :confused:

Xanfor made me remember my 11th grade math class  :mad:   

But Kryten's was the best so he wins.   :flirt:
Bendersfan1221

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« #630 : 11-23-2007 20:46 »

I had no idea what I was talking about either. I just typed.
coldangel

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« #631 : 11-23-2007 23:00 »

*pulls High School diploma off the wall & throws away*
*replaces with 'random award'*
Decapodian

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« #632 : 11-24-2007 03:41 »

@Coldangel: You have a high school diploma?
Kryten

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« #633 : 11-25-2007 00:11 »
« : 11-25-2007 00:11 »



Mine:

Of course, I can't win, so it's up to you.
Sine Wave

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« #634 : 11-25-2007 00:52 »

Zoidberg finally lives his dream of being a big-time stand-up comedian.
bend_her

Professor
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« #635 : 11-25-2007 02:44 »

Zoidberg: Is it me, or do these scrubs make me look fat?
DrThunder88

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« #636 : 11-25-2007 03:29 »

Leela: (O.S.) I know it's your dream to see you name in lights, Zoidberg, but bioluminescent bacteria belong in your colon, not a marquee.
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« #637 : 11-25-2007 04:23 »

FOX's new show: Everybody Finds Zoidberg Ugly
futz
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« #638 : 11-25-2007 07:27 »

Although the Professor's theory was correct Dr. Zoidberg could not light the sign with the static electricity generated by his thighs rubbing together for very long.
PazuzuJr

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« #639 : 11-25-2007 08:39 »

Would zoidberg's new and improved mating dance attract the ladies? No. Not likely.
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