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coldangel
DOOP Secretary
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This'll be hard to pick.
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Xanfor
DOOP Secretary
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Leela: But Mr. President, we all have to take showers, right away! The f of the leaves we fell into was equal to Δφ! Nixon: What does that mean, soldier? Leela: It was Poisson Ivy!
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LayZ341
Professor
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Originally posted by coldangel_1: Can I pick one now? You can declare a winner at anytime you see fit.
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coldangel
DOOP Secretary
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Okay... they're all good. Xanfor's one is probably the cleverest because I don't understand it, but I have to go with futz. The idea of a Castro-themed porn movie holds some strange appeal.
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Bender: You mean Soylent Green isn't people? What a rip!
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coldangel
DOOP Secretary
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Bender: Yes, do you have kosher pork-chops?
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bend_her
Professor
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Bender (in a low voice): Say, buddy, I just fixed a rat problem, you guys in need of some extra mince meat?
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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Bender: (Shocked) "Is that what humans use sausage links for!?!"
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40megafonzies
Crustacean
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Bender: Do you guys buy... *looks around, leans in with hand next to mouth, whispers* orphans?"
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Very close but I'll have to pick Frisco17.
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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[Burns] Excellent [/Burns]
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Leela: Maybe it's the brownies Bender made but did you ever notice what a facinating ceiling this room has?
Fry: Oooh...!
Prof: My!
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Leela: I think we should hire a decorator. The paint in here just doesn't go with this this couch. Also, this giant, Professor-shaped throw pillow is pretty creepy.
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LayZ341
Professor
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Leela: I mean who actually takes the expression "get bent" literally.
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coldangel
DOOP Secretary
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Leela: Yeah, yeah, the Professor discovered a way to replace all his bones with pipe-cleaners, but look at that stain on the wall! It's shaped exactly like David X. Cohen's buttocks.
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Xanfor
DOOP Secretary
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Leela: Why did someone write '√2' on the ceiling? Farnsworth: I'm sure there's a rational explanation...
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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Futz's was great. Coldy wins the random award. I don't really know what the hell Bendersfan1221 is talking about. Xanfor made me remember my 11th grade math class But Kryten's was the best so he wins.
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coldangel
DOOP Secretary
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*pulls High School diploma off the wall & throws away* *replaces with 'random award'*
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bend_her
Professor
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Zoidberg: Is it me, or do these scrubs make me look fat?
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Leela: (O.S.) I know it's your dream to see you name in lights, Zoidberg, but bioluminescent bacteria belong in your colon, not a marquee.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Although the Professor's theory was correct Dr. Zoidberg could not light the sign with the static electricity generated by his thighs rubbing together for very long.
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