A Trillion Miles? The New Grab Caption Contest Thread.

[Reply #440 on:]

Fry: So I said to the guy "It's only gonna work at this size"
Leela: And thus ends a Convosation with a Moron.
Fry: Close, It's a Convosation with a Screwdriver.

[Reply #441 on:]

Fry: Not even if it's this big?

Leela: For the last time no!

Fry: Aaaw, you know you want it too.

Leela: I'm not going to make a special stop now for a sub sandwich, we're almost there. You'll ruin your appetite.

[Reply #442 on:]

That's great futz. Nice work LOL!

[Reply #443 on:]

Dang it, futz.  There goes my hoagie joke.  Now I've got to come up with something else.

Fry had always known Leela's Kung-Fu training made her fast, but never again would he taunt her with the phrase "Quickly as you can.  Snatch the calzone from my hand."

[Reply #444 on:]

Fry:  I swear, the gash on the back of my leg is this big!

Leela:  You got me once with the "I need a strip of fabric from your dress" trick, I won't happen again.

Fry:  Actually, I was hoping for another kind of strip-*kicked in face*

[Reply #445 on:]

Fry:Leela don't panic, but I don't think the ship is moving anymore.
Leela:Fry, were stuck in a giant tar pit remember.
Fry:What!!! A giant tar pit!! When did this happen?!
Leela:Just five minutes ago.
Fry:...Oh..
Leela: Jackass

[Reply #446 on:]

futz wins.

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[Reply #448 on:]

Zoidberg: Oh no, she's writing up a restraining order against me.  Bender, what should I do?

Bender: Man, those things only have power in the court room.  Don't worry about it.

[Reply #449 on:]

Bender:(to Leela) You said that you'd organise a party for my birthday! But you organised nothing. You didn't even get a blackjack table for it!

Leela: That's not true. I organised for a band to play for you.

Bender: You call Zoidberg playing an invisible violin a band?

[Reply #450 on:]

Zoidberg: And by this time, the boils were REALLY beginning to fester. So, I got some ketchup...

Bender (thinking): Now I know what I'm makin' for Sunday brunch.

Leela (writing): Dear Diary: Today, I learned the true meaning of nausea.

[Reply #451 on:]

Leela: "Thanks for helping me plan the surpise clam bake for Fry's birthday, Bender."

Bender: "No problem. Now just sign the contract and I'll get you all the seafood you can eat."

Zoidberg: "A party with freinds. Is Zoidberg invited?"

Bender: "Of course you can't have a clam bake without lobster."

[Reply #452 on:]

Leela: We must delve deeply into your individual personalities in order to find the source of the problems in your relationship.  Zoidberg, you're a smelly, gullible moron, whereas Bender is a self-centered, semi-sociopathic jerk.  That's why, in my professional opinion, it's all Zoidberg's fault.
Bender: Told ya, loser.  Now pay the woman and let's go.

[Reply #453 on:]

Leela:  And to wrap up, all in favor of not firing Zoidberg raise your right hand.

Bender:  Hmm, no hands.

Leela:  Motion does not pass.

[Reply #454 on:]

Zoidberg: "But why with the malpractice suit, already?"

Leela: "Zoidberg, Fry needed those things attached to live."

Bender: "Right, Zoidberg did it."

[Reply #455 on:]

Frisco17 wins. DrT88 second.

[Reply #456 on:]

I am winning again! I am the greetest!

Anywho here ya go.

[Reply #457 on:]

Leela: You idiots!  You're supposed to put lemon juice on a coffee stain, not slobbering old people.

[Reply #458 on:]

Bender: So when you said you were finally going to Ernest his Hemingway, you mean you didn't want an old man covered in sea water?

[Reply #459 on:]

Bender: Wanna hear "Amazing Grace" next?

Fry: Stop!

Leela: He's not a bagpipe.

[Reply #460 on:]

Leela: Way to go, morons! We're supposed to get him to put us in his will before we drown him.

[Reply #461 on:]

Leela:  And if i ever catch him trying to steal my boots or black stretch pants again, i wont bring him back up, i'll hold him under till the bubbles stop...

Fry: Jeeze leela, you almost killed him, why are you so angry?

Bender: she got em on sale, you know how women are about shopping. 

[Reply #462 on:]

Leela: One down, one to go...

Bender: Come on, Leela!

Fry: <gulp!>

[Reply #463 on:]

Leela: Fine, Bender, but this is the last time we play Politically Correct Postman's Knock!

[Reply #464 on:]

I herby decree Layz to be the winner.

[Reply #465 on:]

[Reply #466 on:]

Robot Devil: If he wants to attract a woman it's not his hands he should replace.

Bender: You heard the man.

[Reply #467 on:]

Where is the "a trillion miles" quote from? I 4get

[Reply #468 on:]

Fry embarrases himself when he thought it was robots that anal probe

[Reply #469 on:]

Fry:Bender, do I have a enormous ass?

Bender:Yes, thats the bigest ASS I ever seen.

Robot Devil:Well that kinda explains why you don't have much in the "front compartment" if you catch my drift.

[Reply #470 on:]

You gotta do what you gotta do.

[Reply #471 on:]

Fry: Aw man! People said if I kept doing this, I'd end up in hell. Curse you InStyle Magazine!

[Reply #472 on:]

 

Originally posted by IamBender:
Where is the "a trillion miles" quote from? I 4get

Here.
Fourth Paragraph down.

[Reply #473 on:]

lol I love Futz's

[Reply #474 on:]

Fry realised that it was much harder to make a deal with the devil than it used to be.

Fry: "Aw man! I swore when I finished college I'd never make another on of these movies."

Bender: "Bow Chicka Bow Wow!"

[Reply #475 on:]

Robot Devil: See? I told you he couldn't afford Lightspeeds!

Bender: Hmpf! Cheapskate...

[Reply #476 on:]

Robot Devil: In the interest of everyone here, we won't use the word "debrief" in Fry's presence from here on.
Bender: I can't take him anywhere.  You should have seen him on our delivery to a convent.

[Reply #477 on:]

Although I enjoy Dr. T's pun, I'm going with Sine Wave on this one.

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[Reply #479 on:]

Leela:(thinking) Wow, I've never seen anyone watch porno so intensively.